FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!
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I think I've got a good case too! Terrific stuff D-rock!
In your quest, it sounds like you may have to find a beautiful up-and-comer , fresh on the scene who doesn't have a big fan base yet!
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LadyLove recently won the contest where the Superbowl winner had to be picked. On further investigation it has been found that she promised to let the teammates on the Giants be the first people to see her in her Freeones t-shirt if they won by three points. She is thinking about using that strategy to help Washington win it next year but she isn't holding out much hope with them.
:rofl: @ the whole post D, not just my portion, good job as always. :thumbsup:
May I take a moment and add this? Since nobody will be back in that thread and I'm sure many missed my post. Just a little FYI for members that didn't see it when I put it up.
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1941282&postcount=132
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:rofl: @ the whole post D, not just my portion, good job as always. :thumbsup:
May I take a moment and add this? Since nobody will be back in that thread and I'm sure many missed my post. Just a little FYI for members that didn't see it when I put it up.
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1941282&postcount=132
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This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...
Hedonis celebrated his birthday this week. For the first time in years he went out on the town to celebrate. He started by phoning round for a date and got a hot little number he thought. He put on his best bib and tucker and went to pick up his date in his 1940 classic car he's had from new. First he took her for a soup and then to the old picture palace. They finished the night off by playing bingo. Well what did you expect a 90 year old and his 95 year old date to do?
BNF reveal that the most used word on message boards 'bump' was made just for him. As he said it stood for "BNF, Utilizes a, Meaningless, Post". After further research FMWW also found out that BNF had a different meaning to what the Super Mod tells us it stands for. BNF really stands for "Breaking in New Fetishes" as we are told that is his hobby.
DrDeath revealed this week he has the Ironman as his desktop background. But the reality is that these are his longterm plans to build his own man of iron. He has tried this a few times before using board members that have suddenly vanished....Jod, Jacksson just to name two. The question been now though is who is he going to use his sexy assistant KittyKat to lure into his experiment next?
Dick Van Cock is starting to become nervous about his sex change operation on Thursday. It's not the operation or the 36DD bust that has him nervous. It's the thong that really has him worried!
Minidog has returned and shown us she hasn't aged a bit in the Post a Picture of Yourself thread. But it did show she has got a new collar. Which FMWW is following leads that it was Scooby Doo that bought her the gift.
Hedonis celebrated his birthday this week. For the first time in years he went out on the town to celebrate. He started by phoning round for a date and got a hot little number he thought. He put on his best bib and tucker and went to pick up his date in his 1940 classic car he's had from new. First he took her for a soup and then to the old picture palace. They finished the night off by playing bingo. Well what did you expect a 90 year old and his 95 year old date to do?
BNF reveal that the most used word on message boards 'bump' was made just for him. As he said it stood for "BNF, Utilizes a, Meaningless, Post". After further research FMWW also found out that BNF had a different meaning to what the Super Mod tells us it stands for. BNF really stands for "Breaking in New Fetishes" as we are told that is his hobby.
DrDeath revealed this week he has the Ironman as his desktop background. But the reality is that these are his longterm plans to build his own man of iron. He has tried this a few times before using board members that have suddenly vanished....Jod, Jacksson just to name two. The question been now though is who is he going to use his sexy assistant KittyKat to lure into his experiment next?
Dick Van Cock is starting to become nervous about his sex change operation on Thursday. It's not the operation or the 36DD bust that has him nervous. It's the thong that really has him worried!
Minidog has returned and shown us she hasn't aged a bit in the Post a Picture of Yourself thread. But it did show she has got a new collar. Which FMWW is following leads that it was Scooby Doo that bought her the gift.
Funny stuff Poggy :thumbsup:
Hilarious, as always!!!! :1orglaugh
Dr.Death decided to start his new school to teach the next generation his talents and to bring in some more revenue. All his students were excited to be starting their classes with him. They had their machetes and cleavers ready and were ready to begin work when the doc told them to put those away. He then gave them all textbooks on accounting. It seems even evil super-villains have to keep the books strait. The students complained but the doc promised they would have them move on to restraints and small cutting tools in the second year.
There was a thread that asked people what they did after sex. Becks thought about it and came to the conclusion that she usually sneaks back out of the basement more than anything else after it.
Senob had people questioning things about him again when he came up with his own porn name should he ever need one. It seems he's going to call himself Boney Gay Hardon. The types of movie he will be in and if ChefChiTown might show up in them are not yet known.
BNF is going to go traveling around the world soon. He's got most of the sentences he needs to know how to say in his phrase books he going to take with him, but he needs the members of Freeones help on some of the others. He still needs to know how to say "Hey friend, I didn't know she was your sister", "That isn't my vomit in your sink", and "That big Italian guy you saw running naked down the street last night wasn't me" in multiple languages. Contact him if you can help him out.
D-rock finally came to his last stop on his journey. He went to see the sensei. It's seems word of D-rock carried faster than his journey for the sensei was expecting him when he arrived. The sensei took a look at him, thought a moment, and then stated that walking around masterless like D-rock had been was very unbecoming, especially for somebody like him. He didn't see D-rock ending up like this. D-rock grudgingly had to agree. Some people were starting to stare and talk about his situation. Then the sensei asked if he let his master die or did his lord fall into disgrace under his watch. D-rock asked if that really matter. They were pretty much the same thing. The sensei looked at D-rock a moment longer and then asked what D-rock wanted to do, after all he didn't ritually take himself out, and he decided to keep on posting. If he was going to keep going he might as well make it the best he could. The sensei asked where D-rock was going to go from here. After all, he could always take on a new master. Nothing was stopping him and there were a multitude of people out there that would be excepting of a dedicated servant. Having nice signatures again would be nice also. Even D-rock admitted that there were, in fact, perhaps other decent people out there to serve, but....it just wasn't the same, he didn't want to take on anybody else, and D-rock just couldn't bear to do it even if not being masterless would be nice. D-rock got up, looked back, and stated that he was going to continue on as he was, and that maybe that this was for the best. Maybe it was a lesson hard learned. Maybe serving ones principles was just as good as serving a person. So D-rock decided to walk out of the place with his signatures babeless, picked up his belongings, and continued on.
There was a thread that asked people what they did after sex. Becks thought about it and came to the conclusion that she usually sneaks back out of the basement more than anything else after it.
Senob had people questioning things about him again when he came up with his own porn name should he ever need one. It seems he's going to call himself Boney Gay Hardon. The types of movie he will be in and if ChefChiTown might show up in them are not yet known.
BNF is going to go traveling around the world soon. He's got most of the sentences he needs to know how to say in his phrase books he going to take with him, but he needs the members of Freeones help on some of the others. He still needs to know how to say "Hey friend, I didn't know she was your sister", "That isn't my vomit in your sink", and "That big Italian guy you saw running naked down the street last night wasn't me" in multiple languages. Contact him if you can help him out.
D-rock finally came to his last stop on his journey. He went to see the sensei. It's seems word of D-rock carried faster than his journey for the sensei was expecting him when he arrived. The sensei took a look at him, thought a moment, and then stated that walking around masterless like D-rock had been was very unbecoming, especially for somebody like him. He didn't see D-rock ending up like this. D-rock grudgingly had to agree. Some people were starting to stare and talk about his situation. Then the sensei asked if he let his master die or did his lord fall into disgrace under his watch. D-rock asked if that really matter. They were pretty much the same thing. The sensei looked at D-rock a moment longer and then asked what D-rock wanted to do, after all he didn't ritually take himself out, and he decided to keep on posting. If he was going to keep going he might as well make it the best he could. The sensei asked where D-rock was going to go from here. After all, he could always take on a new master. Nothing was stopping him and there were a multitude of people out there that would be excepting of a dedicated servant. Having nice signatures again would be nice also. Even D-rock admitted that there were, in fact, perhaps other decent people out there to serve, but....it just wasn't the same, he didn't want to take on anybody else, and D-rock just couldn't bear to do it even if not being masterless would be nice. D-rock got up, looked back, and stated that he was going to continue on as he was, and that maybe that this was for the best. Maybe it was a lesson hard learned. Maybe serving ones principles was just as good as serving a person. So D-rock decided to walk out of the place with his signatures babeless, picked up his belongings, and continued on.
Ah, Hi Super, are you coming to India? Then you have to learn fourteen regional languages too.
Boney Gay Hardon? Hmmm I like it, but I think Marcia Gay Hardon is a little sexier. Plus it adds to the mystery!
As for CCT appearing, he always said his wang was tiny, so I gave him some of penis pills that the newbs were always raving about. If they work, then I shall give him the "green light" to perform.
I thought we were so close to a conclusion here! A turn of events, as the sensei can not even help. Or did he? Wish you the best in your travels, D-rock!!
:rofl2: The Webcam knows me so well!!!!!
I've had a bit of spare time over the last couple of days so....
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Mr FreeOnes to celebrate 10 years of FreeOnes decided to throw a party for the staff. There was the usually music, food you'd not usually eat and too much drink. Which as the night wore on started to have a effect. BNF and Rorys both wanting to prove they was the better man decided to have a contest to see who was better by pulling Petra. To which after sitting though BNf try to impress her with his posing and Rorys countless bad jokes Petra suddenly decided that they had just about managed to turn her gay.
Meanwhile AFA had come in his brand new Honda Civic with a fully installed instant picture finder to post any picture for a funny situation that occured. While he was inside though investigating the mystery of the vanishing tray of cocktail sausages Columbo style in his old creased trench coat. Civickiller had seen one of his arch enemies parked laughing at him outside in the car park. So by the time AFA had solved the case by finding two gate crashes to the party L3ggy and Slowhand under the table with the empty tray and a large stomach each. It was time to go home, which created another problem to solve. How do you get home when your car has been completely dismantled to the tiniest washer and by who?
Aces&Jacks and JCMSVOBODA was trying to get Comanduc to stop trying to climb into a box shouting "bright light, bright light" as the disco lights flashed in his Gizmo outfit BNF made him wear when he let him out the cellar.
Back on the board SeraphiM was back and laying claim to his trophy he forge of SOTW. But as he was busy trying to trick the angels out of their latex corset dresses two thieves broken in to steal his SOTW week trophy, vowing not to give it back either.
Smitty says that he loves to clean dishes. So anyone wanting to get out of doing theres the address is.........
Poggy this week has realised that the first part of his master plan has worked. He has managed to brainwash most of the board into worshipping Lucy. Now he has put the second part of his plan into action. He will be breaking the news that she has just married a man with a P starting his name, a G in the middle and a Y to end it. Plus as of that moment she will only be doing private shoots for that person. But the question now remains to be asked....Is this the real Poggy or a DrDeath clone?
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...
Mr FreeOnes to celebrate 10 years of FreeOnes decided to throw a party for the staff. There was the usually music, food you'd not usually eat and too much drink. Which as the night wore on started to have a effect. BNF and Rorys both wanting to prove they was the better man decided to have a contest to see who was better by pulling Petra. To which after sitting though BNf try to impress her with his posing and Rorys countless bad jokes Petra suddenly decided that they had just about managed to turn her gay.
Meanwhile AFA had come in his brand new Honda Civic with a fully installed instant picture finder to post any picture for a funny situation that occured. While he was inside though investigating the mystery of the vanishing tray of cocktail sausages Columbo style in his old creased trench coat. Civickiller had seen one of his arch enemies parked laughing at him outside in the car park. So by the time AFA had solved the case by finding two gate crashes to the party L3ggy and Slowhand under the table with the empty tray and a large stomach each. It was time to go home, which created another problem to solve. How do you get home when your car has been completely dismantled to the tiniest washer and by who?
Aces&Jacks and JCMSVOBODA was trying to get Comanduc to stop trying to climb into a box shouting "bright light, bright light" as the disco lights flashed in his Gizmo outfit BNF made him wear when he let him out the cellar.
Back on the board SeraphiM was back and laying claim to his trophy he forge of SOTW. But as he was busy trying to trick the angels out of their latex corset dresses two thieves broken in to steal his SOTW week trophy, vowing not to give it back either.
Smitty says that he loves to clean dishes. So anyone wanting to get out of doing theres the address is.........
Poggy this week has realised that the first part of his master plan has worked. He has managed to brainwash most of the board into worshipping Lucy. Now he has put the second part of his plan into action. He will be breaking the news that she has just married a man with a P starting his name, a G in the middle and a Y to end it. Plus as of that moment she will only be doing private shoots for that person. But the question now remains to be asked....Is this the real Poggy or a DrDeath clone?
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