England is the best country in the world!

Voltaire once said about England, "It has 42 religions, but only 2 sauces." :dunno:
 

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So wouldn't that make people from England... British?

yes, an english person is british. A sotsman, welshman, or a northern irish person, is also british but they are also their own nationality underneath the british umbrella.
 
I guess you gotta be from somewhere
 
My homeland, the US of A, is the best, which as far as I can tell is because the rest of the world is full of even bigger idiots.
 
hi there. I'm no english, and i really don't give a fuck about it, except for the Premier League. But since you say that England is so great, i tought i wouldn't find anything bad about it. Mistaken i was...


Top 10 reasons Why ENGLAND SUCKS

1. British people suck. They are either homosexual or evil.
2. You call cigarettes Fags over there. You all Suck on Fags.(See #1)
3. You have a national monument called big ben. You climb on Big Ben(Or bill or bob or whatever the case may be). (Again see #1).
4. You have a queen of your country.(See #1).
5. Your government could'nt tie its shoes without asking The US how to do it.
6. We have Nukes.
7. You Sip Tea.
8. The reason players in the NFL wear pads is because they are smart. Most people don't like to get into a scrum(notice the close resemblence to CUM) or a huddle and then destroy each other without pads. If your country had a variation of baseball would it involve hitting yourselves over the head with a bat?
9. You call an elevator a lift. Thats just gay.(See #1)
10. You made huge colonies all over the world at one point. You had ACRES AND ACRES AND MILES AND MILES of land that you took over from EVERYONE. This was commendable. How much do you own now? PUSSAHS.

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You sound like you got a big grudge against the English, of course there things I don't like about the USA but I don't go bad mouthing the Americans. I believe every country have their own flaws but in every country I believe there is some greats things in each country. I think it silly that countries should go round bad mouthing each other. No country perfect.

It is true that there are a lot of homosexuals in England. All of them live in the south. Every single fucking one of them.

Well Mrs Jolly I don't want to be horrible but didn't you say were an evertonian a few weeks ago because it make me sad that people pick on their own country but I know you a northerner and northerners probably like to pick on the southerners but I think it silly because we are all English after all.
 

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I'll say this much. I found, with some family help - ^^no thanks to you you 'orrible man - ^^ my mum. She is being taken good care of in a nursing home, for free. I doubt there are many places in the world, if any, where such a level of supervision would have been offered without a hefty price tag or a lack of care.
 
hi there. I'm no english, and i really don't give a fuck about it, except for the Premier League. But since you say that England is so great, i tought i wouldn't find anything bad about it. Mistaken i was...


Top 10 reasons Why ENGLAND SUCKS

1. British people suck. They are either homosexual or evil.
2. You call cigarettes Fags over there. You all Suck on Fags.(See #1)
3. You have a national monument called big ben. You climb on Big Ben(Or bill or bob or whatever the case may be). (Again see #1).
4. You have a queen of your country.(See #1).
5. Your government could'nt tie its shoes without asking The US how to do it.
6. We have Nukes.
7. You Sip Tea.
8. The reason players in the NFL wear pads is because they are smart. Most people don't like to get into a scrum(notice the close resemblence to CUM) or a huddle and then destroy each other without pads. If your country had a variation of baseball would it involve hitting yourselves over the head with a bat?
9. You call an elevator a lift. Thats just gay.(See #1)
10. You made huge colonies all over the world at one point. You had ACRES AND ACRES AND MILES AND MILES of land that you took over from EVERYONE. This was commendable. How much do you own now? PUSSAHS.

http://www.gettiffany.com/archive.asp?p=forumpost&a=632854

1.Wrong. Many are homosexual AND evil.
2.Wrong, 78% of us don't suck on fags.
3.Wrong.Big Ben is a bell not a monument.
4.Right. Good because otherwise our Head of State would be a shitty politician.
5.Wrong.We haven't got a government, just a bunch of layabouts without a clue
6.We have nukes
7.Wrong. We gulp tea
8.Wrong.NFL players wear pads because they are pansies.And baseball originated in England where it's played by little boys and girls.
9.Wrong.We call them stairs
10.Canada, Australia, New Zealand have now grown up and are making their own way in the world.But the Queen remains their Head of State.
 
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