Funny as always!! :1orglaugh
FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!
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Sensational, D-Rock!
Doc really won me over with those snakes! And the deep-fry trick with the ears worked terrific too! Breaks up the cartilage just right. Tastes a little like fried calamari!
It was discovered that Dr.Death has recently appeared in a XXX movie. This shocked the Freeones community, as we never thought the doc would have sex on camera. When confronted with this Dr.Death only laughed and said it was all a misunderstanding. He never had sex in it. They just rated it XXX because they didn't have a normal rating to represent that level of unsurpassed violence.
Roughneck showed his true age while the Freeones Members Webcam Week crew was around him. At first it seemed he really liked eating PEZ candy from his favorite PEZ dispenser. It wasn't until later when we discovered the true nature of the candy. It wasn't candy at all. That is where Roughneck keeps his supply of Viagra on hand.
Becks finally revealed why she is so eager to get Senob in the sack on a regular basis. It's not what we all thought. It seems that is the only time she gets a break from having to listen to his ongoing jokes.
AFA has created a new accessory that people can put on the front of their cars. It's a metallic big booted foot. He plans on selling them so people can drive up behind the trucks where people hang those ridiculous balls and kick them. It seems like they are selling well as he just sent out an order for 50,000 of them.
Lady Love has come out with something also. It's her own line of indestructible phones. No matter how hard you throw them or abuse them they will never break. As a plus they can be used as an impromptu weapon for when people bother you. So far after she has started using hers she has reported a significant drop in annoying phone calls by her employer and she says that the number of annoying uninvited visitors that have come over to her place has completely vanished.
D-rock continued on his journey. His next stop was to see the fortuneteller. He was yet continuing his search for a suitable signature babe, and had come to see what advice the fortuneteller could deliver on the matter. He came away disappointed. It seems fortunetellers aren’t what they used to be. The women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could gather it seemed like many of them were shallow, heartless people willing to do almost anything if enough money was waved in front of their faces. D-rock didn't want to be linked with any mercenaries. With disgust he said no thanks while pushing his way though the sad slobbering hordes waiting to get a piece of what the fortuneteller had to offer. D-rock thought with just his luck, despite his best efforts, the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.
Roughneck showed his true age while the Freeones Members Webcam Week crew was around him. At first it seemed he really liked eating PEZ candy from his favorite PEZ dispenser. It wasn't until later when we discovered the true nature of the candy. It wasn't candy at all. That is where Roughneck keeps his supply of Viagra on hand.
Becks finally revealed why she is so eager to get Senob in the sack on a regular basis. It's not what we all thought. It seems that is the only time she gets a break from having to listen to his ongoing jokes.
AFA has created a new accessory that people can put on the front of their cars. It's a metallic big booted foot. He plans on selling them so people can drive up behind the trucks where people hang those ridiculous balls and kick them. It seems like they are selling well as he just sent out an order for 50,000 of them.
Lady Love has come out with something also. It's her own line of indestructible phones. No matter how hard you throw them or abuse them they will never break. As a plus they can be used as an impromptu weapon for when people bother you. So far after she has started using hers she has reported a significant drop in annoying phone calls by her employer and she says that the number of annoying uninvited visitors that have come over to her place has completely vanished.
D-rock continued on his journey. His next stop was to see the fortuneteller. He was yet continuing his search for a suitable signature babe, and had come to see what advice the fortuneteller could deliver on the matter. He came away disappointed. It seems fortunetellers aren’t what they used to be. The women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could gather it seemed like many of them were shallow, heartless people willing to do almost anything if enough money was waved in front of their faces. D-rock didn't want to be linked with any mercenaries. With disgust he said no thanks while pushing his way though the sad slobbering hordes waiting to get a piece of what the fortuneteller had to offer. D-rock thought with just his luck, despite his best efforts, the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.
You're on to me!! :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:rofl::1orglaugh
What can I say? You hit on the truth right there!
PS-Great stuff, I have purchased one of LL's phones and AFA's boots already...Just gotta get a hold of Doc's XXX tape!!!
I think I have a copy of it around here somewhere...
:eek: Shhhhhhhhhhhh! :eek:
Don't worry, drdeath...I keep things well hidden.
Senob has wondered what had happened to ChefChiTown after is last visit to Freeones. The last thing he remembers about him was that Becks was supposed to take him back to the airport to return home, but he disappeared after that. Senob continues the search. Now he just needs to figure out what those strange sounds in the basement are that Becks always takes care of when they occur.
Gas was getting expensive so Dr.Death found an alternative fuel for the Skullmobile. He figured out a way to convert human blood into an energy source. The Doc speculates that this might solve the world's energy crisis. Now all he needs to do is find a way to generate 500,000 barrels of human blood a day to feed the country's needs.
Dave Rhino was asked what the best part of being a rhino was. After thinking long and hard about it he said it's the fact the can take a crap wherever he wants and nobody will blame him. He even said he likes holding it in for a couple days before he has to make appearances at some celebrities’ he doesn’t like homes. Then he lets it all go in the middle of the living room.
People on Freeones were asked what they like to do when they feel blue. Some people said they like talking with another person. Some people said they like to take a walk or look at nature. Dr.Motorcity said when he's blue, at that point, he usually like to stop holding his breath. That way he can return to a nice fleshy color.
Deeeze has been arrested recently. Freeones Members Webcam Week went to investigate the reason why. It seems Deeeze was charged with polygamy. Remember how he used to claim that that other people were using his wives in their sigs. It turns out he wasn't joking. He really was married to all of them.
D-rock continued on the next step of his journey. This time he had to climb a mountain to see the guru. He was still trying to see if he could find another signature babe, and had come to see what advice the guru could deliver on the matter. This time....he came away disappointed. The guru just didn't seem to have the answers D-rock was looking for. The women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could tell it seemed like many of them acted like silly little girls. D-rock being a man was attracted to women, actual women, and not pathetic little girls in women's bodies. D-rock thought with just his luck, despite his best efforts, the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.
Gas was getting expensive so Dr.Death found an alternative fuel for the Skullmobile. He figured out a way to convert human blood into an energy source. The Doc speculates that this might solve the world's energy crisis. Now all he needs to do is find a way to generate 500,000 barrels of human blood a day to feed the country's needs.
Dave Rhino was asked what the best part of being a rhino was. After thinking long and hard about it he said it's the fact the can take a crap wherever he wants and nobody will blame him. He even said he likes holding it in for a couple days before he has to make appearances at some celebrities’ he doesn’t like homes. Then he lets it all go in the middle of the living room.
People on Freeones were asked what they like to do when they feel blue. Some people said they like talking with another person. Some people said they like to take a walk or look at nature. Dr.Motorcity said when he's blue, at that point, he usually like to stop holding his breath. That way he can return to a nice fleshy color.
Deeeze has been arrested recently. Freeones Members Webcam Week went to investigate the reason why. It seems Deeeze was charged with polygamy. Remember how he used to claim that that other people were using his wives in their sigs. It turns out he wasn't joking. He really was married to all of them.
D-rock continued on the next step of his journey. This time he had to climb a mountain to see the guru. He was still trying to see if he could find another signature babe, and had come to see what advice the guru could deliver on the matter. This time....he came away disappointed. The guru just didn't seem to have the answers D-rock was looking for. The women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could tell it seemed like many of them acted like silly little girls. D-rock being a man was attracted to women, actual women, and not pathetic little girls in women's bodies. D-rock thought with just his luck, despite his best efforts, the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.
Encouraged by all of the positive reactions of Freeones' members to his postings in the "Webcam Week" thread, D-rock decides that his destiny lies in making people laugh. He packs his bags and decides that he will travel the country doing stand-up. This is the "journey" that he has been referring to in his postings. When he gets his first gig, he fails... miserably. Now it's back to the Freeones forum to interact with people that "get" him.
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