No, if I wanted that I would join the circus.
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No, if I wanted that I would join the circus.
Becks has even been draining the furnace lately and adjusting the hot water heater. Funny, when I used to do those things, it was about once a week, not five times a day. Well I guess if she's one thing, she's attentive!
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VERY attentive.
And while Senob is somewhat observant, he hasn't mentioned the food and drinkables I take down there.
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All kidding aside people, where is the body?
I heard 3 to 5 for using fake cheese on his pizza. LL
Lady Love takes notice of Spartan7's genuine dislike for women. She decides to invite him over to her place to have a heart-to-heart and try to change his ways. After much deliberation, spartan7 agrees. He gets to the address given to him by Lady Love. Spartan7 then goes around the back as instructed to do so. He finds a cute young girl who tells him that she will be right back and that he is welcome to help himself to a margarita. As he is pouring himself a drink, he is greeted by Chris Hanson of ABC's "To Catch a Predator". Chris asks spartan7 if his screen name is "teen@$$buster1000" As it dawns on him that he's been had, spartan7 decides to make a run for it. After not getting any further than the front lawn after being tackled by Sheriff's Deputies, spartan7 tries to explain, with a mouth full of dirt and grass, how they got the wrong guy. Spartan7 looks up and a pregnant pause follows... he sees a beautiful women wearing only a silk robe and a tiara sitting atop her lovely jet-black hair. It is then that he realized this is Lady Love. With her arms crossed and a contemptuous stare on her face she mutters, "Fucking A-hole."
Are you fucking kidding me? I was baggin on myself.
I just don't think LadyLove would call someone a "Fucking A-hole" for no reason.
So you said you were baggin on yourself. How exactly?
I checked post histories before making my comment, and I stand by it.
When I made the comment on the Heath Ledger thread, she and a couple other called me out on it. I only replied to hers and she thought I was attacking her. So I was pretty much making reference to that.
And by the way, how is me being confused for a pedophile not making fun of myself?
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LOL
I just saw all this.
Thank you for the concern but I only took a little offence to the tiara part.
Well deserved too.
J/K, lets keep this thread fun as its intended. Please. While I probably wouldn't say it out loud, I do sit here daily and think it a hundred times.
Lets all move on, I love this thread and hate to see it derailed.
BTW! Where the hell is the Chef ?
LL
I heard he was doing a rain dance here in Britain. I wish someone would tell him to stop though as it's more than worked!
First, I'm sorry spartan and LL for overstepping my bounds. If I thought LL would have a problem with your post, spartan, well I can certainly let her say it herself. Sorry folks.I heard he was doing a rain dance here in Britain. I wish someone would tell him to stop though as it's more than worked!
In all seriousness, Chef should be back soon and had some personal matters to attend to over the holidays. I know alot of people have been missing him.
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icerfan
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That's fantastic!!!!! I even got Senob to look away from the game to read it.
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