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Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the nasa shuttle Kepler. It's something year mission to go out and stare at **** with expensive binoculars is important because we need to boldly go where no dudemen have gone before. ::hits the warp button:: N1, TinyClaire. ;)

I am incredibly sexy and it's amazing how much restraint you're showing. Come, let me indulge your perverted fantasies about me munching at yo... AHEM, I'm great. And you?

Teeteees!

Pro Lifers. Oftentimes taking the hardline stance that there is no ACCEPTABLE version of abortion. Ignore the grey area, you deserve a kick to your brown area. Pink, too. Something I get a kick out of.. "Conservatives believe life is precious.. sacred.. UNTIL it's born, then fuck it. Dont put...

MINIATURECLAIRE! HOOAH! How you bee?

Found the demo and the full game on the 5th as a PS-Network download. Very decent beat-em-up. Almost wanna pay 20 bucks to get the full game but I prefer hard copies of my games. :P

SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN! No honestly, look over there at the shipyards. See? Men. Seamen, too. Little white swimmers.. we should get closer and see the men. Chef said he had something speshul planned. :shrugs:

No longer a member at her vagtastic voyage? ;)

This topic is SOO gonna blow up in popularity/posts these next couple of months. LOL Ultra High Quality pics of the uniform.. PLEAAASSE! HD-quality video of the sex scene, yes? Cmon cmon.. It's not too early to ask! (the day AFTER the opening LOL)

Sup village! How's Dixie doing these days?

Obvious answer: They're looking for justification and free legal advice. Not a debate or to be made fun of for what their teacher said didnt exist:A stupid question. ;) Sooo.. the real question is what kind of mindset does it take, or how much of a disrespect for porn do you have to have.. to...

If you read the graphic novel, then the story would appear simplified. If you had no idea what you were about to see, expecting perhaps one of those bubblegum-pop superhero movies from marvel.. hell no. Watchmen was long, dark and depressing with an ending and journey that actually made you...

Agreed, phillupbertrand. The boundaries are being removed... RIGHT when we have dick to spend on it. Hmph. One of the building blocks of our existence and the last guy had to stay away from it to satisfy a religious need to.. what, exactly? Ignore that which reminds us how human we are? Fix...

::clicks topic reluctantly:: .. the hell? ::reads last reply:: .. the hell? ::clicks reply and tried hard to add something new, maybe witty.. just anything beneficial to the topic at all:: ... THE HELL?!?

I forget if it was a line from the movie/novel or from one of the cast/crew... "There is no good or evil. Just good and evil." It's not clear cut, there isnt a clean conscience for anyone, things have to be done and toes will always, ALWAYS be stepped on in the name of good and evil. You cant...

Trying to sue for stolen goods is like.. that dumbass chick that ran to the police station and complained on her neighbor that came over and stole her weed. ::rolls eyes, sighs and facepalms, has a coniption fit and ****** in disgust all at the EXACT same time.. THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONE...

I forget who (or how many thousands of people) voted for the addition of a seperate forum to post political topics in.. but the two off-limits/provoking subjects of religion AND politics need a place to reside beside general chat. General chatters dont want it, and political posters dont want...

Six months. Pffft. But seriously.. the months I've spent were some of the slowest times of my damned life. It was like being four years old again : Time just didnt move. The food tasted like cardboard. The people were of questionable use as conversationalists, let alone people you have to spend...

Fixed.

I use it all the time. I check the ranking, click the graph and see how they fared over time. Just the other day I checked and saw that when Dixie Dash was actively posting on the board she majorly spiked in popularity. It has, of course.. gone back down quite a bit. I check major names if I'm...

Porn pictures that could easily be liable as posting copyrighted material by the porn sites = not okay. Pics of dogs that're completely harmless = Eh, what's the damage?

The last president shat on various historical rules such as free speech and privacy. This president wants to take away guns. Why do conservatives get so 'up in arms' ::chuckle:: about firearms? Most of us are white, middle-class Americans who have *NO FUCKING NEED* for them. Is the caucasian...

My kinda girl! If I ever have **** I want 10 just like her!

:shrug: Many Americans have stage fright. If he knows exactly what to say next, he can focus on looking confident and interested in what's going on around him. Me? I'm always confident. Lemme tell you the secret.. ass pennies. I *** you not, my friends. When I meet someone new.. someone...

Hawt. Cute, cute face for a bodybuilder, too. Just imagine all the chores that she'd do instead of you. "Buffy dear.. would you open this bottle of pickles and .. dammit, I cant get this box onto the closet shelf. Couldja help me? Thanx. Oh hey later ya wanna pick up the ****? No.. I dont mean...

::cue Sarah Silverman walking in with a guitar, sitting down and starts strumming:: Ya know Jimmy.. I have something to say to you.. ::Matt Damon walks in and sits next to Sarah:: Hey Jimmy, I'm Matt Damon. ::she starts strumming faster:: I'm fucking Matt.. ::Obama walks in and knocks tha...

Pffft. Understanding women? Easy. Being completely content with the reality that women are like a hurricane? Hard. Can we predict what a hurricane will do? Yes. Will they rock you like a hurricane? ::sets GH to expert and picks up my controller:: Do we fall in love with women, wank to women...

Eh, I'm partial to Ann Coulter. There's just something really jewish about hating who you wanna love on. Heh heh.. heh...aheh.. eehh.. err, oy vey. :sigh:

Group sex? Older, hairier and mildly overweight suburban couples who went thru a midlife crisis or an extremely liberal ********* do this with their neighbors and close friends to try each other out and keep life interesting. Gangbang? A bruised, possibly ******** hole or two.. many, many...

There's also been recent sightings of multiple, numberous Obama threads. Except mostly with complaints. Weird, huh? According to some gossip rag I saw on a magazine rack President Bush is suicidal, having affairs, believes Obama is out to *get him* and perhaps even conferring with ***** powers...

Translation: "During a 1 on 1 match between Muggsy Bogues and Shaquille O'Neal the score was painfully one-sided as Bogues struggled desperately to sink any buckets. When Barack Obama was substituted the score CONTINUED to be one-sided. The audience stares in disbelief while common sense that...

Actually I believe that was Becks...Poamr. And Jessica Simpson. Yeah.

Timbo loves penis. Twice, daily. (You sooo set yourself up with that one. :P On-topic: The gist of what you're saying is there but the sentence structure is still in your native language. Google translator isnt perfect. ;) )

G'luck with Prof. Volupt. I just dont get that guy.. but from what I read, he's right along with my own thoughts that we agree that he's quite bipolar. Not that he changes positions so much as.. he's neither. He's just sorta *there*. He likes this, but he backs off. He agrees with this, but he...

Ahem... www.NaughtyOffice.com

Damn this economy, I have need of 28 bucks to feed my dick some healthy Dixie Dash website! Time to start kissing ass at work. ;) Your hips will be in my mind often.

E. A. Sports. It's in the gay. Welcome to Monday Night Mortal Football and I'm your host, Turdy McCrapkins. With me, our special guest host Annie Sprinkle. Well it's an exciting lineup we've got tonight, isnt it Annie? ::she pisses all over the place and points to her cervix:: Well said...

"Do you know what I really want in a girl? Me." I believe the bloodhound gang claim that lyrics as their own. So useful, tho.

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? Shake Chuck Norris' hand and the power is temporarily bestowed on you. Of course your heart will explode around the 8th girl if you have an existing condition, and after the 10th you'll simply die of exhaustion.

If you're talking about my ex girlfriend.. yes. She was way more fun when she was dating me. Perhaps the contrast between this coming 'greater depression' and the excess of the 80s.. stupidity of the 90s.. and OMGWTF of the 2000s is just now obvious enough to be 'glaring'. Or you're getting...

Um.. I dont get it. So here ya go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GRsAiFOMs

Indeed. All this discussion over here.. prevents the problem over there.. from being recognized. Stop pollution just to stop pollution. What's so 'bad science' about that? Since when did we need a real reason to stop pumping **** into our lungs? :P

Name of the thread: GAY! Pink... dolphins.. alright, where's the pride parade? Cmon, dont make me call up FAGTA and see where this dolphin is performing cabaret while in drag for an audience of people both ******** and PERFORMING beefeater. That's a gin, in case you dunno. It's also.. eh, you...

Ehh, I'm partial to Milk of Magnesia or for a slower, more tasty attempt.. (beforehand) 70% dark chocolate, dip in the 1/2 sugar free peanut butter and enjoy with milk until you're fill. The next day you'll hear that familiar anal artillery sound as you fire off into the toilet and groan in both...

Greetings, Mr. Dafoe. ::rams the mug into you:: YOU'RE BEING MUGGED TOO! Guah haaa heee!

Is it just me or between watching Gia and ABC's Lost.. her tits became tons bigger? What'd she do, have a few ****? Start saline injections? Use titty-rogaine (with titoxadil) for women?!

I like the whole literal accepting of the term global warming. No, it doesnt mean we're going to go tropical. It means hotter summers, colder winters, random weather and global analsex of the climate. People can argue it's a hoax, a conspiracy or whatthefuckever. The reality is that it's here...

::laughs:: Ehh.. it's not bad. When I was 13 a certain low resolution video of a girl fingering herself was the hottest thing ever. When I was 15 Jenna Jameson was the hottest thing ever. When I was 17.. ::busts into song:: IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR! Ahem. When I was 19, I found ALS scan and...

He isnt a 'sure thing' for failure. He's a sure thing for dangerous times. A figurehead who talks and talks and convinces and brainwashes... that's never a safe thing. It's an enemy of the people who should be put down like a feral mutt lest they find a cult following (or a large marketshare of...

heh heh.. it might be really simple and literal, but I got a chuckle out of it. Bad jokes are ofentimes the most memorable. For instance.. ::walks over to the coffee maker, picks up a coffee mug:: Observe. ::pours the coffee out, then quickly rams the mug into my chest and face repeatedly...