Chocolate Milk! Chocolate Milk! Hey Fellas, Is There Anything That Tastes Better Than Chocolate Milk?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I've been off dairy for a couple years now and it has been pretty good. Lost weight, kept it off, and I no longer have a desire to kill John Lennon. It was something someone told me that I couldn't get out of my head and now every time I see a gallon of milk I have to resist the urge to puke. I should amend this. I have to use butter almost every day and I'll still use cheese when needed but I'll never drink another glass of milk.

I'd tell you what that was but I don't have an axe to grind with big dairy. Or I'd share the picture my crazy ex girlfriend sent me after milking her disgusting goat.

 

[tvstrip]

Banana, Strawberry and Melon flavoured milk is pretty common in Asia