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LOLOL.. did you just read my teabagging post? It means to take your balls out and place them on the unsuspecting head of someone ******** or ****** out. The female equivalent is 'snailtracking' and involves getting the pussy wet and/or pissy and wiping it on yes.. the head.. of an unsuspecting...

I fucking love torpedo tits! ::makes little laser/firing sounds:: PEW PEW! TORPEDOS! ::subscribes to this topic:: As far as those fucking awesome bra's of the olden days.. in the words of Reese Witherspoon, Pleasantville: "I've worn some kinky **** in my day, but.. ::she turns sideways to...

Good luck with those memories. Let noone interupt you during this moment of intense bonding. You might want to lube up your FleshLight and place it on top of the radiator right now, too. Maybe write the name of a close friend or coworker on it. Maybe caress it and invite it to watch you play DX...

Only very lightly. I wouldnt want to hurt the TorCock. Nor your face. Sooo... my place or yours? .. did I do that right? I mean.. isnt it standard to ask my place or yours when a cock will be used? LOLOL Oh wait.. I have to buy you a ***** first, yeah? No.. the domino's PIZZA NOID! RAAWWRR!

You could throw bricks if you want, but I'm throwing my balls at his forehead. ::rimshot:: Excellent! My first teabagging joke of 2009!

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers !!! That is an awesome set. Fourth picture just SCREAMS 'Blowjob lips' and the fifth one has clearly visible bushcunny. Watch for the aborigines. I shouldnt have to mention.. but be very cautious. Every picture has.. ::looks around, suspiciously...

What Chef said. Except with more frustration. Sorta like a few weeks ago when he was mad. Except.. not. Because he's calm, cool and erected now. ::stroke stroke::

That's what you get for watching the Armageddon/Deep Impact special features back in your teenage years, ya spanknipple!

damn you non gamers. it's ARKANOID! In the greatest hits collections sometimes they remake the game in 3D, or make a circle in the middle and you have a tougher time protecting it as the ball can bounce from any/all sides. Try gamefaqs and the greatest hits from.. well ****.. who made it? Namco...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Ooh! Ooh! I didnt forget! I removed!

DOOD! It's overz at the www.stileproject.com where you can see it in FUCKING HIGH DEF! RIGHT ON! Click the link next to the guy.

I wouldnt discount the possibility of random, spontaneous blowing up. I mean.. have you SEEN Jennifer Tilly's TITS?! Gaw-daaamn. I'd play poke-her for years with that hawt 50-something chick.

So with such a COMPLETELY left wing president in the white house, everything right wing in the powerbase will only grow in strength with dwindling conservative (read: Consolidating power, growing more paranoid than before and searching for what the aging, fearful repub's who're licking their...

::clears throat, speaks up for the democrats:: ::actually.. wanders over to the restroom to itchy my ass with some TP:: Sorry. Been eating spicy foods lately. Ahem. If I had to put my finger on it.. which I feel I must.. post-assrape anger. While the dem's were fired up and full of zest...

Buy as in consistently? No. Have bought? Many times. I make sure to buy a new 20 pack of DVD's beforehand. ;) ;) Buy a month, download for weeks, burn to disc. Burn to disc. Burn to disc. Browse the *free ****** sites*. Burn some of that. Cancel membership the day before it renews. You have...

It was detained at guantanamo until recently. Along with Kumar and Harold they make their way while hilarious hijinks ensue. Btw, eat at White Castle. They completely condone stoner food. Like.. white castle.

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers It's coming. It's coming. She started out as a lactating MILK QUEEN who occasionally showed off her slit. Then she went all boring and decided two behemothean titties were enough. And ya know what.. they were. For a time. But the audience, the...

HAW! An expected side effect of this topic... now people are NEVER going to hear the original lyrics again. The songs are forever tainted when you listen to JUST that part. 'Big rise in crime.. big rise in crime..' Just friggin' classic. ;)

Useless opinion: I have no idea what baseball spending is like, but I hope the **** take the money and RUUUUUUN!! Outlast this depression and remake baseball when the time comes. We need classic games like baseball. It's just... American.

Doubly hot because I like MILF's and black chicks. Even with that said.. there's something.. distinctly American about her. She's so PLAIN black. Not ghetto black, not sexy black... just... like you'd find her watering roses in a suburbs black. Not the hawt I expected. Which probably makes her...

Whether we're dead or not, when the hell have we gained any of our money back? :P We're fucked whether we're dead or alive. Might as well let someone else benefit in case we die. Seems downright noble, if you want to justify it. :P

:::sticks my cock in you::: Mmm.. you take mine, I'll take yours. (STD's)

Ehhh.. half and half. Check the company out, see if the stock is heading straight to bankruptcy or doing okay. If it's doing okay, I say stick with it and just pick up a wife in the meantime. Consider it a financial decision. I'm sure the babies and mortgage will come shortly thereafter. Done...

Well then, I'll trade you my life. My parents dont call me cuz I'm disapointed with them and they dont want to hear reality. I love spiders and I let them make little webs in the corners of my apartment anytime. ;) My dick is hard all the time and my fleshlight.. if it had a mind and mouth it'd...

I'm religious, I just **** G_d. I'm open minded, I just **** other religions. I'm liberal.. I believe that a question like that has no answer. You cant prove this guy did it in a few days, you cant prove that it's millions OR billions. You cant prove ****. What the hell is so wrong with an...

Getting older scares (recently scaring. Recurring) the ****** fucking hell out of me. I see the numbers of my age. I see people around me having **** and buying houses and having plans.. I know the houses will be foreclosed, I know the **** will grow up in an America without a *****.. but that...

Ya know it's funny that your location says 'Imaginationland'. Girls like you for your cock and wallet. We like girls for how much they comfort us and their body. If any of those four things are lacking, you'll feel it sooner.. later.. and always. Bring your side to the table and you'll have a...

In a case of something like this, I believe in a very simple creed: "All things being equal, the simplest explanation is usually right" Soo all this drastic temperature/weather change happened during these last decades? Sorta coincides with the industrial revolution and humankind polluting the...

In Soviet Russia MAIL delivers YOU!

Example: B52's - Love Shack When I was a *** I had no fucking idea what they said when the music stopped... and I settled on: SHAAAAAAMMMMPOOO!... Rusted. Later yes.. I found they said tin roof rusted... AKA the girl got pregnant. Yeah yeah, stupid indecipherable lyrics. So what songs did you...

Am I lonely? Yes. Do I have a pet rock? It's still in the box. I worked at a toystore that sent out demo products and a fairy garden plus a pet rock kit (paint it, put googly eyes and a feather mustache on it! yayz!) was another. Damn you, blueballz. Damn you. Btw I much prefer the *******-up...

Was the power pill printed on the paper or are we supposed to wipe it off our analbung onto the paper and hear the power-up sound in our heads? Seems like such a waste.. or some sorta ********* blasphemy to wipe turd onto pac man. Then again, I dont have much ********* invested in Namco so much...

I dont think most **** will actually get it immediately. Or until puberty. With that said.. I do believe it is a bopbag/inflatable punching bag. Ya know.. for.. um, punching. Which is ironic considering that if one takes a sharp claw or otherwise 'slashing' object to it you'll burst it, destroy...

To defend my gender.. we do things like this because the female art of 'repression' and holding it inside until you explode are just plain unhealthy. You know how fun we can be.. try to stop watching an episode of Jackass after you've seen a few minutes. Like a car wreck you...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Huge breasts cause huge lapses in sanity. You have a dick, you know how it is!

Rush? About as much hypocrisy as the televangelists who are soon found out to be unfaithful, stealing money and abusive. Excellent to listen to when you want to find out what those idiots who dont know what's going on are thinking. Or want to think. Directed to think, even. If I had a dollar...

::clears throat:: Seeing as how you gave just about jack **** for specifications... here's my picks: Large areola, huge tits: Milena Velba Huge areola, large tits: Yanine Diaz Huge nipples, small areola: Bai Ling, plenty of chicks off tokyotopless. Asians just have huge nips. Bless their...

::reads thru:: worth kissing, sure. ::sound effect of a RECORD SKIPPING:: equilivulate.. what the deuce is this? ::skims back up:: That has an answered that's hard to equi.. ::page fault error in my mind, eyes go all wonky like Paris Hilton:: awww ****. You just crashed my mind. Dammit...

Ugh, street fighter. Keep your combos and repetition away from my MK series! Capcom + The trash bin = win. MK + SNK = epic win.

I prefer black girls and zoom angles, myself. But to each their own. Now visit Indiana for a week so we can have righteous, raucous midwestern sex already. Sheesh. I ask so little. ;) lolol

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Not that I'm complaining about a topic that just *feels like home* with all the laughs, tittering and bebreastacled pics.. but we need more Velba!

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Possible captions for this picture: "Donkey Kong Fetish" "If you like pussy colada.." "Emma tried desperately to get all her food groups in, to no avail." "The things you'll find in a Milena Velba topic defy rational explanation!" "BlueBallz...

Prayer and a daily regimen of jesus. Perhaps consuela, too.

Re: Does 'unnecessary use of *****' exist? I'd like to add that if all the goddamn times my job in retail had some meeting for useless bullshit for that needed to be done otherwise we'd get a shitstorm over us.. UGH.. my god, what the fuck do these non-military people worry about in America...

Ah, woody allen style shame and indignity. The bud ad had to use excess but Woody Allen is just so good at the whole embarassing, awkward thing it took only 15 seconds to reach a level of awful that I had to crawl into a ***** position and laugh myself to *****. Gawd I wish he would make a movie...

Mmm.. a calorie cake.. I shouldnt.. I cant.. ::looks away:: BUT I WANT TO! ::gobbles the cake down, drinks some skim milk and suddenly feels the anguish of a cupcake in my stomach.. screaming in pain as I slowly digest him:: FUCK! I thought that was a non-sentient cupcake. I have to ask my...

No matter what browser I use.. I always liked a new window/tab. Since tabs are so temporary these days, I often close them and just say fuck it. Leaving behind a short history of browsing. Ah well. Some anger, some loss. My dick will get over it. ::reopens a new friggin' bookmark tab to browse...

Re: Does 'unnecessary use of *****' exist? There are two things that need to be realized: The use of ***** is always questioned. Sometimes people just need their ass kicked a little bit here and there. Take the fight out of them. Some people flinch, some people cheer, some people cringe and...

Goddamn your cute fucking cupcake! Dont make me eat it! I will! ::holds it up::.. ... it's blinking and being happy. Fuck. ::sets it down and walks away ******:: Fucking pastry.

::pulls out my dick:: I am ready for the job, Mr. President! ::rimshot:: Sooo.. what species do I have to fuck to get some fermented liquid neurotoxin, around here?!