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[SirHumper]

Q: What do electric trains and women's tits have in common?

A: They were originally intended for ********, but it's the men who play with them the most.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: How is a woman like a road?

A: Both have manholes.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

A: One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great fuckin' year.

 

[bigg mike]

Fucking my ex GF's 21 yr old ******** for revenge.


Saw her sunbathing nude, told her what happened and what I had in mind. She agreed to a revenge fuck but only if I didn't use a condom. (Hoping I would knock her up of course)

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I lubed her up some more and she started flaunting that beautiful pussy in my face.

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I quickly stripped naked and she immediately starting sucking my cock like a pro.

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I then bent her over, slapped her ass, and shoved my cock in her wet warm pussy. Fucking her soft at first and then harder and faster.

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We fucked in many different positions for what seemed like hours while she would talk dirty to me until finally I couldn't hold it anymore and was about to cum.

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I blew a big wad of cum all over her face which dripped down to her tits.

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I got dressed and told her to keep the cum on her face because she's a slut.....just like her ***. She got pissed and flipped me off as I was leaving.

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[celandina]

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[SirHumper]

Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

 

[SirHumper]

Where the fuck did I put the goddamn condoms.

 

[SirHumper]

I'm so glad you fond the fuckin' condoms. Also I've been telling him again and again we MUST use condoms.
Even though I know the probability is huge that he will take the fuckin' off and just fuck me. ...

 

[SirHumper]

What’s another name for a vagina?

The box a penis comes in.

 

[ajthegas]

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[SirHumper]

Two traveling salesmen were having a ***** and discussing their plans for the next day.
"I've got a perfect day," said the first one. "Four calls in the morning, four in the afternoon and home by 6 o'clock."

The second salesman said that he also had a perfect day lined up. "Four calls in the morning and then an afternoon ride out to Farmer Brown's
to pick up a dozen eggs for my wife."

Upon hearing this the other salesman started laughing. "So you're going 20 miles out of town to get eggs from Farmer Brown?
Don't you know he sells the smallest eggs in the county?

The other salesman chuckled and said "Farmer Brown's eggs might be small but his ********'s nipples are Grade A Extra Large !

 

[SirHumper]

Guy: Can I buy you a *****?

Girl: Sorry, but ******* is bad for my legs.

Guy: Do they swell?

Girl: No. They fuckin' spread.

 

[ajthegas]

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[ajthegas]

Leanne Crow asking us all the question we want to hear
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[ajthegas]

Imagine if the Sunday Sport could be as explicit as it wanted to be?
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[bigg mike]

Not sure what's hotter? Her ass tanline or cumming on her ass tanline.


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[SirHumper]

Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

A: They were originally intended for ********, but it's the men who play with them the most.

 

[bigg mike]

"Doesn't that feel good when I slowly ride up and down on your bare cock with my wet pussy?"


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[bigg mike]

"C'mon babe, get in there deep. Isn't this why you married me? I don't care if the neighbors are watching. Show them how much you love me. C'mon Fuck me!"


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