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[poggy]

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

BNF was the winner of the board contest this week and to celebrate he asked Marie on a date. All went well for BNF till Marie asked him up for coffee. Once inside her apartment Marie told him she was going to slip into something comfortable. When she cameback she was wearing a full leather Domtrix outfit and carrying a bull whip. The last we heard is that BNF is still locked away in Marie's dungeon whimpering to be set free!

Comanduc also got a prize in the contest, but it wasn't quite right when he recieved it. Instead of the MyFreeOnes points, he got a ladies FreeOnes thong and t-shirt with his name on it. Been modeled by Chuck Norris in person.

Om3ga announced he'd be spending less time on the board, stating the reason been he'd got a new job in Canary Wharf. What he hadn't told anyone was what it was, as he wanted no one to know it was a high class giggolo.

Seraphim won both SOTW and POTW, but there are rumours he is using his heavenly powers to do so. Some members are thinking of protesting as they see this as unfair.

Nightcrawler made a request for a new sig, but was bitterly disappointed when all the results was of bugs!

FreeOnes made a apperance on the board to tell the members of the new changes. You can now only post on the board in the 'Identify a Babe' section if you can guess the age of Mr FreeOnes himself in a PM.

KittyKat has told DrDeath that he will have to change his ways if he wants to keep her. He must now operate in bright pink outfit with the phrase "KittyKat's little pussycat" on it.

Foxy keeping her little visits to the board brief, started a new thread. "Miss Foxy's problem page" so far her only poster has been Max/Maxell/Salem/Island/DrSleep he thinks he may have more than one identity!

Also there are rumors going round the board of a HotRod11inches sighting, but no concrete evidence yet. Only one with the truth is Nightfly, who suddenly posted in green for 3 posts in shock!

Juballs has revealed the true reason why he's on the board less recently. The midgets have taken over his PC and are currently working on a way to make every picture of women on the internet appear naked. That is except a maple leaf over all the naughty bits.

 

[SeraphiM]

Seraphim has now picked out his Angel's and given them their new rubber uniforms. But there was complaints about the size mix up or so Seraphim claimed. Everyone of them was a size too small, meaning a lot of cleavage was shown!

Ah, an Angel can dream

Seraphim won both SOTW and POTW, but there are rumours he is using his heavenly powers to do so. Some members are thinking of protesting as they see this as unfair.

Oh Oh! *wink*

 

[KittyKat]

KittyKat has told DrDeath that he will have to change his ways if he wants to keep her. He must now operate in bright pink outfit with the phrase "KittyKat's little pussycat" on it.

ROTFLMFAO

Now that might not be a bad suggestion...

 

[member2686]

LOL! Great post, Pogmeister!!! Enjoy the color. It's a one-off job...

...Also there are rumors going round the board of a HotRod11inches sighting, but no concrete evidence yet. Only one with the truth is Nightfly, who suddenly posted in green for 3 posts in shock!...

 

[drdeath67]

KittyKat has told DrDeath that he will have to change his ways if he wants to keep her. He must now operate in bright pink outfit with the phrase "KittyKat's little pussycat" on it.

LMMFAO Hey, what Kitty wants, Kitty gets!:rofl:

 

[jod0565]

Good show, Poggy!
Thanks for the visuals of BNf and Dr. Death - I'll need to go check out some hot pics now to rid my mind of said visuals.

 

[Baal]

Man this shit is hilarious pogs...way to go!

 

[BNF]

Great as usual, poggy! :thumbsup:

But, I need to correct a fact....Marie has been asking me out for months, and I finally said Yes... (and I don't wimper!) From what I know, Marie doesn't need the gimmicks, either... :bowdown:

 

[icerfan]

BNF gets all the chicks! :lovecoupl

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Funny stuff

 

[poggy]

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

BNF made a statement he will live to regret!. By stating that he'd to quote - "I have apparently, kicked Chuck Norris' ass once and for all". As I have recieved a email from Chuck stating something quite different, he says that he let BNF win that little battle but he will certainly win the war!. The next battle will be on Chuck's terms, a wrestling match dressed as bunnies'

But also BNF has other problems too. As he has bitten off more than he can chew, so some members think. He got himself involde in a rep war with GOD himself (Seraphim). So soon to be rep guns at 10 paces.

kib345 started a thread to state that he was putting himself forward for the England job. But the British press soon started to print stories of his addiction to FreeOnes.

Qwerety won SOTW, but the result is in question as the cats are currently under going a drugs test.

bigpapi777 dusted off the age old question "Is Tera Patrick better with implants". But was stunned when Jesus posted that even at his age he can't remember that far back to when she was natural.

Nightfly started yet another 'Member above me' thread on insults. The only problem was, whenever he posted in it the board would crash!. As there would just too many members trying to post at him.

KittyKat was still trying to change DrDeath's image, she was now getting to work on his appearance. So while out shopping Kitty saw the perfect item to soften his appearance to others. A pair of pink fluffy bunny slippers.

Meanwhile their are rumours going round the board, that Poggy1 has a second account. It all started when a new members sig states that he is 'the man with the biggest Cock on freeones'. Poggy only has made this one statement for his defence "whats the competions size ?"

 

[BNF]

Not only hillarious, but up-to-date!! Great post, poggy! :rofl:

 

[drdeath67]

KittyKat was still trying to change DrDeath's image, she was now getting to work on his appearance. So while out shopping Kitty saw the perfect item to soften his appearance to others. A pair of pink fluffy bunny slippers.

LMAO Very funny Poggy but for your information they are NOT pink...they are white!

:thumbsup:

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

Qwerety won SOTW, but the result is in question as the cats are currently under going a drugs test.

LMAO they just passed the test just so u know.

 

[SeraphiM]

Great update :1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

LMAO Very funny Poggy but for your information they are NOT pink...they are white!

Those bunny slippers might be the most disturbing things you have ever put up Doc. Now I just need to get a pair myself. :1orglaugh :thumbsup:

 

[jod0565]

Those SkullBunny Slippers are for sale in Dr. Death's line of clothing you know.
The ad states - "Warm and Fuzzy? Yeah right! Try Cold and Bony!"

 

[KittyKat]

Those SkullBunny Slippers are for sale in Dr. Death's line of clothing you know.
The ad states - "Warm and Fuzzy? Yeah right! Try Cold and Bony!"

You forgot to add "Hazardous to your health"

:thumbsup: GREAT post, poggy!!!

 

[Sweeper]

this was pretty funny... good stuff

 

[poggy]

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

Miss Brittany made a welcome return to the board and after clearing a few matters up, then decided it was time to sort out the bad boys on the board. Dressed in full tight leather outfit with cat of nine tails whip in hand proceeded punish them. (personal note here: OUCH!!)

********** has started to miss read posts and actually read one for a open invite to a party. It read "Bring a drag queen for free entry" but he thought it said "drag a queen for entry" so he kipnapped the queen of England and draged her by the hair to the door.

Comanduc the much lesser known Mod to some of the members was let out of the cellar by BNF. Only to make a few little posts and then was immediately locked back into the dark cellar by said Super Mod to continue his unsung work.

Juballs is having major midget trouble, after crowning Gordar MOTW. The midgets started a tireless pursuit of Gordar for the crown, that they believe has magical powers. Question is now was this a accident or is Juballs secretly hatching evil plans for world domination ?

Again there are questions been asked about SOTW winner. This week been analfan, with a sig designed by degenerate_Jeb. It has been revealed that one local football club has reported a missing score board. Also reported in the news that Belladonna is missing! Is the sig made up of pictures or is it a film of the real thing ?

Tunsty became the first double winner of POTW, with a post that is said to kill 6 out of 10 members with laughter!

Michelle Lopez continues to bring the biggest smile to Poggy1's face, but members are still questioning if it isn't the same member with 2 accounts. This is because they never seem to be on at the same time. Poggy1's defence to this is, it's hard to post when she and Silvia Saint have given him a good workout. (Big smile here!)

Aces&Jacks celebrated his birthday by not doing any ID's for one day. This meant that over 100 babes now are floating around the board without a name. But not to worry as soon there's to be a new section on the board "Aces&Jacks Find the Lady" section. This is where all us lost, clueless members in need of a babes ID can go to see the ID god and pay homage to his super human powers.

Jod was one of the winners of the Official Board Contest this week. To celebrate it, he got Mariah to wear a FO's t-shirt and thong and do a solo pefromance just for him. It was one he wrote himself called "My one and only rep king love".

And as I speak the 12th vote for Jacksson to be come MOTW has just been posted. But the question is this, if he wins does he have any defences in place to battle the midgets. Some say he has a cunning plan of giving them lots of German beer to drink and selling them as moving dolls to football supporters at the up coming World Cup.