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[member2686]

While on his 10-day ban for "whatever," Qwerety (a chef) finds the perfect recipe for a self-reproducing food, which he sends in goodwill to "another member here" who thinks we all should be equal, regardless of our merits, efforts, and talents. Qwerety then reveals that he has not included one secret ingredient in the recipe, but that you can come to the Holiday Inn ballroom off of exit 39 on Interstate 75 to hear more about it - and you get a free, catered meal! Qwerety then offers an irresistible get-rich-quick scheme under the guise of feeding Namibians, and it'll only cost you $79.95 for the starter kit. lol

georges reaches 11,100 posts and makes another self-congratulatory thread about his post count.

juballs starts awarding M.O.W. to people who have won the title before because users winning for "Hey check out these links! New to me!" don't even know that there's a M.O.W. thread in the Talk forum.

lordraven stopped posting for 12 hours under his different usernames and genders and the board went virtually dead.

Roald tried a repeat of the Fonzie "shark jump" stunt but was a bit short and JAWS came and swallowed him whole, thereby increasing rorys' workload.

BNF had a sparring match with both Asian Knight, the lurking alleyway warrior ninja who kills people and saves women from brutal attacks and Chuck Norris, the legend. Asian Knight, using his ninja SuperWatch, summoned the Pokemon clan, but it was too late and BNF beat him into a pulp. Chuck Norris was another feat. BNF and Chuck fought and fought until finally it was Italian "break time," where absolutely nothing gets done in that country for like 2-4 hours. And they bitch about their economy... lol In the end, BNF headbutted Chuck into outer space and we're awaiting his return to earth.

Angela Devi started posting on the board again, saying her profile had been hacked, just like her MySpace account(s) had been.

Seraphim sprouted wings, flew to Heaven, and talked to Elvis, who admitted that he was FreeOnes himself, but acting and posting by AOL proxy servers.

Foxycougar's wedding was sabotaged when D-rock and a number of "Foxy flirts" stormed the church and objected to her getting married, screaming "But I'll DP you with [insert username here] every day!! I love you and want you. You're my fantasy! Let me blow a load in you and on you. Then you'll see!" They were promptly escorted out of the church by horny altar boys.

4G63's rep managed to stay in the red for over one week, for once. He stopped pissing people off with his largely sensible posts and remained in neg rep - where he wants to be! The :thefinger smiley is now officially called the "4G63 smiley." lmao

DrDeath posted more than he spread rep points. His fingers got tired from the typing, but he actually enjoyed writing 3 posts. lol :rofl:

The newbies finally outweighed the n00bs this last week and, in a battle of “Lord of the Rings” scale, “slapped the greed” out of the n00bs.

 

[Irony]

Good one there Fly

 

[poggy]

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D-rock posted 5 little questions of his own, but is now paying for question 2. Asking members if they would let DrDeath do an experiment on them for a good cause. As I speak he is currently looking at his body from across the room, as DrDeath has removed his head and has it in a jar on a shelf.

Civickiller has mentioned he'd like 4G63 as president, but as soon as he got into power 4G63 passed a law that all Civic's was from now on a protected car. Anyone found even putting the slightest scratch on one would have to clean and restore them for the next 5 years.

Jod pasted the 10,000 rep milestone and to celebrate he decided to hold a party inviting all the FreeOne's members. He hired a hall able to hold 2000 people and a band to play live music. He thought the night was a great success as he danced the night away with the cleaning lady off the hall as she was the only other person there. It turns out she once logged into FreeOnes by mistake and spent the night talking to a member called Jod0565.

Tunsty celibrated his birthday and going past the 4000 post mark this week. So to give something back to the board instead of doing a crazy thread, he did a sensible thread. But all 5 of them to vote on was his own threads on crazy threads.

Joanne announced she is curious to see what Jod and Montrealman is really like. Will she really need the pair of really dark glasses that she's bought when she see's them.

We found out that KittyKat has been on the end of many DrDeath expriments. Rumour has it that she is not the first KittyKat, but a clone of the original KittyKat that DrDeath has reprogamed to help with his expriments!

 

[jod0565]

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He thought the night was a great success as he danced the night away with the cleaning lady off the hall as she was the only other person there.

...but luckily her name was Mariah!

 

[D-rock]

D-rock posted 5 little questions of his own, but is now paying for question 2. Asking members if they would let DrDeath do an experiment on them for a good cause. As I speak he is currently looking at his body from across the room, as DrDeath has removed his head and has it in a jar on a shelf.

Yes, we were going to try some insane experiment where we would combine the beard of Chuck Norris and the mustache of Tom Selleck onto one person, in effect, making that person utterly invincible. Fortunately we came to our senses when we realized that much power concentrated in one place would have destroyed the universe. So instead he just showed me his collection of necklaces he made from the shrunken skulls of his victims...err I mean patients and human teeth. Overall I would say it was a good time, and it isn’t everyday you can see the inside view of a jar.

 

[poggy]

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Poggy1 started a new thread asking for links to babes in corsets. Of course he posted a picture of Lucy in a corset to start the thread. But then one member thought he'd play a joke on him and sent him a PM saying Lucy was retiring. Medical teams are still checking to see if he will come out of the deep trance he's gone into.

Montrealman has just been named MOTW by Juballs. But the question is now been asked if he will survive the midgets trial. There is a rumour going round that Juballs has been replaced by a DrDeath clone. Is now using the midgets and said trial to find suitible test subjects for experiments by DrDeath.

Speaking of DrDeath, he has created a new sig with a all seeing eye. Members think that it is just a blinking gif. But I have done some investigating and found out it's from a former member who disappeared a while back. It's designed to seek out and hypnotize members. Then he can continue his experiments on members unknowingly.

The world cup has started and between them ********** and Calm have come out saying between them they are supporting everyone in it. That is except Brazil, who most people think will win it. In one thread they've analised it that much that they even started to say, that this team and that team will win or lose it due to which soap their using in the showers.

Seraphim is having computer problems at the moment. The more religious on the board say that this is gods work. He is punishing his right hand man for dressing all his angel helpers in tight latex outfits and saying that the only qualification they should have is a D cup or bigger.

 

[drdeath67]

Montrealman has just been named MOTW by Juballs. But the question is now been asked if he will survive the midgets trial. There is a rumour going round that Juballs has been replaced by a DrDeath clone. Is now using the midgets and said trial to find suitible test subjects for experiments by DrDeath.

Speaking of DrDeath, he has created a new sig with a all seeing eye. Members think that it is just a blinking gif. But I have done some investigating and found out it's from a former member who disappeared a while back. It's designed to seek out and hypnotize members. Then he can continue his experiments on members unknowingly.

Why Mr. Poggy, I have no idea what you are talking about! :dunno: You must have dreamed these unbelievable things for I am just a humble man who keeps to himself and would never do anything against his fellow man! I forgive you for accusing me of these atrocities!

*turns to one of Jubal's FORMER tiny henchmen and whispers into his little ear* Fly my little one! Seek out the one who has wronged me and bring him back to me! Be swift and you will be rewarded! *insert very evil laugh*

 

[poggy]

*turns to one of Jubal's FORMER tiny henchmen and whispers into his little ear* Fly my little one! Seek out the one who has wronged me and bring him back to me! Be swift and you will be rewarded! *insert very evil laugh*

All I can say to this is..."hmmm that was a tasty meal I wonder what that flying thing was anyway"

You should know by know, I'm protected by the angel that is Lucy:angels:

 

[D-rock]

All I can say to this is..."hmmm that was a tasty meal I wonder what that flying thing was anyway"

You should know by know, I'm protected by the angel that is Lucy:angels:

Unless Lucy is just a figment of your imagination that the Doc put in your head while he experimented on you.....then again in that case maybe you should thank him for that.

 

[drdeath67]

Unless Lucy is just a figment of your imagination that the Doc put in your head while he experimented on you.....then again in that case maybe you should thank him for that.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Don't let him know the truth!:eek:

 

[SeraphiM]

Seraphim is having computer problems at the moment. The more religious on the board say that this is gods work. He is punishing his right hand man for dressing all his angel helpers in tight latex outfits and saying that the only qualification they should have is a D cup or bigger.

That was great :1orglaugh

I've been given a reprieve from the man above :angels:

 

[D-rock]

Analfan has won member of the week and Analfanette has won sig of the week thus making people wonder if the anal fan club of freeones is growing strong enough to start taking over. It is even rumored that they won because they let Juball's midgets into it for free and swayed the vote in their favor.

Dr.Death has started his own organ donation business and to get the parts around quickly before they are no good he has made his own skullmobile. It has everything from the leather human skin seats to the small skull on the end of his shifting rod. I even hear it runs off of blood so he doesn't have to spend all that money on gas.

It looks like Seraphim is having computer trouble again although some people aren’t too sure. Some people believe he is being punished for trying to let Bianca head up the wardrobe department. Luckily for him it appears he got lucky when his superiors got distracted by the World Cup and let him go easily.

Mod Marie set up a contest to try to figure out all the upcoming babes in a freeones t-shirt. However most of the PM she has got about it have been asking when she is going to pose in one of those herself.

Bear is hoping to win a poker tournament and Comanduc suggest that he thinks about Erica Campbell. He thinks it will be a good idea, but instead of just thinking about her he has her compete in his place. It turns out to be a great strategy because the other competitors can seldom tell when she is bluffing…because they are hardly ever is looking at her face.

It seemed that Juballs never had allergies all along. It was just a plot by his midgets to usurp power away from him by mixing their special blend of sneezing powder to his food. They were afraid when he found out, but they gave him the puppy dog look and he couldn’t stay mad at them.

The question was asked if we thought there was life out there besides what is on Earth. It seems that there is. If fact there are hundreds of different species nearby. The sad fact is though, they took on look at this place and decided they didn’t want to have anything to do with it.

 

[drdeath67]

Dr.Death has started his own organ donation business and to get the parts around quickly before they are no good he has made his own skullmobile. It has everything from the leather human skin seats to the small skull on the end of his shifting rod. I even hear it runs off of blood so he doesn't have to spend all that money on gas.

LMAO Yep, it has a modified Mitsubishi 4G63 in it supped up by none other than 4G63 himself! NASA is trying to outlaw his engine for fear of it tearing a rip in the space time continuum due to it's unbelievable speed! LMAO:rofl:

 

[analfan]

Analfan has won member of the week and Analfanette has won sig of the week thus making people wonder if the anal fan club of freeones is growing strong enough to start taking over.

The anal fan club is taking over http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=791737&postcount=15907

 

[analfanette]

ANAL??????? WHO SAID ANAL???????:nanner:

 

[poggy]

I know, I know I'm late this week, personal reasons.

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Analfan has a new sig to go with his MOTW award, but still all is not right in camp analfan. He's replaced the lovely Belladonna ass with a ass of a mans face! There is already a lobby been started to have him banned for such a act.

Kitty Kat also has a new sig, but she now has members wondering if she too can fill out a corset like the gorgeous Miss Campbell in her sig. Or if in fact she is really Miss Campbell's equally gorgeous twin sister in secret!

Legzman says if he was president, he would order a shoot to kill on boarder crossers. Well what he doesn't know is that after his first visit to the other side of the boarder, his pocket was picked and passport stolen. So the only way back into his own country was to do a boarder crossing himself. Only to be seen and shot as the first ever person to be hit.

Dohcvtec is the winner of SOTW, but what members don't realise is that it took a lot of time to make that sig as he told me. First he had to wait for Sydney Moon to develope those impressive breasts. Then he had to get her to finally say yes to go on a date with him, which cost him a fortune to get her drunk and back to his place. Even then it took him another hour to get her to perform the clips for his sig.

DrDeath is still playing the innocent doctor to lure victims into his lab. He made a post not just a few hours ago saying that as he lives in Texas and is not a heartless monster as is suggested. But I have new evidence to contradict this statement, but can't seem to find it at this moment. I'm sure I had it when Miss Kitty Kat came round not long ago showing me his latest invention.

 

[KittyKat]

Aww poor analfan! LMAO

I know, I know I'm late this week, personal reasons.

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Kitty Kat also has a new sig, but she now has members wondering if she too can fill out a corset like the gorgeous Miss Campbell in her sig. Or if in fact she is really Miss Campbell's equally gorgeous twin sister in secret!

:rofl: Well I can certainly fill out the bustier part of a corset!

 

[drdeath67]

:rofl: Well I can certainly fill out the bustier part of a corset!

I can vouch for her there!!!

 

[analfan]

Analfan has a new sig to go with his MOTW award, but still all is not right in camp analfan. He's replaced the lovely Belladonna ass with a ass of a mans face! There is already a lobby been started to have him banned for such a act.

I just knew when I won M.O.T.W. I'd end up getting banned the legacy of Hotrod11inch is still around.:laugh:

 

[poggy]

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Poggy1 posted a rather embarassing request for the mods. None of them could give a clear answer to the question. Maybe they see it as too much work for the mod squad or is that with the free real live model of their choice they get when becoming a mod, they just haven't got the energy.
(This is a male of her choice for Marie unless she wants a female model too)

Roald won POTW with a very cynical set of comments on how women should basically just shut up moaning. For the rest of the week he was in a men only prison for his own protection. The ladies of the board was after his .... to put them in a jar.

KittyKat won SOTW and to help her celebrate DrDeath let his sexy assistant do a experiment of her own. She wants to see what she would get if she mixed a Jod0565 and 4G63 together. The result is still unknown, but DrDeath's computer didn't survive the experiment.

Rubber Soul posted a very interesting question on Tera Patrick been not that good. To later reveal that he had posted the question after looking at her just after spanking the monkey. For some reason unknown to the rest of the board it seems all beautiful women of the world turn ugly to him after this. Does this mean that men of the world start to appeal to him instead ?

9inch is currently inching his way to MOTW title, but I've just heard that this was nothing to do with the board members or Juballs. It turns out the midgets have been sneaking into the members house and logging into their computers and doing the voting. It still to become clear, but it seems they have their own plans for 9inch. I do know that it involves a tape measure, a lot of porn DVD's and a camera!

Sonny forelli tried to make a attack on Calm for a post made by him on England in a football thread. But found Calm had support from quarters closer to Sonny's home country than he expected. In fact he it turns out that he has a Sven matching set of pants and vest on under his England kit, that controlls his posting on England when he's had a drink.

RogueWolf says he hates themed photo sets like nurse, army, mechanics, etc, etc. But news on the grapevine is that for the next year all his favourite models will only be doing themed sets.