It's been a long time coming. Freeones Asshat Of The Year 2023 nomination time, bitches!

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Pandemic, the threat of a nuclear holocaust, impending recession/depression, and an "insurrection" couldn't stop us from celebrating this year's the best of the worst.

Please feel free to nominate anyone actively posting within the last year but remember to include a shitty quote and a link to that shitty quote.

One nomination per member. After at least, say five nominees, have been named I will begin a voting thread and poll. A new AHOTY will be named in time for the new year and will be awarded a fantastic AHOTY 2023 winner banner they will hopefully adopt.

This title has been earned by Will E. Worm, what is it THReE times? I'm sure he has posted something that equals his "I hope to see more mass shootings in Maryland" this year. That's just an example, of course and even though he never embraced the title or used the awesome AHOTY WINNER banner I took several minutes to create, he will remain the eternal AHOTY.

Please also remember that this is all in good fun, so keep the thread chill.

LET THE NOMINATIONS BEGIN!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This title has been earned by Will E. Worm, what is it THReE times? I'm sure he has posted something that equals his "I hope to see more mass shootings in Maryland" this year. That's just an example, of course and even though he never embraced the title or used the awesome AHOTY WINNER banner I took several minutes to create, he will remain the eternal AHOTY.

I remember the mass shootings in Maryland line. I dealt with Will E and calmed him down by agreeing to limit the homicides to politicians and Baltimore.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I seem to remember being the last active AHOTY. I also embraced your shitty banner, and adopted it, but some fuckwit mod took it down, either due to a hatred of you, me, the institution of ass hatery, or he was just a flaming dick hole. Who knows. I also seem to remember changing my name at the time, to better suit your banner, and nick name. I just wanted to remind you of that, because a true ass hat ALWAYS remembers to hold over ones head, whatever and whom ever he can. So thanks a lot for forgetting about my loyalty to you, and your crappy banner, and institution of ass hatery. Dick.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Didn't we have a moderator win AHOTY once?

If Bob Crane were still alive imagine how amazing the member that sweaty pervert would be.

 

[Supafly]

I nominate @eric2136 - for his continued effort, against all odds, to ehem, enlighten us about lizard illuminati, satanic atheists and lots of other bad, bad things.

Looking at a lot of countries political system's progress, and the progress of leaks from the catholic church, etc. makes me find a percentage of truth more in his rants.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

eric2136 effectively dealt with and treated my issue with intermittent possession from obscure entities. I used to be like a puppet on a string but I have been cleansed and am free from evil. I now have a firewall for all my time in the suggestive state. No need to have the veil of dissociative disorder anymore as I no longer hide from myself.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

eric2136 effectively dealt with and treated my issue with intermittent possession from obscure entities. I used to be like a puppet on a string but I have been cleansed and am free from evil. I now have a firewall for all my time in the suggestive state. No need to have the veil of dissociative disorder anymore as I no longer hide from myself.

Huh?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Huh?

That's a fancy way of saying that he seconds the nom.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That's fantastic but please include a specific and sufficiently shitty quote.

 

[Supafly]

I nominate @eric2136 - for his continued effort, against all odds, to ehem, enlighten us about lizard illuminati, satanic atheists and lots of other bad, bad things.

Looking at a lot of countries political system's progress, and the progress of leaks from the catholic church, etc. makes me find a percentage of truth more in his rants.

My defining and nominating quote has to be this:

RIP Coolio, who gave up his life for trying to speak the truth, after taking his demonic oath. A death sentence for celebrities who can’t stomach the disgusting reality of the complete demonic truth they learn. The horrible, gross, perverted, cowardly, reality of what they involved themselves in when they made their faustian bargain, and exchanged their soul for fame and fortune.

From this post: https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/satanic-atheists.712804/post-11409247

Reason:

Eric goes on and on like he has some insider info on celebrity life, as if Deepthroat4.0 is visiting him every fortnite behind his trailer. I shy back from researching his quotes on the web, to find where his looney sources are, I am satisfied I was able to lure out the Grandmaster.

Do not ask who that is, because only the Chosen are allowed to adress him like this.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Come one, fellow shitposters. Surely someone has written something so outrageous and stupidly shitty that it deserves to be immortalized.

 

[Supafly]

I am tempted to switch to what now calls hiomself Lee

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

This is going well.

 

[Pornfan99]

I had a couple of vents, that weren't well received. Roe vs. Wade, post #41:

Well, well, well.. Da womens FINALLY will HAVE TO take accountability for who they let "hit it," raw. In the meantime, disregarding the 13 (!) forms of birth control available to them.

I feel N-O sorrow or pity for this decision - AT ALL. Maybe now da womens will keep their body counts in the double-digits .. dare I say single-digits? ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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And initiated a thread on the cancellation of student debt:

Historically I've voted for candidates and their policies, and not so much on party lines. Going forwards, I'm voting Republican PERIOD. Yes, even if that means the orange-faced revisionist history idiot.

I am completely disgusted that my tax dollars will be used to pay for someone else's decision to get an undergrad degree in underwater gender studies, and now they're a barista at Starbucks staring at a five-figure debt load. YOU took out the loan. YOU chose the program / degree to study.

That's like me buying a Lamborghini, and then asking for a bail out, because I was seduced by their marketing.

My blood is boiling. What happened to personal responsibility? Accountability?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I had a couple of vents, that weren't well received. Roe vs. Wade, post #41:

Well, well, well.. Da womens FINALLY will HAVE TO take accountability for who they let "hit it," raw. In the meantime, disregarding the 13 (!) forms of birth control available to them.

I feel N-O sorrow or pity for this decision - AT ALL. Maybe now da womens will keep their body counts in the double-digits .. dare I say single-digits? ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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And initiated a thread on the cancellation of student debt:

Historically I've voted for candidates and their policies, and not so much on party lines. Going forwards, I'm voting Republican PERIOD. Yes, even if that means the orange-faced revisionist history idiot.

I am completely disgusted that my tax dollars will be used to pay for someone else's decision to get an undergrad degree in underwater gender studies, and now they're a barista at Starbucks staring at a five-figure debt load. YOU took out the loan. YOU chose the program / degree to study.

That's like me buying a Lamborghini, and then asking for a bail out, because I was seduced by their marketing.

My blood is boiling. What happened to personal responsibility? Accountability?

I nominate pornfan99, for above admitted indiscretions, and ass hatery.

 

[gmase]

I nominate pornfan99, for above admitted indiscretions, and ass hatery.

… and he is a gold member.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

… and he is a

… and he is a gold member.

So I HAVE a gold member.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I had a couple of vents, that weren't well received. Roe vs. Wade, post #41:

Well, well, well.. Da womens FINALLY will HAVE TO take accountability for who they let "hit it," raw. In the meantime, disregarding the 13 (!) forms of birth control available to them.

I feel N-O sorrow or pity for this decision - AT ALL. Maybe now da womens will keep their body counts in the double-digits .. dare I say single-digits? ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

================

And initiated a thread on the cancellation of student debt:

Historically I've voted for candidates and their policies, and not so much on party lines. Going forwards, I'm voting Republican PERIOD. Yes, even if that means the orange-faced revisionist history idiot.

I am completely disgusted that my tax dollars will be used to pay for someone else's decision to get an undergrad degree in underwater gender studies, and now they're a barista at Starbucks staring at a five-figure debt load. YOU took out the loan. YOU chose the program / degree to study.

That's like me buying a Lamborghini, and then asking for a bail out, because I was seduced by their marketing.

My blood is boiling. What happened to personal responsibility? Accountability?

I find nothing particularly shitty or stupid about either post but your self nomination is properly formatted and accepted. Congratsturbations.
Side note: please feel free to use this awesome meme to express your thoughts succinctly.