Two traveling salesmen were having a drink and discussing their plans for the next day.
"I've got a perfect day," said the first one. "Four calls in the morning, four in the afternoon and home by 6 o'clock."
The second salesman said that he also had a perfect day lined up. "Four calls in the morning and then an afternoon ride out to Farmer Brown's
to pick up a dozen eggs for my wife."
Upon hearing this the other salesman started laughing. "So you're going 20 miles out of town to get eggs from Farmer Brown?
Don't you know he sells the smallest eggs in the county?
The other salesman chuckled and said "Farmer Brown's eggs might be small but his daughter's nipples are Grade A Extra Large !