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Re: Can a regular guy ever get onto a pornset and just sit in the background and watc Hah hah. Very Funnie, Doug.

::huge fucking sigh:: There is almost no way ... that your porn pictures and photoshop **** would be infected. Even if it was, there's almost no way that it'd infect the new stuff. Better yet, yeah.. g'head and believe whatever the antivirus programs tell you. It's perfectly safe. :flicks off...

The Guy Game - PS2/Xbox Rumble Roses XXX - Xbox Plumbers dont wear ties - Panasonic 3DO Leisure Suit Larry 8:Magna Cum Laude - PC/PS2/Xbox Newgrounds.com - Dating sims section.

When are they going to just release an expansion disk with like.. EVERY song on it? Downloadable content is good if you want one or two songs.. maybe the full CD or your favorite band.. but fucking hell I've got a PS3 and BluRay could hold the whole fucking catalog of content if they'd just...

I believe the 'Jana Cova:Silver Bullet' is free. I cant remember any of the others.. I never really use MyFreeOnes galleries so much as the babe listings. :shrug:

The U.S. has been the biggest contributor for years upon years. Hell, we dropped care packages in Afghanistan right alongside bombs. ****** money, if you ask me. Give them some **** tools and rice and a few months later they could be self-sustaining. That's as much help as I could hope to volunteer.

I can identify with that. My idiot *** wont even talk to me.. some chick thought I was askingher out 'cuz I was trying to cheer her up on valentine's day. ... ... ::huge WTF look:: Just because I have a cock doesnt mean I want to put it inside you, vain fucking idiot. Ugh. Honestly I should be...

I've heard this sentiment many, many times before. Then I slinked away before the mods ****** the person that said it. LOLOL

Doesnt exist. Learn japanese and get your hentai fetish going. Otherwise.. give it up already. NOT.GOING.TO.HAPPEN.

The first piece of onion news I actually laughed my ass off at. Way to go.. they're learning.

Music never died. A couple of assholes who made music did. That's as simple and symbolic as I want to get. There's plenty to listen to and not enough time to listen to it all.

*******... more human than human? I think the idea of humanity is as false and composed of grandeur as the whole American-***** thing. Neither exists but it's still talked about in some legendary manner. Humanity isnt humane. We never find cruelty a wanting trait. :(

Bullshit has been called. Judges, we're going to need a ruling on this one.

::laughs my fucking ass off at the lightsaber duel pic:: Darth Vader vs. Master Obama's mastery... WHO.WILL.WIN?!

There is no quick fix. Your vagina will be empty tonight. Get over it. Echinac.. ya know what, it's too late.. it wont help. Stop worrying.

Easy girls? They're easy. If you can fulfill all her needs, then you're the one keeping her true. Not her. Fulfill... satisfy.. and hope. That's the way mine have always been. Good luck.

Well there's the usual board rules.. and then there's guessing which words, hosts and etcetera are ******. I have no idea what sites are ****** besides RS and the like. We can only guess what the WTF?WTF?WTF? actually points to. Censoring words: Done. Educating us what site not to use: Not done.

We leave the rest for Aces&Jacks. He enjoys tearing the meat off the bones as they scream...

Mini mini mini mini mini mini!! Whereyoube whereyoube?

My previously cut hours are coming back... not to pre-crisis levels but way more than enough to pay bills and eat. *WHEW*. My tax refund should be deposited within the next week and for once.. I'm actually relaxing instead of worrying.

Somebody ask the driver for the code to that fatality. He might've been the first to unlock it.

"So much"? This is actually a tiny step towards humane treatment, go figure. China isnt a place you want to break the law in. Or live in, for that matter. LOL And china has never been civil, so it's not a surprise.

Thar be females on FreeOnes?!? Reeeeaaaalllly.... hmm. Wishful thinking that a female other than the oft OCSM stays for very long. They're sorta driven off, one way or another.

Seeing as it's pretty obnoxious to see that every so often.. and new board members make topics/posts and ask what it means pretty regularly.. I thought I'd dole some common sense. Change WTF? to BannedWebsite!BannedWebsite!BannedWebsite! Maybe DoNotLinkToThisSite or...

You didnt think your argument thru before you typed it, didja? LOLOL :P Manual wheelchair + ***** = walk away with the purse. Briskly if necessary.

If they still made those books I'd own every fucking one of them. The most fun I've had while reading until those fateful days in my 20s when the missus wanted the use of my crotch during a vanity fair reading. Mmmm. Shame she's a complete fucking nutcase, now. Ah well. I have ****, and I have...

Re: Are you Fuckin Serious? ::WTF face for about a minute while reading:: ... several layers of skin, broken iPhone.. oh, whew. For a second I thought it was a useful human being. Anyone that can afford that phone isnt worth sorrow. ::regains some composure:: Still..it's..um.. bleh. parts of...

It's.. um.. ..-_-; It's something. Something I havent played. :(

M. MMMMM. MMMM. M to the M and M plus M equals MM Squared. Divide by dog. MMMMMMM!!!!

You've captured the American way of life perfectly. Extend that to the females and ****, too. S'pose you can include the ****** pets, too. Little, wasteful things.. domesticated ******* = vanity. Doncha think? They cant sustain their own lives nor provide useful labor. If I had a dollar for...

Except for terrain deformation, I got all my 'destructive cravings' under control with Mercenaries2:World In Flames. Take out any sign/tree/building/person/friggin' anything! The game was also pretty challenging towards the end, too. Not bad. Red Faction 1 was cheesy but fun to play. Didnt get...

Eventually, yes. Alongside RE5 and God Of War3. ;) Dunno when I'll honestly get 'em.. lack of hours at my job makes game purchases sort of a big issue. :( Played the demo, plenty. Excellent bullet time.. perfect atmosphere and scares, and that battlesuit ya walk around in was kickass.

If I had a dollar for every X360 fanboy who vouched for the system... then tells you how many times they've had to send it back to microsoft for the RedRingsOfDeath... I cant even laugh at that, anymore. The good news is that after they stop producing 360s they'll very quickly dwindle down to...

I doubt there's a worry for vampire-zombies.. but the gist of the BOOK that is known as 'I AM LEGEND' deals with this scenario. You try to cure something in a radical new way and end up causing something bigger... something monumentally detrimental to it all. There's truly no way to test it...

A government built by people.. served by people.. and based around people.. is subject to the base desires, shortcomings and limitations, shortsighted greed of the very public it is trying to serve best. That system of 'checks and balances' will only stand for so long before corruption topples...

I like Olivia La Jolie, personally. I wantz to fuckz her in da buttz! YAYZ!

Makes 'em look natural, eh? My hands. With my hands they look and even feel like nature intended. AKA put to good use. ;) Nice explanation there, brod. I always knew you had diarrhea of the keyboard. Next time dont write so much, it took me like five minutes to read that. LOLOL But, eh.. The...

You leave my fiance outta this! ::carefully removes all the syringes from her winehole before sex::

Certainly. When the full game comes out. :P

Um.. no. If the other side doesnt act humanely, what does that say about us if we stoop to that level? It has to stop somewhere. Somewhere in the whole self defense.. protecting the homeland thing.. we're MAKING more enemies than discovering them. Excuse me.. MADE more. Our current president is...

Ehh, not a fan of any of them. Not anymore. Beckinsale's tits .. they're just *not quite right*. Now before that, in her Pearl Harbor days. Yes. Cute. Rhona I sorta like, but she's not in enough movies for me to get a full lusting. :(

And here I thought this day would never come! Whew, time to brush up on my survival skills and stockpile some weapons'n'ammo. I wonder if human tastes any good...

Dunno how to (generally) play poker. So many diff. variations.. texas hold 'em, rory's spank'em.. etc. Other than that, I just have no interest in it. Plus I'm posting from a PS3 where I cant install jack ****. lol

As a friend of mine with a much higher IQ (and not just because he never drinks and I've probably gotten rid of a Terri-Schiavo amount of 'smarts' up there from the bottle) once said to me regarding college grads with business degres.. "At which point did they decide to just give up?" Useless...

What up, homegirl? How's you's be's hanging's? Word.

"Now reporting from the bureau of the friggin' obvious, it's Richard Dickman!"

The sudden, overwhelming desire to wank off to something cute? I dunno. I dont think I've ever wanked to cute. I like dirty. Now if one of the MILFs out there were to recap the star wars story.. add a few cusses, maybe throw in a joke or two. Wankij.

I'm all for tazer satellites. "orbiting control, this is precinct 13 out of Delaware.. require assistance, repeat we require assistance" ::cue a visual of a satellite opening it's bay doors and repositioning:: "Delaware you are go for tazer strike. Commencing." ::pan up to the sky quickly...

Not to rain on your parade.. but you just saved a druggie. (Temporarily) He'll be at it again, one of these days. Best of luck the second and third times. :sigh:

You have to do like the old indians did it. **** them, then eat their heart to gain their power. It worked in 'Ravenous'!