Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[SirHumper]

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel:

"It's a sin to put it in me, but a fuckin' shame to pull it out!!!"

 

[SirHumper]

Chloe Sweet --- :rubbel:

Q: What does a rubix cube and your fuckin' cock have in common?

A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: Ever have sex while camping?

A: It's fucking intents.

 

[SirHumper]

The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass.

 

[BabesForTheWin]

It was then she realised that all those hours working at subway would finally pay off. She had no doubt that foot long would fit and the meatballs were quite the bonus.

 

[bigg mike]

"What the fuck are you waiting for? A deal is a deal. You won your stupid bet. Now, are you going to pound my pussy or not?"

 

[bigg mike]

"You wanna fuck my ass babe? Do it. Fuck me right here right now. I love it when your hot cum runs out my butthole and drips down my pussy lips."

 

[bigg mike]

You get a text from one of your close female friends.

"Still waiting for that revenge fuck. C'mon, what are friends for? Just look at this hot body you're missing out on."

 

[bigg mike]

Michelle: Mmmm (smooch), swapping boyfriends was a great idea. I love this.

Sarah: This is so fucking hot having unprotected sex! C'mon, give it to me Scott, keep pounding my slutty pussy! Make me squirt all over your dick!

Sarah: How does it feel to have my boyfriend's big cock inside you?
Michelle: Oh god, (panting) don't stop fucking me Mike.

(Michelle whispers into her ear) Oh my god baby, your boyfriend just came inside me. I guess I clinched my pussy lips too tight.

Sarah: WTF? That wasn't part of the deal. Now you're going to get pregnant from my boyfriend!

Michelle: Mmmm, that's right bitch. He's mine now.

 

[bigg mike]

"Yeah baby! Gimmie that fuckin cum!!! Shoot your load all over my beautiful face! Mmmm, there you go. (Slurp Slurp) Who's your little bitch? I'm your little bitch! Nobody empties your balls like I do."

 

[ajthegas]

 

[Nester6]

http://www.cleanseries.com/galleries/ftvgirls/t0001/ftvgirls-ally-sexy_anal_play-08-26-2010/

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

 

[SirHumper]

“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me.

I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What's the difference between a cheerleade and a rooster?

A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a cheerleader shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

 

[SirHumper]

Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]