Actually that's not true. If Rex Grossman did come here I would expect him to play better. Looking at babes on Freeones is a good way to get motivated....and after all Tom Brady has said he looks at porn on the Internet, and look at him. It's probably his secret weapon.
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Actually that's not true. If Rex Grossman did come here I would expect him to play better. Looking at babes on Freeones is a good way to get motivated....and after all Tom Brady has said he looks at porn on the Internet, and look at him. It's probably his secret weapon.
dave_rhino
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Hey, you there, Cry-baby!
It comes in a 'No-Tears' Formula, you know?
It comes in a 'No-Tears' Formula, you know?
LOL!
I've ignored you for the past year Fox. I mean totally ignored you. But seen as you can't keep out of my face lately as you are spamming everywhere I decide to start looking. Like with the double post here without permission.
Quite a few of your posts are giving me a good laugh and they aren't in this thread. I've decided to pick up on your more stupid comments as You Might have noticed.
Roald had his taskmaster's whip that he uses as his symbol of the controller of Freeones stolen. It was found out that he invited some Officially Checked Star Members over and couldn't resist having a couple of them bend him over and work on him with it. When all the fun was over and everybody woke up hung over with a drunken headache it couldn't be found anywhere. Eventually one of the models found it in her house and took it back to him. He didn't tell anybody because he didn't want anybody to know that for six days recently one of the OCSM actually had complete control over Freeones.
Dr.Death has become bored at work doing the same thing day in and day out. Now that he's driving a forklift he decided to start his very own forklift jousting tournament at his place of employment. The winner each day receives a three-day supply of pork chops and an old can of beer. The doc even provides free medical services for people that are critically wounded in the activity.
LadyLove has stepped up the fight for the war on drugs. She has promised that anybody that can stop taking them for a month will get a free hug from her. It seems to have worked as the number of people that are taking them have plummeted since she started her program. She, however, doesn't count caffeine as one of the drugs that you can get a hug from her when you stop taking it. In fact if you tell her you don't drink coffee anymore she just stands there with a sad look and feels a little sorry for you.
JCMSVOBODA has recently become a new mod. He was finally given his office space at Freeones headquarters. The first thing he did was to set up a separate desk in front of his so he could hire Farrah and she could take care of all of his appointments. It is a little strange as he never has any appointments so he just ends up staring at her all day as he clicks away at his computer.
D-rock put on a puppet show for Tunsy and anybody else that wanted to watch it. Everybody though it was funny for a while, but then they began to worry about D-rock. At first they though it was part of the show, but then they really began to wonder why the sock on his right hand seemed to be the dominant one and running everything. They were happy when it all ended.
Maleonetwo is back on Freeones. He said he needed some pictures of babes to drown his sorrows in after the season the Jets are having so far. He said if they loose another game he is going to visit them and show them a picture of Monique so he can tell them they are all disappointing her by their performance. He figures that this small lie is enough to make anybody motivated to start winning again.
BigBadBrody has also come back to Freeones. It seems his van he rides around in all the time finally broke down and now bums are living in it. With nowhere else to go he has decided to take up residence at the Freeones apartment complex again until he can find out what to do.
Freeones Members Webcam Week has, though a vast amount of time and effort, found out that Dr.Motorcity and Facetious are long lost brothers. It seems they both accidentally walked into an Anita Bryant concert together a long time ago and came out a little crazy. The next thing they knew they were wondering around the countryside and didn’t realize the other existed until they both showed up on Freeones.
Dr.Death has become bored at work doing the same thing day in and day out. Now that he's driving a forklift he decided to start his very own forklift jousting tournament at his place of employment. The winner each day receives a three-day supply of pork chops and an old can of beer. The doc even provides free medical services for people that are critically wounded in the activity.
LadyLove has stepped up the fight for the war on drugs. She has promised that anybody that can stop taking them for a month will get a free hug from her. It seems to have worked as the number of people that are taking them have plummeted since she started her program. She, however, doesn't count caffeine as one of the drugs that you can get a hug from her when you stop taking it. In fact if you tell her you don't drink coffee anymore she just stands there with a sad look and feels a little sorry for you.
JCMSVOBODA has recently become a new mod. He was finally given his office space at Freeones headquarters. The first thing he did was to set up a separate desk in front of his so he could hire Farrah and she could take care of all of his appointments. It is a little strange as he never has any appointments so he just ends up staring at her all day as he clicks away at his computer.
D-rock put on a puppet show for Tunsy and anybody else that wanted to watch it. Everybody though it was funny for a while, but then they began to worry about D-rock. At first they though it was part of the show, but then they really began to wonder why the sock on his right hand seemed to be the dominant one and running everything. They were happy when it all ended.
Maleonetwo is back on Freeones. He said he needed some pictures of babes to drown his sorrows in after the season the Jets are having so far. He said if they loose another game he is going to visit them and show them a picture of Monique so he can tell them they are all disappointing her by their performance. He figures that this small lie is enough to make anybody motivated to start winning again.
BigBadBrody has also come back to Freeones. It seems his van he rides around in all the time finally broke down and now bums are living in it. With nowhere else to go he has decided to take up residence at the Freeones apartment complex again until he can find out what to do.
Freeones Members Webcam Week has, though a vast amount of time and effort, found out that Dr.Motorcity and Facetious are long lost brothers. It seems they both accidentally walked into an Anita Bryant concert together a long time ago and came out a little crazy. The next thing they knew they were wondering around the countryside and didn’t realize the other existed until they both showed up on Freeones.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
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Great job fox! btw, I've had a few more takers to see my knob, so I would hope to now be addressed as "senob51"....for the time being. I think in order to keep our dual-membership we should agree that we are the same person, but on two different planes of existence. If we are in the same plane, then we might meet in a bathroom one time and shatter the fabric of the universe. Or at least cause a "404 Page not Found" error or something.
D-rock, your work was terrific as always, and poggy, I'm looking forward to the holiday edition you've got in the works. :bowdown::wave:
Roald has recently come upon a machine that lets you record pictures from your dreams. He used to this to show some still photos of dreams he has had recently. He lent this machine out to the other members of Freeones. Things took a turn for the worse when some of the more demented people of Freeones got a hold of it and their pictures ended up on Freeones. It seems Roald is being held responsible and still owes thousands of dollars in therapy bills to the members of Freeones for the suffering they received while viewing hem.
Tunsty finally got his long awaited dream of being a bra developer and tester. It was a long and grueling journey for him but he was finally accepted. He was getting ready for some of the ladies to come in and test some of his new designees first hand. To his shock he wasn’t placed where he though he was going to be. It seems the bra developers that hired him wanted to come out with a line for men with overgrown manboobs. He quit on the spot and went back to his old job when he saw the line of fat hairy men starting outside his office.
Dr. Motorcity was finally awarded a world record this week. It’s seems after a long process of confirmation he is now recognized as the person that has used the words “pornography” and “chicken feet” in the same sentence more times than anybody else ever has before. There has been a lot of competition lately so he says he will have to increase the rate he uses them from now on to stay ahead of the pack.
Smitty has finally become a part of a large symphony orchestra. Unknown to the people here he has been going off and on to a musical college for the last couple of years to hone his skills. After tens of thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of practice Smitty is now recognized as being completely proficient in playing the cowbell.
Dr.Death this week explains one of the benefits of working in his old profession now that he is also working in the meat cutting business. He explains that unlike other people he doesn’t even have to go and clean. He can walk right into his local market with blood all over the place on him and everybody considers it normal.
BNF has issued a statement to Freeones saying he is no longer willing to take dollars or the euro as a suitable payment for his work on Freeones. It seems from now on he is to only be paid in rare never before seen Gisele pictures.
Freeones has had to issue an apology about his crew. It seems a recent report has come out that indicates a large number of the Freeones crew and the moderators have been using performance enhancing drugs to read and go though all the post and links faster with more endurance. He apologies for all the people out there that looked up to them as role models and thought there near inhuman pace of looking at pictures and watching videos was achieved though natural God given gifts and harsh training. One of them who wants to remain anonymous has said that they needed the edge in today’s competitive porn viewing environment to keep going strong after all this time.
Tunsty finally got his long awaited dream of being a bra developer and tester. It was a long and grueling journey for him but he was finally accepted. He was getting ready for some of the ladies to come in and test some of his new designees first hand. To his shock he wasn’t placed where he though he was going to be. It seems the bra developers that hired him wanted to come out with a line for men with overgrown manboobs. He quit on the spot and went back to his old job when he saw the line of fat hairy men starting outside his office.
Dr. Motorcity was finally awarded a world record this week. It’s seems after a long process of confirmation he is now recognized as the person that has used the words “pornography” and “chicken feet” in the same sentence more times than anybody else ever has before. There has been a lot of competition lately so he says he will have to increase the rate he uses them from now on to stay ahead of the pack.
Smitty has finally become a part of a large symphony orchestra. Unknown to the people here he has been going off and on to a musical college for the last couple of years to hone his skills. After tens of thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of practice Smitty is now recognized as being completely proficient in playing the cowbell.
Dr.Death this week explains one of the benefits of working in his old profession now that he is also working in the meat cutting business. He explains that unlike other people he doesn’t even have to go and clean. He can walk right into his local market with blood all over the place on him and everybody considers it normal.
BNF has issued a statement to Freeones saying he is no longer willing to take dollars or the euro as a suitable payment for his work on Freeones. It seems from now on he is to only be paid in rare never before seen Gisele pictures.
Freeones has had to issue an apology about his crew. It seems a recent report has come out that indicates a large number of the Freeones crew and the moderators have been using performance enhancing drugs to read and go though all the post and links faster with more endurance. He apologies for all the people out there that looked up to them as role models and thought there near inhuman pace of looking at pictures and watching videos was achieved though natural God given gifts and harsh training. One of them who wants to remain anonymous has said that they needed the edge in today’s competitive porn viewing environment to keep going strong after all this time.
Yes, I heard its rewarding. More rewarding than dumb-bell that dd normally plays.
I'm at a loss. I won't be able to pay. BTW Rock, pay for what?
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
I got a FEVER ... and the only PRESCRIPTION ... is MORE COWBELL! :banger:
LMFAO! :rofl2:
Fabulous post D! :bowdown:
FANTASTIC!!!!!!! D-R, I bow down before you. :bowdown:
The sad part is that if you add it to some songs it actually doesn’t sound that bad mixed in.
Dr.Death has now said that his favorite time of the year besides Halloween is Christmas. When people asked if that was for all the presents he receives or all the cheer people seem to have this time of year the doc said no. He said it’s because it’s easy to create a traditional red and green motif by splashing some fresh blood on his green painted lab walls.
Freeones Members Webcam Week has found out the reason LadyLove had a picture of Santa naked in her sig. It seems that is the price LadyLove demanded of Santa when she agreed to sit on his lap and tell him what she wanted for Christmas. Santa considered it a good deal.
ChefChiTown went home for the holidays and he ended up seeing an incredibly beautiful woman that he was able to hook up with. When he finally got her back to his hotel room he got to do something he had always wanted to do with an attractive women. They got out some of his Christmas presents and they played with his Transformers all night long.
Poggy has suggested to the people of his time zone that to count down to the New Year they should have Lucy standing before television cameras as she slowly takes off her top as the countdown starts where she finally takes it totally off at the last second.
Freeones Himself had a bunch of facts listed about him on a thread a few days ago. They left one of the facts off the list. That is, “Freeones is the only thing Chuck Norris is willing to pay for”. Fortunately Freeones Himself is willing to give access to his website to the rest of us for free.
Freeones Members Webcam Week has found out the reason LadyLove had a picture of Santa naked in her sig. It seems that is the price LadyLove demanded of Santa when she agreed to sit on his lap and tell him what she wanted for Christmas. Santa considered it a good deal.
ChefChiTown went home for the holidays and he ended up seeing an incredibly beautiful woman that he was able to hook up with. When he finally got her back to his hotel room he got to do something he had always wanted to do with an attractive women. They got out some of his Christmas presents and they played with his Transformers all night long.
Poggy has suggested to the people of his time zone that to count down to the New Year they should have Lucy standing before television cameras as she slowly takes off her top as the countdown starts where she finally takes it totally off at the last second.
Freeones Himself had a bunch of facts listed about him on a thread a few days ago. They left one of the facts off the list. That is, “Freeones is the only thing Chuck Norris is willing to pay for”. Fortunately Freeones Himself is willing to give access to his website to the rest of us for free.
Good stuff, D-rock!!! :hatsoff:
That was my own private birthday gift on the same day D-rock :thumbsup:
Great work as always mate :hatsoff:
member006
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LMAO Great work D.
I just want to show everyone why Santa was on MY good list this year. If any readers suffers from penis envy, I suggest you don't look. My mans got it going on
and this flaccid. :eek:http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-10/1282310/dddsantaPicture253.JPG
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