Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[SirHumper]

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A: Slow down. And possibly use a fuckin' lubricant.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me Im going in!

 

[SirHumper]

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?

A: They both get fucked when they're on their back.

 

[SirHumper]

Knock, Knock!

Who's There?

Ivana

Ivana who?

Ivana hump your fuckin' brains out!

 

[SirHumper]

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."

The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You fuckin' slut! How many is a brazilian?"

 

[SirHumper]

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She fucks you two nights in a row.

 

[bigg mike]

Try not to re-post the same jokes/pics. This thread is barely alive as it is.

 

[Nester6]

https://www.magic-erotica.com/promo-hun/gothic.html

 

[bigg mike]

"Wanna get my butt pregnant?"

 

[ajthegas]

 

[bigg mike]

Welp, that's one way of earning a raise.

 

[bigg mike]

"I love it when my two boyfriends fight over me."

 

[bigg mike]

"Morning hun. You want some cream with your coffee?"





"Hang on a few moments, my sister is going to make a batch just for you."





"It's almost ready."





"There you go hun, get it while it's fresh."

 

[bigg mike]

Alright well, this thread is dead. I will no longer be posting here as I've found a much better posting place where people actually enjoy these. Thanks to everyone who participated.

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

 

[SirHumper]

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

:rubbel: