FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

slowhand

Closed Account
Good stuff D-Rock.:thumbsup:
 

member006

Closed Account
LadyLove has stepped up the fight for the war on drugs. She has promised that anybody that can stop taking them for a month will get a free hug from her. It seems to have worked as the number of people that are taking them have plummeted since she started her program. She, however, doesn't count caffeine as one of the drugs that you can get a hug from her when you stop taking it. In fact if you tell her you don't drink coffee anymore she just stands there with a sad look and feels a little sorry for you.

Seems her hugs really failed, members are even campaigning to legalize them. :(

*with a heavy heart heads out to kitchen for another cup of coffee*

LL
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
LadyLove has stepped up the fight for the war on drugs. She has promised that anybody that can stop taking them for a month will get a free hug from her. It seems to have worked as the number of people that are taking them have plummeted since she started her program. She, however, doesn't count caffeine as one of the drugs that you can get a hug from her when you stop taking it. In fact if you tell her you don't drink coffee anymore she just stands there with a sad look and feels a little sorry for you.

Im drug free for 19 years and 7 months.
That makes 235 months.

Hugs please LL!
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
Someday someone will offer you a book deal to reprint all of your great posts in this thread - a retrospective! :rofl:

Nice work, D. :thumbsup:
 
Nice job, D-Rock. I hadn't been around to this thread in awhile!

Oh, and thanks LadyLove for linking that hot Santa pic!!!:tongue:
 
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...


Deeeze past 7000 posts. Been one of the old timers of the board he didn't quite want to go out and part like the youngsters. So just stayed in and watched Matlock on TV.

WhoNina decided to entertain the board with some very interesting threads. But the one question still unsolved by FMWW is...how does WhoNina actually know about sex when aged eight?

KungFuDude tried to start a comedy thread on the UK been owned by America. In doing this he made one serious mistake. He never knew that he isn't actually American! FMWW has just found out that he was actually born on Mars and was left on earth as his behaviour as a baby was too bad. He was sentenced to live amongst humans for 50 of their earth years and then will have to return to tell them of what he's learnt in his time on earth. So they should get a great detailed report on how great FreeOnes is and that will mean many new members in the future.

D-rock continues with his women less sigs. Rumour does has it that he is still in conference with several top models who are offering all kind of things to be the honoured lady. The last question though that will need to be answered is...what will the winner have offered?

Facetious is researching into why members get banned. The answers he has so far are...the men in black, big brother is watching you and the all time favourite...who has the best ****** threads.

sbuksb wants to know how has the media influenced your taste in women? The answers have been coming thick and fast. The main one though hasn't still been posted yet...she looked good with covered in chip fat off my chips when I saw her in the newspaper my chips came in.

Slowhand posted a thread on how dinners found a pearl in their plate of clams. What the story failed to mention is that after a day or too the pearl disappeared. Slowhand meanwhile has suddenly gone on a months long world tour holiday.
 

slowhand

Closed Account
Slowhand posted a thread on how dinners found a pearl in their plate of clams. What the story failed to mention is that after a day or too the pearl disappeared. Slowhand meanwhile has suddenly gone on a months long world tour holiday.



Ha ha great stuff poggy. :thumbsup:
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
D-rock continues with his women less sigs. Rumour does has it that he is still in conference with several top models who are offering all kind of things to be the honoured lady. The last question though that will need to be answered is...what will the winner have offered?
The suspense is absolutely KILLING me! :mad: ;)

Great stuff poggy! :rofl:
 
D-rock continues with his women less sigs. Rumour does has it that he is still in conference with several top models who are offering all kind of things to be the honoured lady. The last question though that will need to be answered is...what will the winner have offered?

At first I didn't think my sig was such a hot commodity among them, but it seems some people are clamoring to be the next woman honored by it. It's a tough decision. I have been offered large sums of money,...among other things, to have me bestow the privilege on them. Alas, that's not the way I operate. After all I have high standards and not just anybody can be the woman that has their image graced by it all the time, and so my journey yet continues. ;)
 
Slowhand posted a thread on how dinners found a pearl in their plate of clams. What the story failed to mention is that after a day or too the pearl disappeared. Slowhand meanwhile has suddenly gone on a months long world tour holiday.

Go, Slowhand!!








Don't forget my keychains!!
 
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...

D-rock continues with his women less sigs. Rumour does has it that he is still in conference with several top models who are offering all kind of things to be the honoured lady. The last question though that will need to be answered is...what will the winner have offered?

At first I didn't think my sig was such a hot commodity among them, but it seems some people are clamoring to be the next woman honored by it. It's a tough decision. I have been offered large sums of money,...among other things, to have me bestow the privilege on them. Alas, that's not the way I operate. After all I have high standards and not just anybody can be the woman that has their image graced by it all the time, and so my journey yet continues. ;)


Actually FMWW, :whisper: my friend wanted to get bound and rocked. But each of the models have refused till date. :whisper:
 
KungFuDude tried to start a comedy thread on the UK been owned by America. In doing this he made one serious mistake. He never knew that he isn't actually American! FMWW has just found out that he was actually born on Mars and was left on earth as his behaviour as a baby was too bad. He was sentenced to live amongst humans for 50 of their earth years and then will have to return to tell them of what he's learnt in his time on earth. So they should get a great detailed report on how great FreeOnes is and that will mean many new members in the future.
:1orglaugh:rofl: Very good, as usual poggy. They always say "Men are from Mars!"
 
Dave Rhino got weighted today and found out that he was only 50kg under the world record weight for a rhino. He thought this was unfair as he was thirsty and had just got done taking a huge crap right after he woke up. He arranged another weight measurement, but this time he cam prepared. He got a hold of his old friends at Jagermeister and arranged for them to sponsor him and to get him a huge trough of Jagermeister. His plan was to drink 51kg of the stuff to break the record, but when he started he ended up empting the whole container, all 150kg of it, to blow the old record away. They barely got him measured on the scale again before he wrecked the place in a drunken stupor. Dave Rhino is now trying to get into negotiations to replace the stag on the Jagermeister logo with himself.

KungFuDude revealed one of his secrets to Freeones Members Webcam Week. It is reported that despite appearances KungFuDude has never had any formal martial arts training. When asked how he managed to learn all he has he said he got his moves from watching television. We wondered if it might have been from old Bruce Lee movies but when asked KungFuDude said it wasn’t form that. When we then asked him where he learned all his martial arts skills from he said he had spent years of careful training under the Power Rangers.

LadyLove held a charity event recently to gather money to send out as neighborhood messages and over the airwaves as an advocacy campaign about how the use the search function on Internet messaeboards everywhere. To raise money for this she held a competition to see who could run up and back the most into the very cold and frigid waters nearby where she lives. The winner would get a special prize from LadyLove. When asked why she though people would be more willing to do this for her than they would at other events where people dunk themselves into icy water she said she thought more men would be more willing as she completely understands the concept of shrinkage and they would have nothing to worry about.

BNF was in a tough position and it was difficult for him to get any free time away from his woman. He came up with a plan however. He invited some Freeones members over to his place while his woman was there. He then got her to talk about everything she thinks she can fix about him. While the other Freeones members where stuck listening to her ramble on for the next 4 and a half hours BNF quietly snuck out, watched a movie, ate a meal, and worked out all before she had finished complaining about him or noticed he had even left.

Senob was wondering about the best way to prepare ears. He didn’t think boiling was a good idea. He thought that broiling or baking them might be a better, but then Dr.Death walked in and suddenly said the best way to prepare them is to deep-fry them. When asked how he knew this the doc just shrugged and said it was only a guess. He then proceeded to pass out his new invention to everybody. It was his own round, crispy, and brown specialty snakes he had just created. The seasoning was good. When asked what they were and how he made them the doc just winked and said it was his secret.

D-rock recently went on a long journey to see the oracle. He was at an impasse and was searching for something. He knew the search to find a worthy woman to put into his signature wouldn’t be easy, but still it wasn’t working out. He had come to see what advice the oracle could deliver on the matter. He came away disappointed. It seems oracles aren’t what they used to be. The few women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could gather it seemed like they were easily persuaded weak-willed airheads. No thanks he said. D-rock thought with his luck the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
Excellent stuff D-rock! :rofl:

I <3 Webcam Week! :lovecoupl
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
BNF was in a tough position and it was difficult for him to get any free time away from his woman. He came up with a plan however. He invited some Freeones members over to his place while his woman was there. He then got her to talk about everything she thinks she can fix about him. While the other Freeones members where stuck listening to her ramble on for the next 4 and a half hours BNF quietly snuck out, watched a movie, ate a meal, and worked out all before she had finished complaining about him or noticed he had even left.

I love it. :thumbsup:

It's clever, it's "insider" that's still funny to outsiders, and it's remarkably accurate! :glugglug::hatsoff:
 
D-rock recently went on a long journey to see the oracle. He was at an impasse and was searching for something. He knew the search to find a worthy woman to put into his signature wouldn’t be easy, but still it wasn’t working out. He had come to see what advice the oracle could deliver on the matter. He came away disappointed. It seems oracles aren’t what they used to be. The few women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could gather it seemed like they were easily persuaded weak-willed airheads. No thanks he said. D-rock thought with his luck the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.

So when do we see the first sig with Margret Thatcher in it then D-rock :rofl:

Great stuff as always mate :thumbsup:
 
Top