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BNF had problems with his girlfriend trying to get her to learn to drive a car with a manual transmission. He was about to give up when he as a last resort he told her that he would buy her as many pairs of shoes as she wanted if she could get down to the shoe place by driving there. “Besides” BNF said, “I’m sure Gisele or Kiki could do it if they were here.” After that BNF’s girlfriend made him get into the car and she drove off perfectly wearing in and out of traffic at 150km/hour just to show him. Unfortunately she was even more upset when the directions BNF gave her lead to a restaurant where he could get some food instead of the shoe store. BNF admitted that he never really had the cash on hand for the shoes and was just joking anyhow.
Petra thought about changing the rep system to have rep go back to zero. This upset a couple of people. As compensation she is thinking about giving out t-shirts to everybody that was upset. However this doesn’t work as well as she thought it would because they all thought she would be arriving in the t-shirt.
Dr.Death is having problems with his computer. On investigation we have found out that he has been toying with a new idea to make his computer run faster. It seems he has found a way to trap the spirit of Jod inside of it to run everything instead of having any microprocessor. The plan would have worked too if he didn’t mess up and accidentally put the spirit of Hotrod11inches in it instead. Now he can’t get it out and it can’t do anything but for some reason his computer collects more dust on its screen then ever.
DickVanCock recently went off to get married and he isn’t sure if he is going to be back. He will be shocked to learn when he gets there that not only is his future wife already a member of Freeones it has been Dr.Motorcity all along neither of them realized who the other was.
Becks…pomr is trying to get her named changed after the members of Freeones decided that that magnificent wasn’t a good enough description. They decided that “unbelievable” “awe inspiring” and “majestic” should all be added in there.
An emergency assembly of all the men on Freeones was called to order after Joanne’s secret plan to turn all women lesbian was discovered. After much deliberation they came to the conclusion that after her picture got out there might not be anything they can do to keep it from coming to fruition.
After not having any Freeones Members Webcam Week updates in a while LadyLove keep D-rock in her basement until he finally decided to do another one. He finally gave in when he had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Poggy instituted his plan to spread the worship of Lucy everywhere. This goes down in history as the easiest plan to pull off ever. It seemed when he started he realized almost everybody worshiped her already. He even tricked Dr.Death. Dr.Death tried to replace Poggy with one of his clones, but Poggy outsmarted him and replaced Dr.Death’s clone with himself before that. So now Poggy is closer to Lucy than ever thanks to Dr.Death.
Petra thought about changing the rep system to have rep go back to zero. This upset a couple of people. As compensation she is thinking about giving out t-shirts to everybody that was upset. However this doesn’t work as well as she thought it would because they all thought she would be arriving in the t-shirt.
Dr.Death is having problems with his computer. On investigation we have found out that he has been toying with a new idea to make his computer run faster. It seems he has found a way to trap the spirit of Jod inside of it to run everything instead of having any microprocessor. The plan would have worked too if he didn’t mess up and accidentally put the spirit of Hotrod11inches in it instead. Now he can’t get it out and it can’t do anything but for some reason his computer collects more dust on its screen then ever.
DickVanCock recently went off to get married and he isn’t sure if he is going to be back. He will be shocked to learn when he gets there that not only is his future wife already a member of Freeones it has been Dr.Motorcity all along neither of them realized who the other was.
Becks…pomr is trying to get her named changed after the members of Freeones decided that that magnificent wasn’t a good enough description. They decided that “unbelievable” “awe inspiring” and “majestic” should all be added in there.
An emergency assembly of all the men on Freeones was called to order after Joanne’s secret plan to turn all women lesbian was discovered. After much deliberation they came to the conclusion that after her picture got out there might not be anything they can do to keep it from coming to fruition.
After not having any Freeones Members Webcam Week updates in a while LadyLove keep D-rock in her basement until he finally decided to do another one. He finally gave in when he had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Poggy instituted his plan to spread the worship of Lucy everywhere. This goes down in history as the easiest plan to pull off ever. It seemed when he started he realized almost everybody worshiped her already. He even tricked Dr.Death. Dr.Death tried to replace Poggy with one of his clones, but Poggy outsmarted him and replaced Dr.Death’s clone with himself before that. So now Poggy is closer to Lucy than ever thanks to Dr.Death.
Hilarious, as always!!!!
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Maybe I should just shorten it to Becks and be done with it, or else I'll end up as Becks...poamuamr. :tongue:
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Maybe I should just shorten it to Becks and be done with it, or else I'll end up as Becks...poamuamr. :tongue:
We finally found out what happened to ChefChiTown once and for all. It seems Becks got a little forgetful and he wasn’t fed while in the basement for a couple of months. When asked about it Becks said that when somebody has to go out and capture members of her harem all the time sometimes you get a “whoops” moment like that and it’s best just to focus on all the other members you have left. She even said she has an eye out for certain members of Freeones.
Senob recently went out and stole a large baseball scoreboard from a local field to put up as one of the walls in a room in his house. Instead of scores though he has a very large countdown clock on it. Nobody could figure out what it was for until somebody noticed that the clock finally counts down on the exact moment of Hannah Montana’s 18th birthday.
Roald came up with a new idea for a porn movie. With porn running out of ideas and with nowhere else to go he thought of a new direction that hadn’t been done before while going though some of his collection. Out of thousands of movies and tens of thousands of hours of scenes he came up with an idea to edit some things into a full 72-hour compilation. He heard how some people love the money shot and was just going to do a whole collection with nothing but that. Unfortunately his software had a glitch in it and it only put together the part of the scenes a couple of seconds before what he wanted. Before he knew what happened and could changed it, he released to the public a full 72 hours of nothing but various grimaces that the men’s faces had pre ejaculation. It is calculated to go down in history as the worst selling porn movie ever.
Dr.Death hasn’t been on the board as much as he used to. He has stated that he is taking extra time now to create a signature with more effective subliminal messages and hypnotic control built into it. He thinks that Freeones is the gateway to world domination and if he could control Freeones it would make his job easier.
Christmas_Ape decided to leave Freeones. Now legend has it that in the darkest most quiet part of the night, if you listen very carefully, you can still hear the sad uncontrolled lamenting of Mindy Shine in the halls of the Freeones complex.
LadyLove has been a little agitated at work. At first some people though it might just have been the work getting too her, but later it was found out somebody switched her normal coffee with decaffeinated.
As some people might have known BNF has been into fitness and bodybuilding throughout portions of his life. When asked if he did it because it made him healthy he surprisingly said no. We then asked him if he did it for the women and again the answer was no. Then we though for sure it had to be because it made him strong, but again he surprised us by saying that wasn’t it either. Finally he admitted that he did it mainly because it gave him a good excuse to shave his legs.
Dave_Rhino has said not to worry if he ever gets banned from this place. He knows a follower of his named Dan_Hippo that likes to use a bottle of Jagermeister is his avatar that will surely take up where he left off.
Senob recently went out and stole a large baseball scoreboard from a local field to put up as one of the walls in a room in his house. Instead of scores though he has a very large countdown clock on it. Nobody could figure out what it was for until somebody noticed that the clock finally counts down on the exact moment of Hannah Montana’s 18th birthday.
Roald came up with a new idea for a porn movie. With porn running out of ideas and with nowhere else to go he thought of a new direction that hadn’t been done before while going though some of his collection. Out of thousands of movies and tens of thousands of hours of scenes he came up with an idea to edit some things into a full 72-hour compilation. He heard how some people love the money shot and was just going to do a whole collection with nothing but that. Unfortunately his software had a glitch in it and it only put together the part of the scenes a couple of seconds before what he wanted. Before he knew what happened and could changed it, he released to the public a full 72 hours of nothing but various grimaces that the men’s faces had pre ejaculation. It is calculated to go down in history as the worst selling porn movie ever.
Dr.Death hasn’t been on the board as much as he used to. He has stated that he is taking extra time now to create a signature with more effective subliminal messages and hypnotic control built into it. He thinks that Freeones is the gateway to world domination and if he could control Freeones it would make his job easier.
Christmas_Ape decided to leave Freeones. Now legend has it that in the darkest most quiet part of the night, if you listen very carefully, you can still hear the sad uncontrolled lamenting of Mindy Shine in the halls of the Freeones complex.
LadyLove has been a little agitated at work. At first some people though it might just have been the work getting too her, but later it was found out somebody switched her normal coffee with decaffeinated.
As some people might have known BNF has been into fitness and bodybuilding throughout portions of his life. When asked if he did it because it made him healthy he surprisingly said no. We then asked him if he did it for the women and again the answer was no. Then we though for sure it had to be because it made him strong, but again he surprised us by saying that wasn’t it either. Finally he admitted that he did it mainly because it gave him a good excuse to shave his legs.
Dave_Rhino has said not to worry if he ever gets banned from this place. He knows a follower of his named Dan_Hippo that likes to use a bottle of Jagermeister is his avatar that will surely take up where he left off.
Don't I know it! She thinks this is a God damn dating site!
Nothin' wrong with that! As a matter of fact, I'm hooking up a webcam and will post the link here on FO so everyone can get constant updates! It'll be my most popular thread ever! (After Marcia Gay Hardon, that is!)
If it's also got gratuitous shots of man-ass while fucking in missionary position, put me down for a copy. I know alex.zeal is gonna want one too!
Brilliant work D-rock! I really sincerely enjoyed reading and replying to this. :thumbsup:
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
As always, all of it was hilarious.
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That's not true. Not true at all.
I forgot and gave him Kitten Chow. :helpme:
:rofl2:
That's not true. Not true at all.
I forgot and gave him Kitten Chow. :helpme:
member006
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Its time I think for a bump. We all need a chuckle about now with the all the server problems. Please :bowdown:
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meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
I figured this was the best place to ask without creating a new thread.
Did christmas ape really quit at 4,999 posts?
He hasn't posted in more than a month.
Did christmas ape really quit at 4,999 posts?
He hasn't posted in more than a month.
member006
Closed Account
Senob has recently set up his own production company. Along with the various projects he is working on, he has found ChefChiTown again and they have decided to work on their own project. They are going to make a live action television show of the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Senob has recently been reported to have already started building the car they will drive around in.
Dave Rhino recently attacked a camera set up to observe rhinos in their natural habitat. When asked why he did that he responded by saying he was drunk, which the people that set up the camera should know by now, and he confused it for paparazzi trying to get a picture of him.
Sybil Disobedience has said she will not let herself be pushed around by Senob and refuses to do her normal 10 scenes per day anymore. Senob agreed and now he only has her do 8 scenes per day and has to give her a 10 dollar gift certificate for each day to the book store across the street.
Today we found out that Slowhand’s hands aren’t really slow. In reality they just move so fast that time appears to stop around them when he moves them around.
Roald went to a restaurant with his girlfriend a day ago. He was planning to have a nice night out with her when it was taking forever for the restaurant’s waiter to get to his table to serve him. He tried to get his attention but it was no use. Then he saw sign the waiter was wearing on his shirt. It said, “The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later”. After trying to get his attention five or six more times over then next few minutes with no use he finally got him to come over and take his order.
D-rock took a while to get another Freeones Webcam Week update again. Some have speculated that he might secretly like being locked up by LadyLove every now and again.
Dave Rhino recently attacked a camera set up to observe rhinos in their natural habitat. When asked why he did that he responded by saying he was drunk, which the people that set up the camera should know by now, and he confused it for paparazzi trying to get a picture of him.
Sybil Disobedience has said she will not let herself be pushed around by Senob and refuses to do her normal 10 scenes per day anymore. Senob agreed and now he only has her do 8 scenes per day and has to give her a 10 dollar gift certificate for each day to the book store across the street.
Today we found out that Slowhand’s hands aren’t really slow. In reality they just move so fast that time appears to stop around them when he moves them around.
Roald went to a restaurant with his girlfriend a day ago. He was planning to have a nice night out with her when it was taking forever for the restaurant’s waiter to get to his table to serve him. He tried to get his attention but it was no use. Then he saw sign the waiter was wearing on his shirt. It said, “The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later”. After trying to get his attention five or six more times over then next few minutes with no use he finally got him to come over and take his order.
D-rock took a while to get another Freeones Webcam Week update again. Some have speculated that he might secretly like being locked up by LadyLove every now and again.
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
:rofl2: For the car, I am starting with the chassis of a 1970 Plymouth Valiant!
PS-that Roald part was priceless! :rofl:
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sputnikgirl
Guest
Wow, I'm never included in these things...I feel special now.
So that's why I haven't been getting the attention I deserve lately.
Once you're hooked up with StarBlitzzz Productions, you start going places! Though personally, I think the heart-shaped glasses had a lot to do with it too.
If you want to get some more attention, you'll just have to come down the basement and see what me and Chef are "cooking up"!
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