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member2686
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Roberto Diaz, after his ban, is coming back as a gorilla, BTW, but he has an "I will not spam the fuck out of threads with pictures and links" note pinned to his chest. :1orglaugh 
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:nanner: Nightfly said:
Isn't a laxative the last thing he needs. :1orglaugh
Nightfly will finally tell his deeply hidden dark secret...he hates the color blue.
In revenge for trying to take over freeones and making him clean the toilets BNF will nock the beard off of Chuck Norris and make him eat it.
Brianelka writes a essay on why silicone is the most perfect element in the universe and he will change his name so that he is only know now as the symbol "Si" or at least the poster formally known as Brianelka.
Om3ga gets into a fight with Alpha over whether it's better to be the first or the last, the beginning or the end.
Seraphim creates a company of stripers for hire. They will, of course, specialize in dressing up as cops.
Tunsty bitter beer face gets so bad that he creates and tears in the fabric of space and sucks the rest of his face into his mouth.
Blackstar gets jealous of all the other stars because nobody can see him in the night sky.
In the battle between Kungfudude, Asian Knight, and Bruce Lee, instead of exchanging throwing starts they instead choose to settle their differences by using said throwing stars in a game of pogs.
Roald will have a hard time typing when both of his thumbs get stuck in the thumbs up position.
Juballs will start collecting giants. He will then breed them with his midgets just for the heck of it, just to see what it makes.
Dr.Death will buy some teeth whitener so he can give himself that nice clean white appearance, and get rid of the bloodstains.
member2686
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Yeah - I got the laxative thing backwards.
Great Chuck Norris line!!! :thumbsup: :nanner: D-rock said:
Aces&Jacks
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Hotrod11inches becomes a millionaire from a settlement he received from the defendents "Freeones and it's Members", after suing for defamation and slander. It turns out everything he said about himself was true. But because of the ridicule he received on the Freeones Bulletin Board, he could no longer perform as a functioning member of society.
member2686
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DrDeath67 discovers his long-lost twin brother and realizes why he is the harbinger of death. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Nightfly said:
OMG these right here had me crying. :rofl:
This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....
Civickiller found god and set up a home to abused Civic's. But soon change back to his old ways when one run over a dog and drove it straight off a cliff.
Juball's was having control problem's with the midget's. One had broke loose and gone to Hollywood. He had made a film, which he starred as a eight year old kid on an adventure. It was't this that got him mad it was the fact in it he got a nude bed scene with JLH.
Pornlover won the big contest, only when the prize arrived, it wasn't what it was supposed to be. There been a mix up in the office and he'd recieved instead a life size picture of FreeOnes nude!
Asianxxxchick had found a member who was giving him a real debate at last. Only to find out later it had been his own altar ego!
Om3ga was out still celebrating Arsenal's win in the CL quater final. All he remembered as he sober's up is that he'd meet a woman and after night of passion. All that was left of her was a piece of paper with a lipstick kiss mark on it and the initals LDM and he remember's nothing of it.
rorys had taken over the review section of the board, but was still a little green round the gills. In all his first 20 reviews it read only 'WOW'
More to come later got to sign off for awhile.
Civickiller found god and set up a home to abused Civic's. But soon change back to his old ways when one run over a dog and drove it straight off a cliff.
Juball's was having control problem's with the midget's. One had broke loose and gone to Hollywood. He had made a film, which he starred as a eight year old kid on an adventure. It was't this that got him mad it was the fact in it he got a nude bed scene with JLH.
Pornlover won the big contest, only when the prize arrived, it wasn't what it was supposed to be. There been a mix up in the office and he'd recieved instead a life size picture of FreeOnes nude!
Asianxxxchick had found a member who was giving him a real debate at last. Only to find out later it had been his own altar ego!
Om3ga was out still celebrating Arsenal's win in the CL quater final. All he remembered as he sober's up is that he'd meet a woman and after night of passion. All that was left of her was a piece of paper with a lipstick kiss mark on it and the initals LDM and he remember's nothing of it.
rorys had taken over the review section of the board, but was still a little green round the gills. In all his first 20 reviews it read only 'WOW'
More to come later got to sign off for awhile.
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Sorry for double post but here's some more.....
Tunsty having not been looking at Poggy1's sig all week has just found out he won POTW last week. But his main excuse was that looking at all the babes on the bored is making him go blind!
Nightfly has found a new member to debate with, only to find out that he might end up debating into a blue mood.
BNF has decided it's time he got some revenge on Nightfly for all the funny pictures he's posted at his expence. So parked his car outside Nightfly's place for the weekend. So this has started other rumours.
Roald is taking time away from the board as he tries for his perfect job. Playing Fonzie in Happy Days the movie, but the plastic surgery was a bit much.
Seraphim has now picked out his Angel's and given them their new rubber uniforms. But there was complaints about the size mix up or so Seraphim claimed. Everyone of them was a size too small, meaning a lot of cleavage was shown!
Jod meanwhile has been caught repping himself and is having to serve a one week freeze on his rep. But it goes up to 3000 by the end of the week somehow. This has even got FreeOnes himself to rep King Jod.
Tunsty having not been looking at Poggy1's sig all week has just found out he won POTW last week. But his main excuse was that looking at all the babes on the bored is making him go blind!
Nightfly has found a new member to debate with, only to find out that he might end up debating into a blue mood.
BNF has decided it's time he got some revenge on Nightfly for all the funny pictures he's posted at his expence. So parked his car outside Nightfly's place for the weekend. So this has started other rumours.
Roald is taking time away from the board as he tries for his perfect job. Playing Fonzie in Happy Days the movie, but the plastic surgery was a bit much.
Seraphim has now picked out his Angel's and given them their new rubber uniforms. But there was complaints about the size mix up or so Seraphim claimed. Everyone of them was a size too small, meaning a lot of cleavage was shown!
Jod meanwhile has been caught repping himself and is having to serve a one week freeze on his rep. But it goes up to 3000 by the end of the week somehow. This has even got FreeOnes himself to rep King Jod.
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This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....
Nightfly revealed his love for strap on sex. But members where shocked to find out he was the one recieving it from Miss Brittany
Civickiller has given Civic's a second chance, instead he's now out to destroy all Honda's including motorcycles!
BNF had finally got his chance and banned Chuck Norris for flaming every mod on the board. But all of them are now living in fear as Chuck's sworn to eliminate everyone of them.
The board has 2 new OCSM's, Miss Brittany, Naughty Coco. Qwerety got so excited that he's currently under DrDeath's care. The treatment been tortured, I mean treated with electra shock therapy.
Seraphim was still having staff problems, he saw no harm in making his new team of angels, go undercover at a lapdancing bar. But his staff complained that there was nothing to investigate there!
Om3ga aired his new sig, but has outraged members by not having Boldrick on it. There is as we speak a new underground movement been formed to campain he removes it till Boldrick is added!
Gordar's birthday thread suffered a minor set back, as he found a day no one had a birthday.
Prof Voluptuary stunned the board by announcing he's not only into big boobs. But what stunned people more is it was a short post (for him anyway:1orglaugh )
Salem has had complains about his sig, the shocking thing is, it's not the scary face members are complaining about. It's the colour of it!
4G63 is so close to his dream of been Grey. Only problem is at the moment he's transparent.
Nightfly revealed his love for strap on sex. But members where shocked to find out he was the one recieving it from Miss Brittany
Civickiller has given Civic's a second chance, instead he's now out to destroy all Honda's including motorcycles!
BNF had finally got his chance and banned Chuck Norris for flaming every mod on the board. But all of them are now living in fear as Chuck's sworn to eliminate everyone of them.
The board has 2 new OCSM's, Miss Brittany, Naughty Coco. Qwerety got so excited that he's currently under DrDeath's care. The treatment been tortured, I mean treated with electra shock therapy.
Seraphim was still having staff problems, he saw no harm in making his new team of angels, go undercover at a lapdancing bar. But his staff complained that there was nothing to investigate there!
Om3ga aired his new sig, but has outraged members by not having Boldrick on it. There is as we speak a new underground movement been formed to campain he removes it till Boldrick is added!
Gordar's birthday thread suffered a minor set back, as he found a day no one had a birthday.
Prof Voluptuary stunned the board by announcing he's not only into big boobs. But what stunned people more is it was a short post (for him anyway:1orglaugh )
Salem has had complains about his sig, the shocking thing is, it's not the scary face members are complaining about. It's the colour of it!
4G63 is so close to his dream of been Grey. Only problem is at the moment he's transparent.
poggy1 said:This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....
Nightfly revealed his love for strap on sex. But members where shocked to find out he was the one recieving it from Miss Brittany
Civickiller has given Civic's a second chance, instead he's now out to destroy all Honda's including motorcycles!
BNF had finally got his chance and banned Chuck Norris for flaming every mod on the board. But all of them are now living in fear as Chuck's sworn to eliminate everyone of them.
The board has 2 new OCSM's, Miss Brittany, Naughty Coco. Qwerety got so excited that he's currently under DrDeath's care. The treatment been tortured, I mean treated with electra shock therapy.
Seraphim was still having staff problems, he saw no harm in making his new team of angels, go undercover at a lapdancing bar. But his staff complained that there was nothing to investigate there!
Om3ga aired his new sig, but has outraged members by not having Boldrick on it. There is as we speak a new underground movement been formed to campain he removes it till Boldrick is added!
Gordar's birthday thread suffered a minor set back, as he found a day no one had a birthday.
Prof Voluptuary stunned the board by announcing he's not only into big boobs. But what stunned people more is it was a short post (for him anyway:1orglaugh )
Salem has had complains about his sig, the shocking thing is, it's not the scary face members are complaining about. It's the colour of it!
4G63 is so close to his dream of been Grey. Only problem is at the moment he's transparent.
LMAO
:thumbsup: good one man
Aces&Jacks
Retired Mod
Freeones members go insane when when software programmers causes every post containing only the single word "BUMP" to automatically be deleted. Several high post count members in the Find Your Favorite Babe forum commit suicide when they find that as much as 75% of their posts have disappeared.
As a joke for next years April Fool's day, Freeones is thinking about making everybody go a week without using the letters "a" or "e" in a post and he will enforce it with the threat of banishment.
Chuck Norris goes to far and invites his hand selected super team of Mr.T, David Haselhoff, Gary Coleman, Vin Diesel, and Jack Bower to take over moderator duties from the current moderators. The people here eventually prevail, but Chuck’s super-team will strike back over the years as they take turns becoming the next governor of California.
Hotrod11inches will sober up after 15 years of being in a constant state of drunkenness, then he will read all that he has written over the past few years, thus causing him to go back to drinking.
Aces&Jacks will freak out when he gets a mild concussion. He will be all right, but he will go through a week where he has no idea who the people he looks at on this site are.
Poggy creates a new plan to propel Liverpool to victory. He has Lucy strip her top off just as the other team is about to score thus distracting them and causing Liverpool to easily go on a counteroffensive and get their own goal. They go undefeated.
While Om3ga is working his new job he will be wishing he could log onto freeones at least once a day.
One day, Raold actually tries to jump over a shark while he goes water-skiing. Something ends up going wrong and he crashes into the water with the shark creating some hilarious consequences as a result, although we are never told what happens, he escapes unharmed and even became friends with the shark.
Chuck Norris goes to far and invites his hand selected super team of Mr.T, David Haselhoff, Gary Coleman, Vin Diesel, and Jack Bower to take over moderator duties from the current moderators. The people here eventually prevail, but Chuck’s super-team will strike back over the years as they take turns becoming the next governor of California.
Hotrod11inches will sober up after 15 years of being in a constant state of drunkenness, then he will read all that he has written over the past few years, thus causing him to go back to drinking.
Aces&Jacks will freak out when he gets a mild concussion. He will be all right, but he will go through a week where he has no idea who the people he looks at on this site are.
Poggy creates a new plan to propel Liverpool to victory. He has Lucy strip her top off just as the other team is about to score thus distracting them and causing Liverpool to easily go on a counteroffensive and get their own goal. They go undefeated.
While Om3ga is working his new job he will be wishing he could log onto freeones at least once a day.
One day, Raold actually tries to jump over a shark while he goes water-skiing. Something ends up going wrong and he crashes into the water with the shark creating some hilarious consequences as a result, although we are never told what happens, he escapes unharmed and even became friends with the shark.
D-rock said:
She has been trying this with her own club Southampton D-rock. But it's not quite working right, instead of putting the opposing team off, it's putting Southampton off.:1orglaugh They was relagated last season to the Championship and was close to the relagation zone this year too.
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