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BNF

Ex-SuperMod
The truth is that I've been on holiday and had a great time the past 10 days or so.... :thumbsup: ;)
 
Sorry I'm late this week, Ive been playing in a charity football match. First time I've played in 8 years due to injury and it was completely against doctors advice. But it's for a mate of 30 years daughter who 7 and is in need of some urgent surgery! So was very personal.

Anyway down to business...

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

Seraphim has stated this week that when he stares at a certain members sig, he loses a hour or two. But evidence has been found in the form of pictures that during these two hours he can be found wearing Bianca Beauchamp's latex suit!

Tunsty has started a couple of games threads based on pictures. The idea is to name the board member in one, but some say he has started to go too far with some of the pictures. As he tries to come up with clues for some of the more colourfull members names. We couldn't even describe the picture he came up with for analfan as some members had to be taken to hospital after seeing it!

Michelle Lopez has started a few interesting poll threads, but this isn't the most interesting thing that involves Michelle. Both Michelle and Sweetie69 have been bombarded with requests. The reason why is a statement on Michelle's sig and if they need a camera crew for the event!

DrDeath has premiered his new sig, but there is thought to be a something not quite true with it. It's all white and leads you into the false thinking that he is good. The truth is theres a hidden side to it and in it there a picture of a skeletal, scalpel weiding doctor, covered in blood wearing a pair of pink bunny slippers.

BNF has returned from his holiday (his cover story in my book) and as he did Comanduc disappeared! Did BNF breakout of his shackles and reap revenge on poor Comanduc. Casting him back into the deep, dark, damp cellar to do his bidding for the rest of time. Is there really a side to the great Super Mod that is hidden from the board, has the same fate become of Comanduc, that Chuck Norris suffered. Mods be affraid, be very affraid!

Another mystery surrounds Juballs and his army of midgets, questions have to be asked over the holder of MOTW title. Has Juballs release his midgets with a secret hit list to regain the crown by any means possible!

Poggy1 has his own problems at the moment, his broadband company has decided to upgrade there services without warning. The worst part about this is, it runs that slow at times he gets posts posted in April, in May as new.

big_guy finally posts on something other than saying he has had sex with his teacher. He put his age/sex/location!
 
poggy1 said:
Sorry I'm late this week, Ive been playing in a charity football match. First time I've played in 8 years due to injury and it was completely against doctors advice. But it's for a mate of 30 years daughter who 7 and is in need of some urgent surgery! So was very personal.


I hope everything went well with the match, Poggy! And that you manged to raise enough money.

As for the wecbam...as always, fucking hilarious!!!:thumbsup:
 
It looks like Poggy beat me to mine this week.

Dr.Death was recently on the news showing off his skeleton collection that he is proud of. On an unrelated note several complete dinosaur fossils have gone missing from museums nearby where he lives.

Anal Fan and Gape Fan soon realize that they are long lost friends form way in the past.

Poggy will put in so many pictures of Lucy in the white bikini into his sig that people will be able to cut them out and make a flipbook animation out of them.

Sweetie and Michelle Lopez find out they only live a bloc from each other. The energy that is created makes it so the area they live in never recovers completely after that.

In one of Tunsty's picture games he puts up clues to himself. He doesn't get why people can't figure it out. After all it should be obvious, he is so similar to the picture of James Bond he put up in the clue.

KittyKat finally gets a full time position as Dr. Death's lovely assistant. After learning from him somebody starts to make a movie about her experiences. They will title it, "Bride of Dr. Death".

Black stars secret comes out...he was never a star...he was an asteroid all along.

The world decides to eliminate breast implants. In retaliation Georges goes insane and devises a plane to take the world hostage until not only are breast implants allowed again, but also they are required for every woman smaller than D cup.
 
Black stars secret comes out...he was never a star...he was an asteroid all along.

Damn it! You said you wouldn't tell anybody!

:1orglaugh
 
Great post D-rock!:hatsoff: :thumbsup:

Oh and KittyKat, he needs to raise £5000 for the operation and has £4167.27 after today, as we raised another £1203.42. But what they don't know is we've also got another £1000 banked in secret for a holiday for them all after his daughter is well enough.
Thanks for asking.

EDIT:
My knee which is the injury held up quite well, I played 4 15 mins patches and only got a slight limp which should go by the end of the week. But as I said it was important to me in a personal way, as he's my oldest friend.
 
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D-rock said:
KittyKat finally gets a full time position as Dr. Death's lovely assistant. After learning from him somebody starts to make a movie about her experiences. They will title it, "Bride of Dr. Death".


:rofl: :rofl: Bride of Death. Has a nice ring to it!:thumbsup:

Poggy, I'm glad to hear you raised so much money:thumbsup:
 
poggy1 said:
Great post D-rock!:hatsoff: :thumbsup:

Oh and KittyKat, he needs to raise £5000 for the operation and has £4167.27 after today, as we raised another £1203.42. But what they don't know is we've also got another £1000 banked in secret for a holiday for them all after his daughter is well enough.
Thanks for asking.

EDIT:
My knee which is the injury held up quite well, I played 4 15 mins patches and only got a slight limp which should go by the end of the week. But as I said it was important to me in a personal way, as he's my oldest friend.
That was a really nice thing to do Poggy!
My hat's off to you my friend!:hatsoff: :thumbsup:
 

SeraphiM

Retired Moderator
Sorry I missed this earlier,

Seraphim had a hell of a weekend!

Dealing with Drunks, Fights, Burglaries and even an Armed Robbery (which we caught still inside the convenience store).

I'm glad it's over and I have 2 days of down time :D


My friend you know me all too well :D
poggy1 said:
Seraphim has stated this week that when he stares at a certain members sig, he loses a hour or two. But evidence has been found in the form of pictures that during these two hours he can be found wearing Bianca Beauchamp's latex suit!
 
This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....

lovejoy posted a new thread to boast about another member getting banned, but he hasn't been seen since. Has the member in question got revenge! or has he just returned to his job at the National Enquirer ?

Georges reached 11,000 posts and BNF 10,000 posts, the rumours rage that BNF isn't happy with this. Even though georges is a older member than him, the super mod thinks he should have more posts. There is rumours of a private contest between them to see who gets to 20,000 without spamming the board. But information coming in says BNF is looking for any excuse to use underhand tactics and give georges a lengthy ban to catch up.

Death Blooms made a return to the board, he says his break was due to his work. But I've recently read reposts of a army trying to take over a small country. The only eye-witness still with any sanity left reported they was singing a song about their commanding officer "Death Blooms" as the wiped out they defending army.

DrDeath made a remark that Jod0565 was insane, but the fact is this is quite true. DrDeath know this as he used to use Jod as a test subject on his experiments. Jod who was a genius up to that point with a IQ of over 200 is now a hermit thats convinced that rep is the fountain of youth!

Tachi was crowned SOTW for a sig that makes members stop and stare for a few minutes. But the latest breaking news is that the lady in his sig is suing him. Not for using the images, but for not using the colour version.

rorys was crowned MOTW and Juballs midgets have not been seen all week after this event. Has he found a way of taming them or is it he's just employed them to review sites and they are now to happy too care anymore ?

Irony love of MILF's has become all too clear over the weeks. But this week after taking a full page nearly in "Member Above Me" thread, it was found out that he was currently living with 10 MILF's. This was discovered when he went missing for a few hours, it turned out they had him dressed in full baby outfit and locked in his playpen!
 
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poggy1 said:
DrDeath made a remark that Jod0565 was insane, but the fact is this is quite true. DrDeath know this as he used to use Jod as a test subject on his experiments. Jod who was a genius up to that point with a IQ of over 200 is now a hermit thats convinced that rep is the fountain of youth!
Damn! :eek:
*whispers to self*
Curse that Poggy...his spies must have found my OTHER lab!

NURSE KITTY....!!!
...uh, gather all the files on the test subject, code name: JOD-zero-five-six-five and destroy them! Oh and make sure that you move all the Jod clone/mutations to location ALPHA...time for plan B.
 
drdeath67 said:
Damn! :eek:
*whispers to self*
Curse that Poggy...his spies must have found my OTHER lab!

NURSE KITTY....!!!
...uh, gather all the files on the test subject, code name: JOD-zero-five-six-five and destroy them! Oh and make sure that you move all the Jod clone/mutations to location ALPHA...time for plan B.

LMAO:1orglaugh

Yes I've been appointed by the members to find out the truth and bring you to your knees. To stop all your experiments, I'm the Elliot Ness of the FreeOnes board and I'm on your case!:cool:
 
In a separate contest between Georges and BNF about who is the greater member of the board they decided to have a car race to see who would be crowned champion. It was close until the end when a line of large breasted woman flashed Georges and distracted him causing him to lose the race. BNF denies any involvement in the incidence, but Georges isn't so sure. That's ok because Georges has asked for a rematch and for some reason it seems he has hired Gissele for something, although he won't say what it is.

Dr. Death has gotten tired of everybody always perceiving all the monsters, demons, and undead in the movies as evil. He has started a coalition to show the world that they are just misunderstood people. He is now going around asking people to see them in a better light and asking movie producers to quit portraying them as the bad guys in all their movies.

Poggy has come out with yet another sig with Lucy. Unknown to all the other members he secretly is the only person that has the photos that continue on with that set until she is completely naked. He is thinking about showing them if the freeones members can come up with 3 tons of pure gold to give to him as a ransom, or maybe he will just save them for a time when he can buy off Juballs midgets from attacking him.

After winning member of the week last Rorys figured there was something missing after looking at the cool image Roald has with his Fonzy persona. So he went back to look at some old television shows and decided he was going to try to be one of the kids on the Brady Bunch. Fortunately he stopped himself from doing something crazy before it was too late and leaned a harsh and important lesson. It's hard to be as cool as Fonzy.

Jod has a crisis this week when he went through a period where he wasn't interested in anything erotic. Fortunately he looked at a picture of Mariah and was cured, thus ending the worst seven minutes of his life.

Saraphim gets a little confused after seeing some of the upcoming trailers for the new Miami Vice. He then went in and asked if he can be assigned a half-million dollar sports car to drive around in. He is shocked and heartbroken when they refuse.
 
poggy1 said:
Death Blooms made a return to the board, he says his break was due to his work. But I've recently read reposts of a army trying to take over a small country. The only eye-witness still with any sanity left reported they was singing a song about their commanding officer "Death Blooms" as the wiped out they defending army.




I swear I was in California the whole time, I can't help it my clone is an escape artist and wont stay in the basement.
 
D-rock said:
Poggy has come out with yet another sig with Lucy. Unknown to all the other members he secretly is the only person that has the photos that continue on with that set until she is completely naked. He is thinking about showing them if the freeones members can come up with 3 tons of pure gold to give to him as a ransom, or maybe he will just save them for a time when he can buy off Juballs midgets from attacking him.


Sorry D-rock but they are in my personal collection that no one can afford to even buy a peek at. As for the midgets, I'm working on a potion to gain control of them as I need them for a plan that will involve Lucy's b/f (insert evil laugh here).


Great post again D-rock:hatsoff: :bowdown: :thumbsup:
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
D-rock said:
Jod has a crisis this week when he went through a period where he wasn't interested in anything erotic. Fortunately he looked at a picture of Mariah and was cured, thus ending the worst seven minutes of his life.
Seven minutes? LMFAO :rofl2:

And I'm with drdeath ... this thread rules! :bowdown:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
It seems after the lab expeimentals that I must get out more. Give out more. Go out more. Get over it more.
Do something productive - yes, I have it!
I must check the Mariah thread and see if CivicKiller and Stevie have found more pics of her!
 
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