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I don't know. I just hate how I can't get a gf. I'm a 22 y/o virgin who's actually never been kissed. currently on my 4th of 9 vicodin then I'm going to cut. I just have come to a conclusion that this is the best option.

I don't know what to say at this point. It's just hard to deal with it. Everything has just come crashing down in the past few months. It's one thing after another right now. I just don't know what to do anymore. Suicide just seems like it's the only route at this point.

You get roughly 15 minutes per code depending on the package though. Some are 90 minutes. It comes in handy if people don't need their codes or are in need of cards.

I am collecting any extra codes from the packages, so I can get the double xp for Modern Warfare 3. If any of you have extra ones please send em my way. Also I'm willing to do card trades in-game if any ones interested. PM for trades or codes please.

I was taught in basic training that we should just whip our shit out. You go to the club you whip it out, you go on a date you whip it out, you go to the store YOU WHIP IT OUT. He could of been speaking metophorically about how you should always show off your confidence and have the balls to...

You used to be normal. I guess I can't expect much with how this places warps the mind. Finally we have gotten rid of Petra. Our rifles didn't have names. We kept them in their case most of the time. If it was a female I guess you could say we kept her in her place most of the time. That's...

Never did the M-15. I did the M16 in 43 seconds. It's possible to re-assamble it in the 20-30 range, but never had enough time to practice. One of the only things I did well at in basic. Petra's not in charge anymore? Finally... they got rid of him. I mean her. There was no reason to log...

You become so consumed when you join the military. You are always so busy especially with the 12 hour long days and today was even longer since we had to move between Manors (place where we live). 3:45 am wake up almost everyday which drives me insane. The way everything goes down kind of...

I don't think that would make me feel so great.

Leave in a couple of hours for the hotel. :(

I guess, porn has many definitions though. ... obscene writings, drawings, photographs, or the like, especially those having little or no artistic merit.

It's a type of fetish I found out. When I first saw this video I thought she was having a bad day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CikH7wsznN4&feature=player_embedded

Re: Who do you think about when you are fucking your wife, husband, b/f, g/f, boss, s Who ever I have on my mind that day. It's always changing for me.

That's what happens in Africa where the women go around topless? I think it has something to do with psychology (trust me I'm not a major so calm down) here. I think wondering about it and having that way only makes people wonder and want to get it more. Just saying.

His death kind of puzzles me. The nice ones or deserving ones always go out quietly...

Why cant women go topless? Where does it say that women must wear clothes? Is it a religous reason and if so isn't church and state seperated?

I'm not mad at the post?

Clearly their life is nothing if they have nothing better to do than heckle my worthless life!!! I don't care I'll go with it because it burns the other guy to such a low level it's not even funny.

You want a clear definition of irony?! Well when I post a picture of myself shirtless and it's not at the beach it's mother fucker porn, but if I'm at the beach it's not porn. What the fuck is this shit. Where do you fucking come off telling me it's innappropaite if I have a shirtless picture of...

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W/e does it really matter?

Do any male pornstars even post here?

How many men can a woman satisfy? 3 at one time How many women can a man satisfy? Is it possible it could equal 0?

One time at boot camp.

If I make fun of you for miss spelling Petra will come back to my house and I don't have enough for another wall. I bet guys can since it's so easy for a man to get off most of the time. Never tried it though and not patient enough.

Re: Lady Gaga gets naked, raunchy in Terry Richardson photo shoot for Supreme Lady Gaga isn't the first woman that comes to mind when I think of sexy models. She's not even in my top 10 of sexy male models.

Training Instructor means I'm Air Force. DI is army? Where are the x box 360's located during my time in the chair force? Hey TI be a dear and grab me a soda while I find the 360s.

When the jocks used to tie me up and roll me down the hill just to see if I would cause an Earthquake. Wait funny to me... The day I found out they went missing.

What happens If I troll my TI and get caught?

Every time I see you post and your fry avatar I think it's fry saying it. Just makes me laugh.

2 cents?

Re: 65 dead as huge earthquake rocks New Zealand with fears that the toll may rise to I am so surprised that such a weak Earthquake did so much damage. They need to go back and rebuild.

You do have 1 more spot if you get rid of this mod. This guy is cold and wretched. Makes the poor guys get his warm coffee just to take a sip and throw it back in their face. I ASKED FOR DECAF!!!

There's no EOD in COD. Cod is basically running around mindlessly shooting people then dying just to respawn. It's representation of real war is flawless. :facepalm: There already did it for you.

That story is crazy was just reading it. I wonder how Anon breaches. I bet they aren't the run of the mill hackers. I would assume they are crackers if they are as good as people say.

If you ask her to marry you and she says "yes". Isn't this a pretty straight forward process?

EOD - Mam I need to use your mouth to control this explosion.

Mountains look like tits. I don't see one thing that looks like a Penis from nature. I'd say the closest thing we got is in France and humans built it. The Eiffel Tower. It is possible if the Earth is a man that his penis could be so small us humans haven't found it yet.

I like number 6. I personally think Aliens will never visit in my life time. As cool as it would be, but I'd expect we wouldn't find anything until we left our section. Japan shouldn't be sending naked pictures to Aliens unless they want them in bed with their wifes.

... This is what happens when a mod doesn't come on Freeones raging out of his mind and actually bores.

Hey you homosapien there's millions of other planets to be ruined. Earth was just the start.

I got to kind of disagree. There's a reason they offer great deals for new customers... They want them to switch.

Women = Controlling Police = Controlling Women = Police At least cops don't restrict me when I play call of duty after sex. I need a 3.00 k/d ratio or no one will ever love me!!! Sigh - women will never understand.

Good places to start my oil platforms. Thanks for the heads up.

I've learned more out of school in the last 4 years than in school (*went to college classes). The shit I've learned actually is setting me up for one day to make a good living. Just need a piece of paper called a degree to get a job.

Fruits - High in sugar, depends on fruit - can't eat fruit so no help there. Vegetables - Depends what kind of vegetable. Grains - Carbohydrates - can't eat carbohydrates after 5pm. Nuts - great protein snack got that one right Seeds and legumes - good snacks also PAT NESHEK IS SEX. Left...

A loving grandpa trying to give his niece a piece of cake, but she goes ahead and sells him out.

Stereotype. Find me the one stereotype that is true. Back it with undeniable evidence.

Plasmas a mod?! What the fuck is this shit.

I didn't plan on coming back to this thread!!! I only stayed at a Holiday Inn for half the night and most of the time I was just trying to get the toilet to stop over flowing massive amounts of water which just seemed to be gushing in from every pipe in the facility. I've said way too much.