What should I name my penis?

[Ike Stain]

Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon".

Any thoughts?

 

[xfire]

"Fuckram." :1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

female disappointment inducer, or FDI for 'short'.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Impregnator

 

[Ike Stain]

"Fuckram." :1orglaugh

That's actually what I was planning to name my firstborn son,
but when the doctors told me that any child I had was sure to be
a raging asshole, I immediately had my tubes snipped.

 

[24788]

EOD - Mam I need to use your mouth to control this explosion.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

'Ol Yeller .... or 'Ol Cheddar

 

[2012i]

tinklebell

 

[DOA82]

Mini me - A smaller reflection of the larger self

 

[jibbijib]

EOD - Mam I need to use your mouth to control this explosion.

You sir are playing too much COD.

 

[L3ggy]

The Stain?

 

[Ike Stain]

The Stain?

That's what I leave with the women that I cleave.

What about "Dillinger"?

I know it's been used, but it's still a pretty cool penis name.

 

[24788]

You sir are playing too much COD.

There's no EOD in COD. Cod is basically running around mindlessly shooting people then dying just to respawn. It's representation of real war is flawless.

There already did it for you.

 

[grower_boy]

Hootie (Master of the Blowfish)

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Sloppy Joe

 

[Hot Mega]

Something rhymes with dick, 'Quick'.:nannerf1::rubbel::banger:

 

[Ike Stain]

How about "Spanky McMasters" ?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Richard Cranium. It's a winner.

 

[Justanothergirl]

Little Wayne?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Thumper