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LMFAO POGGY! ahahahaha
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Seraphim said:Great as always, current and up to date.
At least I was spared this week
You shouldnt have said that cause now he will NAIL u next week
This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....
Deeeze won the SOTW, but found that analfan hadn't handed in the crown as the out going champion. All that was coming from his PR department was - he'd last seen it while making a new film with the still missing Belladonna.
The board has noticed that there has been no BNF all week. But there is one story doing the rounds that Comanduc has escaped from the cellar. Turned the tables on BNF and is extracting revenge. Has BNF locked up and is making him listen to nothing but the spicegirls.
A lot of old members have returned to the board of late. But the biggest returning member is the Legend georges, but the biggest shock was when he stated he only liked flat chested babes!
Prof Voluptuary posted a poll that not only confused the board, but even mensa have a team of experts trying to workout what the hell it's about.
D-rock was asked what he'd do with 3 wishes in in thread, he replied he'd let the genie go free. This was the biggest mistake he'd ever made, as the genie was one of Juballs midgets. He now has a urge to become a drag queen and sing "I will survive".
Calpoon has posted that humans shouldn't eat either animals or plants. As from now on you will find him working with the worlds top researchers into how you can make food out of just water.
Nightfly continues to debate the Angela Devi alive or dead question. But some members think that he's been churning on this one too long now. This is because he has made Swiss Cheese out of it!
Qwerety tried to make fun out of one serious post too many. I quote when Poggy1 was given 3 wish he said for his first wish he wished for Lucy Pinder. Then he said for #2 he needed no more wishes. But Qwerety posted at him "you would faint when she showed up, by the time you woke up she'd be gone". But what he didn't expect was the responding quote by Poggy1 "No I wouldn't faint, but I would need to lay down (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)" and he now is at this moment trying to see if there's a DVD of the Lucy, Poggy1 and the magic lamp story!
Irony made a request to have a sig made, he now has 4 different sigs he can use on his posts. But he has the problem of how to rotate them so has decidedd to go on colours. White been his favourite colour this is the one he is still using the most, the whole white blank one.
Seraphim meanwhile is debating if he should ban himself. The reason why he still doesn't know if he flamed another member or not in the "rate the persons avatar above you" thread. But has decided instead to be punished by the latex woman in his sig. So after annoucing this a orderly queue has been formed behind him for the same punishment!
Deeeze won the SOTW, but found that analfan hadn't handed in the crown as the out going champion. All that was coming from his PR department was - he'd last seen it while making a new film with the still missing Belladonna.
The board has noticed that there has been no BNF all week. But there is one story doing the rounds that Comanduc has escaped from the cellar. Turned the tables on BNF and is extracting revenge. Has BNF locked up and is making him listen to nothing but the spicegirls.
A lot of old members have returned to the board of late. But the biggest returning member is the Legend georges, but the biggest shock was when he stated he only liked flat chested babes!
Prof Voluptuary posted a poll that not only confused the board, but even mensa have a team of experts trying to workout what the hell it's about.
D-rock was asked what he'd do with 3 wishes in in thread, he replied he'd let the genie go free. This was the biggest mistake he'd ever made, as the genie was one of Juballs midgets. He now has a urge to become a drag queen and sing "I will survive".
Calpoon has posted that humans shouldn't eat either animals or plants. As from now on you will find him working with the worlds top researchers into how you can make food out of just water.
Nightfly continues to debate the Angela Devi alive or dead question. But some members think that he's been churning on this one too long now. This is because he has made Swiss Cheese out of it!
Qwerety tried to make fun out of one serious post too many. I quote when Poggy1 was given 3 wish he said for his first wish he wished for Lucy Pinder. Then he said for #2 he needed no more wishes. But Qwerety posted at him "you would faint when she showed up, by the time you woke up she'd be gone". But what he didn't expect was the responding quote by Poggy1 "No I wouldn't faint, but I would need to lay down (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)" and he now is at this moment trying to see if there's a DVD of the Lucy, Poggy1 and the magic lamp story!
Irony made a request to have a sig made, he now has 4 different sigs he can use on his posts. But he has the problem of how to rotate them so has decidedd to go on colours. White been his favourite colour this is the one he is still using the most, the whole white blank one.
Seraphim meanwhile is debating if he should ban himself. The reason why he still doesn't know if he flamed another member or not in the "rate the persons avatar above you" thread. But has decided instead to be punished by the latex woman in his sig. So after annoucing this a orderly queue has been formed behind him for the same punishment!
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LMFAO good stuff poggy
Cant wait till next week
Cant wait till next week
Poggy wishes for Lucy when he finds the lamp. He then pretends to faint in an attempt to have Lucy perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on him. Little does he know but quickly realizes when he opens his eyes back up is that it was some random dude that walked by and tried to wake him up. Lucy has already walked away.
Seraphim gets a shock when he goes to the hospital with a rash. It turns out he is allergic to latex. He then shakes his fist in the air and curses his luck.
It comes to a big shock to the board as both Georges and Miss Brittany both admit on the same week that their tastes have changed. They no longer like rough sex, nope only simple normal vanilla sex for them from now on.
BNF is out trying to save the world from one of Juballs experiments where he accidentally crossed one of his ninja midgets with some DNA of Chuck Norris to get a super midget...both their whereabouts are unknown.
The board is shocked into silence as a whole three hours go by without anybody inquiring into the situation of Angela Devi's death.
********** learns a sobering truth when he finds out he is really the long lost son of George W. Bush. He only wishes it could have been somebody less evil, like Darth Vader or something. On another note Georges learns that his long lost father is Bill Clinton, which might explain a lot of things, except he isn’t as stupid and actually likes woman that are attractive.
Seraphim gets a shock when he goes to the hospital with a rash. It turns out he is allergic to latex. He then shakes his fist in the air and curses his luck.
It comes to a big shock to the board as both Georges and Miss Brittany both admit on the same week that their tastes have changed. They no longer like rough sex, nope only simple normal vanilla sex for them from now on.
BNF is out trying to save the world from one of Juballs experiments where he accidentally crossed one of his ninja midgets with some DNA of Chuck Norris to get a super midget...both their whereabouts are unknown.
The board is shocked into silence as a whole three hours go by without anybody inquiring into the situation of Angela Devi's death.
********** learns a sobering truth when he finds out he is really the long lost son of George W. Bush. He only wishes it could have been somebody less evil, like Darth Vader or something. On another note Georges learns that his long lost father is Bill Clinton, which might explain a lot of things, except he isn’t as stupid and actually likes woman that are attractive.
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D-rock said:
OMG I love those 2 lol :rofl:
D-rock said:
Look out Poggy. A challenger for POTW on the next week. :hatsoff:
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