England can't be the best country in the world... The Netherlands already are!
9. Our country is located on the European mainland (unlike that silly island off our coast where British people apparently live)
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Silly island my arse.:tongue:
England is the best country in the world!
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Silly island my arse.:tongue:
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England can't be the best country in the world... The Netherlands already are!
1. We made FreeOnes
2. We make the best cheese in the world (the OP's nick is even similar to it)
3. We have legalised prostitution
4. You can use soft drugs in the Netherlands without medical subscription
5. God doesn't need to save our queen
6. We didn't need any help during WWI
7. We didn't drop of criminals, lunatics, perverts and other unsavory types on other continents
8. We salvaged the Kursk
9. Our country is located on the European mainland (unlike that silly island off our coast where British people apparently live
10. We don't have to share our country with Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish people
11. We made FreeOnes (It's so important I should list it twice!)
12. We have Petra (she even emigrated from the US just to prove a point)
Yz wear wooden shoes , so for that reason you cant be the best in the world :rofl:
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I think The Netherland is a good place, but you know that it's completely fucked when the seas rise, or will they? Mwoha ha, Mwo ha haha! Mwo ha haha ha ha hahaha!
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I think they are the second best place in the world , the wooden shoes just put them behind Scotland
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I think they are the second best place in the world , the wooden shoes just put them behind Scotland
What kind of shoes have scotland got? Although you know you should never judge a country by it's shoes, unless you're talking about Brazil! - Thong! thathong, thong-thong
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But living in caves wearing skirts & eating each other is?!?
So dancing around poles , with hankercheifs is :dunno:
We didnt eat each other , we ate Englishmen :thumbsup:
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We havent got a national shoe but if we did it would be wellies :hatsoff:
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If anyone get's wind of the old pole dancing, you can't blame them for thinking England's full of homsexuals
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Actually that says Nooo for ages, anyone know how to spell a long NO?
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Objection, your honor !
Aussies, a comment or two (?) :bigear: :tongue:
Nonsense, It is my understanding that she was just stalking studly himself. shhhh! don't say nuthin' though :hatsoff:
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Yeah man, Oz! where the fuck are all the aussies?.. Great game last week by the way!
Australia got the convicts and North america got the religious zealots ,who got the better of the deal?:dunno:
As to England/UK being the best ,the sun set on you folks some 60 or 70 years ago.Now you are reduced to being the junior partner in the american-english alliance.We are the Rome of the modern era.Probably the last empire as we will nuke the world instead of just fading away from our position.:eek:
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You know sometimes, you get kids that grow up to be massive! and they're as big as their father when they're like 7 or 8, then grow to a point where the father just can't control his son any more, and has to ask politely for him to calm down! That's kind of how I see england and the states!
Too bad daddy couldn't talk sonny out of the whole Iraq debacle which daddy was dragged along in.
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Hardly kickin and screaming! Although apart from all the anti-war protest!
Great quote of Orwell's by the way!
