England is the best country in the world!

[Born2Jizz]

My favorite part is this: You know those little red phone booths?? The inside of those is LITTERED with porn ads!! I LOVE IT!! Plus you guys have topless news! Even I'LL pay attention, then! And tits in the newspaper! What's better than that?!

 

[Born2Jizz]

I'm not ANTI-American, but I'm not PRO-American either. I'd much rather live in England or Japan.

 

[PornKhaos]

hi there. I'm no english, and i really don't give a fuck about it, except for the Premier League. But since you say that England is so great, i tought i wouldn't find anything bad about it. Mistaken i was...


Top 10 reasons Why ENGLAND SUCKS

1. British people suck. They are either homosexual or evil.
2. You call cigarettes Fags over there. You all Suck on Fags.(See #1)
3. You have a national monument called big ben. You climb on Big Ben(Or bill or bob or whatever the case may be). (Again see #1).
4. You have a queen of your country.(See #1).
5. Your government could'nt tie its shoes without asking The US how to do it.
6. We have Nukes.
7. You Sip Tea.
8. The reason players in the NFL wear pads is because they are smart. Most people don't like to get into a scrum(notice the close resemblence to CUM) or a huddle and then destroy each other without pads. If your country had a variation of baseball would it involve hitting yourselves over the head with a bat?
9. You call an elevator a lift. Thats just gay.(See #1)
10. You made huge colonies all over the world at one point. You had ACRES AND ACRES AND MILES AND MILES of land that you took over from EVERYONE. This was commendable. How much do you own now? PUSSAHS.

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Because we call an elevator a lift, that makes it gay? Whoever made this list is Gay. Americans call a sport which involves hardly any kicking of a ball >FOOT<ball. Thats just gay.

 

[habo9]

Without the United Kingdom, there would be no civilization.

Why? Civilization was here thousands of years before the UK was even a country , the Persians , Greeks , Egyptians , Aztecs & the Romans all had civilization well before the UK was civilized

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

ian mckellen is homosexual, but he's not a fag. you know, like justin timberlake is a fag, but he's not actually gay?

:1orglaugh

 

[habo9]

England invented everything, England is the best country in the world! Here's a thread to celebrate that fact! Unless you think otherwise!

What did they invent?

England isnt even the best country in the UK , nevermind the world

I think you will find there are 3 better countries in the UK other than England

 

[Born2Jizz]

People in England talk so cool! It's like American-English with PIZAZZ!!!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Democracy and individual liberty died out and would not exist without the people of the United Kingdom.

Capitalism as we know it is largley a system created by British people.

The United States is primarly a creation of the Scotch/Irish.

I could go on and on, but also let me refer folks to a book called How the Scots invented the Modern World.

 

[habo9]

Democracy and individual liberty died out and would not exist without the people of the United Kingdom.

Capitalism as we know it is largley a system created by British people.

The United States is primarly a creation of the Scotch/Irish.

I could go on and on, but also let me refer folks to a book called How the Scots invented the Modern World.

Well I think Scotland is a better country than England & played a bigger part in how the world has evolved , I mean raping & pilliging different continents isnt helping the world or taking it foward, I know what your saying about civilization now , but they didnt invent it thats all I was saying , civilization didnt start with Capitalism

 

[Born2Jizz]

Katie Price. Say no more.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Didn't England invent the blowjob? I could totally be wrong here, but I thought they did.....

 

[mrtrebus]

Well I think Scotland is a better country than England & played a bigger part in how the world has evolved , I mean raping & pilliging different continents isnt helping the world or taking it foward, I know what your saying about civilization now , but they didnt invent it thats all I was saying , civilization didnt start with Capitalism

But living in caves wearing skirts & eating each other is?!?

 

[BlueBalls]

Katie Price. Say no more.

No, you need to say more....

 

[Born2Jizz]

Fair enough. Katie Price is a mega babe. Lol, did I say enough?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

No, still not there.

 

[Facetious]

Re: England is the best country in the world!

I wholeheartedly disagree !! England is amongst the best countries in the world. :hatsoff:
Unless or until our politicians use better discretion in immigration
/ illegal alien policies .... we're Duck Soup !


Greatness only lasts as long as one's ability to retain it. :glugglug:

 

[BlueBalls]

Fair enough. Katie Price is a mega babe. Lol, did I say enough?

Ah, this is what I feared. Another lost soul ... such a shame.

Nomine Patris, Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

 

[Born2Jizz]

Ok. Katie Price is a mega babe with sweet tits, too bad her sextape sucked (not in the good way either), her nickname is Jordan (I don't know why), she's got a heart above her cooch, and she's totally a mega babe from Britain.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Well I think Scotland is a better country than England & played a bigger part in how the world has evolved , I mean raping & pilliging different continents isnt helping the world or taking it foward, I know what your saying about civilization now , but they didnt invent it thats all I was saying , civilization didnt start with Capitalism

Now habo, I know any good Scotsman has to insult the English, but I am sure that you know that the vast majority of "raping and pillaging" that the English did across the world happened AFTER unification and had Scottish participation.

 

[on]

Ok. Katie Price is a mega babe with sweet tits, too bad her sextape sucked (not in the good way either), her nickname is Jordan (I don't know why), she's got a heart above her cooch, and she's totally a mega babe from Britain.

she's hardly unique!