England is the best country in the world!

I didn't like the office so can't speak to the quality of either show but you can watch both versions here. And wouldn't it be you ripping yourselves off to try and appeal to us awful americans?
Actually admitting that dancing with the stars was your idea kinda undercuts your idea that you guys make good TV.
I like lists.

Your food sucks.
I like your healthcare.
I would not exist without the horrible things your country got started.
I would not exist without the horrible things this country continued to do.
You're small.
The weather sucks.
You're a bunch of fat people that won't shut up with the 'americans are fat' jokes.
The teeth thing.
Soccer sucks.
Yes it's Soccer until you make us change it by force or by getting us to care about it.

Food sucks? This from a country that puts "burger" and "good" in the same sentence!The country which inflicted MacDonalds,Starbuck's,KFC and the donut onto the rest of the world?
And you talk about the horrible things my country got started? At least we weren't responsible for the baseball cap and other crimes against humanity.
Weather is quite liveable, never too cold, never too hot, very modest rainfall
My tooth is fine.
Soccer sucks true but it's somehow managed to earn the #1 spot as world sport with cricket close behind.
 

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Aren't you forgetting Scotland, Wales and Ireland?

This was just a bit of badger bating to be honest, I don't even agree with the statement, I don't think britain either is the best country, I don't think there is a best country when it comes down to it. There are countries that I would prefer not to live in, and countries that I'd prefer to live in over those other countries, don't ask what one's, I haven't thought that far! The countries I'd like to live in vary so slightly, debates about, which one is the best can usually only rotate!.
 
I do however have one question, do you own a Passport?

You don't need a passport to go to canada, land of 'pretty much like the US'.
How many US states have you visited?
If you haven't had a good burger then that's just fucking sad.
Donuts? Fucking awesome! What the hell is wrong with you people?
 

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You don't need a passport to go to canada, land of 'pretty much like the US'.
How many US states have you visited?
If you haven't had a good burger then that's just fucking sad.
Donuts? Fucking awesome! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I haven't been to America, and I haven't commented on America, apart from stating the fact that the us pioneered the 'drive thru', whilst you commented on England, hence the question, do you own a passport?
 
I had a brief obsession with food, inasmuch as you can learn about anything from afar I saw a lot of british food, none of which interested me other than as a spectacle or an example of what not to do.
Now you may know of some hidden gems, but they must be well hidden since off the top of my head I can find my way to several different styles of restaurant offering numerous adapted and or authentic cuisines without checking a map, none of them british.
 
I had a brief obsession with food, inasmuch as you can learn about anything from afar I saw a lot of british food, none of which interested me other than as a spectacle or an example of what not to do.
Now you may know of some hidden gems, but they must be well hidden since off the top of my head I can find my way to several different styles of restaurant offering numerous adapted and or authentic cuisines without checking a map, none of them british.

London was for many years rated the food capital of the world and is still up there with the best.We can buy exquisite food in many pubs throughout the towns and countryside.The quality of much of our produce is renowned, Scotch beef is generally recognised as the finest in the world, closely followed by Irish and English.Every other TV programme is devoted to good food.English food has been characterised by the simplicity of exploiting the quality of local produce,high grade beef needs no fancy treatment.Meat has been traditionally very cheap (but no longer) so British cooking isn't based round making poor quality or cheap cuts palatable.
Burgers were invented to deal with the poor quality beef immigrants found in the US though I'm aware they weren't invented there.
 
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