Dave Rhino got weighted today and found out that he was only 50kg under the world record weight for a rhino. He thought this was unfair as he was thirsty and had just got done taking a huge crap right after he woke up. He arranged another weight measurement, but this time he cam prepared. He got a hold of his old friends at Jagermeister and arranged for them to sponsor him and to get him a huge trough of Jagermeister. His plan was to drink 51kg of the stuff to break the record, but when he started he ended up empting the whole container, all 150kg of it, to blow the old record away. They barely got him measured on the scale again before he wrecked the place in a drunken stupor. Dave Rhino is now trying to get into negotiations to replace the stag on the Jagermeister logo with himself.
KungFuDude revealed one of his secrets to Freeones Members Webcam Week. It is reported that despite appearances KungFuDude has never had any formal martial arts training. When asked how he managed to learn all he has he said he got his moves from watching television. We wondered if it might have been from old Bruce Lee movies but when asked KungFuDude said it wasn’t form that. When we then asked him where he learned all his martial arts skills from he said he had spent years of careful training under the Power Rangers.
LadyLove held a charity event recently to gather money to send out as neighborhood messages and over the airwaves as an advocacy campaign about how the use the search function on Internet messaeboards everywhere. To raise money for this she held a competition to see who could run up and back the most into the very cold and frigid waters nearby where she lives. The winner would get a special prize from LadyLove. When asked why she though people would be more willing to do this for her than they would at other events where people dunk themselves into icy water she said she thought more men would be more willing as she completely understands the concept of shrinkage and they would have nothing to worry about.
BNF was in a tough position and it was difficult for him to get any free time away from his woman. He came up with a plan however. He invited some Freeones members over to his place while his woman was there. He then got her to talk about everything she thinks she can fix about him. While the other Freeones members where stuck listening to her ramble on for the next 4 and a half hours BNF quietly snuck out, watched a movie, ate a meal, and worked out all before she had finished complaining about him or noticed he had even left.
Senob was wondering about the best way to prepare ears. He didn’t think boiling was a good idea. He thought that broiling or baking them might be a better, but then Dr.Death walked in and suddenly said the best way to prepare them is to deep-fry them. When asked how he knew this the doc just shrugged and said it was only a guess. He then proceeded to pass out his new invention to everybody. It was his own round, crispy, and brown specialty snakes he had just created. The seasoning was good. When asked what they were and how he made them the doc just winked and said it was his secret.
D-rock recently went on a long journey to see the oracle. He was at an impasse and was searching for something. He knew the search to find a worthy woman to put into his signature wouldn’t be easy, but still it wasn’t working out. He had come to see what advice the oracle could deliver on the matter. He came away disappointed. It seems oracles aren’t what they used to be. The few women suggested were beautiful, extremely beautiful in fact, but from what he could gather it seemed like they were easily persuaded weak-willed airheads. No thanks he said. D-rock thought with his luck the person he picked would end up being like that. With that he picked up and hoisted his belonging and took off towards the horizon to his next destination. The search continued.