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It's been six years. The pain has faded but I still get a little melancholy this time of year. You guys are the best. And raise a glass to my Dad, George.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38577860/dick-butkus-hall-fame-linebacker-chicago-bears-dies I was just a tiny kid in the midwest when Butkus retired so I never saw him play live but his legacy and reputation were alive and well. When my brother was an All-American at the University of Iowa...

Yeah? Did she show you her butthole?

Yeah but their cops are complete a-holes. I've never met a Henderson cop who wasn't badge heavy and pissed off LVMPD wouldn't hire them. North Las Vegas officers are far more competent and pleasant. And there are parts of NLV that are quite nice and not hobo infested. Summerlin area of town is...

I've been off dairy for a couple years now and it has been pretty good. Lost weight, kept it off, and I no longer have a desire to kill John Lennon. It was something someone told me that I couldn't get out of my head and now every time I see a gallon of milk I have to resist the urge to puke. I...

Fuck. I couldn't even make it through thirty seconds. That shit was on broadway for decades?

Aaaand she ghosted me. Maybe I smell funny.

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

That's it. That's all you turds get today.

More of the lovely Preeya.

Huh. Can't upload directly.

Olive loves the bubble machine I got at 5 below.

New girlfriend alert!

https://postimg.cc/Wt8FSkmW An empirial scout trooper helmet I made a couple years ago but I didn't make any matching armor so I never wore it.

From Halloween 2021 and 2022.

That should be 60,000,000 interactions EVERY DAY. I apologize.

Jon Glaser makes some quality programming. Jon Glaser Loves Gear ran for a couple seasons on TruTV a few years ago and it featured most of the same cast as Delocated. Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter was another of his live action Adult Swim shows, but it didn't gain any traction.

My heart is filled with joy because this thread continues to live.

I find nothing particularly shitty or stupid about either post but your self nomination is properly formatted and accepted. Congratsturbations. Side note: please feel free to use this awesome meme to express your thoughts succinctly.

Come one, fellow shitposters. Surely someone has written something so outrageous and stupidly shitty that it deserves to be immortalized.

That's fantastic but please include a specific and sufficiently shitty quote.

Pandemic, the threat of a nuclear holocaust, impending recession/depression, and an "insurrection" couldn't stop us from celebrating this year's the best of the worst. Please feel free to nominate anyone actively posting within the last year but remember to include a shitty quote and a link to...

Asshat Of The Year t-shirts

Youse guys are the best.

I'm thinking someone criticizing any reason for bumping this gem of a thread deserves a nomination for the prestigious AHOTY.

"What We Do In The Shadows," "Reservation Dogs," and "Better Call Saul," are all on my watchlist.

I will bet everything I own that Commander Potatoe is a Sovereign Citizen or SovCit curious.

Elon Musk is tired of this shit, too.

I have never seriously used the phrase, "I find that offensive." It's a grown up version of "I'm telling Mom." Or some other bullshit. And if that's the most offensive thing Winnie ever said, who gives a fuck? I suppose at the time it would have been almost scandalous but nowadays there are...

I'm all in on that. I'll roll out a nomination thread in....October?

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Damn son, you right. I'm silly and owe you a beer. Next time you're in town hit me up, dawg. Now to pressing matters. What have I been up to since taking a sojourn from the republic of freeones? Let's see. I broke uo permanently with that Vietnamese Navy recruiter with the fake tits that some...

Nobody gets me.

A few more. G*ddamit. One more.

By the way; the US doesn't even Crack the top ten in mass shootings. Norway, Serbia and France top the list.. The difference is narrative in the media.

Olive when I found her last summer Her first day home. After she settled in a bit.

Gabrielle Cingherotti She's one of the presenters on naked news.

Lac3y developed a nasty cancer last August and we lost her. Her ashes rest on the mantle. I was inconsolable for a couple weeks. My girlfriend was a big help. Then I heard there was an adoption special at the shelter across town and I fell in love with an almost feral dog named Olive. And she's...

Who the fuck called this thread stupid? This is the most important discussion ever.

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I really wanted to answer "I have black and Latino neighbors," but that's not true. It's been my habit for thirty years and no amount of cajoling or word salad is going to change that. I should have clarified by stating it's in a biometric lockbox on my nightstand but still loaded.

I've decried the evils of Sanger's worldview and the implementation of it for years. Only recently have her most steadfast supporters begun to shy away from her hateful ways.

Of they're actively trying to murder another person? You bet.

Why shouldn't she be dehumanized? She acted like an animal.

He's the same fuckhead that was supposed to protect Steve Scalisse when that Bernie bro opened fire at that softball game a while back. So yeah, fuckhead.

Are you afraid of cars? If not, why not?

The 'victim' tried to murder two people and was neutralized before she had a chance to finish the job. Her actions dictated the officer's entirely appropriate.response. Or maybe a social worker or LeBaron James should have been consulted while the real victims were bleeding out on the street...

Yeah. The one who really hated Donald Trump and made thinly veiled threats against his supporters on Facebook was the one who pulled the trigger on Ashli Babbit. I'm not looking him up because fuck him.