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::berserker rage:: I TIRE OF THESE KINDS OF TOPICS! Go gay4pay for a few years and that's it! End of story! There is no BUSTING into the porn biz the same as there's no shortcut to the top of WHATEVER job you choose! You might be the most shrewd negotiator in the world but that doesnt mean the...

"Please sir, can I have some more?" ~Oliver. The penis. "These are my friends.. see how they glisten.. you are warm in my hand.. my lucky, lucky friend.. soon you will drip precious (pearls)..." ~Sweeney Todd

::shrug:: A dying industry clinging to whatever it can reach. Let the music companies spiral into the abyss. Long before 'The Man' sued napster, took legal action against ******** or had it's ties cut from HARMONIX... they were assholes who stifled creativity and diversity in lieu of radio play...

Waiting patiently. :smile:

You may laugh but that isnt stopping my dick from standing up and staring at ya!

Can they all see it? Havent they told you how sexy it is? WHO ARE THESE CRAZY PEOPLE AND WHY ARENT THEY WANKING OFF TO YA?!

Y HELLO THAR! I like your sig pic. Very nice. Anyone else appreciating it as much as I am?

Variety shows = Death. What is this, decades past and Chuck Barras-sponsored? Did sonny and cher feel like lending a hand? A variety show will fail. All the more likely because you watch the guy cuz it was one of 'The Late Show's. Whatever, I'm just not a fan of anyone but Conan, and not enough...

o_O The mind wanders to various ******* thoughts. Then I remember that she's a corn-fed gal in hollywood (read: without a personal trainer.. and when she reaches her 20s and the teenage metabolism wears off.. say hello to lardy o'fat McSaturated Buttersticks.) who in a short span of time...

My thoughts were the exact opposite. Attempting to cure someone else, you find yourself infected. But not with something gay, per se. Something a little more.. immunodeficiency.

I've found the best aphrodisiac... the most successful turn-on ever.. give her a platinum line of credit. Ooh, let's play a sexy game! Okay.. one.. two.. three. Oh sorry. Plastic beats panties. I win. ::thrust thrust thrust thrust::

As where Visa is to 'service charges' as Sprint is to 'allowing the downtrodden, poor and just-fuckin'-ghetto' to use their phones and service plans. Verizon is a step up, but not by much. Who can afford top-notch providers these days, eh?

I much rather prefer futa pics to shemales. Futa chicks are truly chicks with dicks. Shemales are just guys with tits. So, sooo very hard to find a cute guy. With tits. And a dick that hasnt atrophied to a mushroom cap. So while I appreciate the shemale side of porn.. it's just too difficult to...

Dont tell me it's a one-time shot. Cmon FO friends, let us change our titles, already! It's another personalized thing we could use to distinguish ourselves besides avatars, signatures and dickpics posted on private websites available only to select IP's within AFA's IP range. Or not.

How you doing tonight, Clairebear? I heard a rumor that you could join hustler for a dollar. lolol

This one time.. at Stile Project.. I found a video of a shemale (attractive but not 100% believable) fucking a pregnant chick and I beat off and came really hard. It was just so wrong, my dick felt so right.. I came with a great ***** that night. But hours later in the morninglight, I felt quite...

*********** = Fair Game. That zombiehole is soooo sexable.

A rich guy died. A worker in retail smiles. The country is that much closer to equilibrium. I am pleased.

::whips out cock and starts supporting:: Probably not what they had in mind.. but this is my way of showing it.

The best things in life cum on-camera. ;)

Bureau of the obvious: Welcome to 4chan. May I take your PedoRder? Ehhh.. I feel like 13 today. Meal number 13, that is. ::whew::

Today was gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you, By now you shoulda somehow realized what you hafta do.. I dont believe that ANYBODY feels the way I do.. about you now.

Ya know.. if I was gay this would be some sort of match made in heaven. Except no way am I going to the gym. Fuck that. Fuck running, fuck lifting. I did that **** in the army and it takes too much effort.. for too little gain. So I could do 100 pushups in 60 seconds at one point in time.. and...

The neck break is very decent. Thanks for the reply, cycster. ;)

You're so gay. What is it with the gym and the whole gay scene? lol ;) What do I do? Cocktails. Some gaming. Some Mystery Science Theater 3000. Wanking a lot. Talking to my 3 friends. Browsing for wank. Posting at FreeOnes (Look at my post count, for fuck's sake) and waiting. For what? My ex to...

Oooh.. civilian security *****? Holy **** I'm a jew, sign me up for gestapo duty! It's only 10% sad at this moment.. that I'm completely serious. I need money. They need smiling yet persistent people. Sign me up.

Aye. I've bought Mahjong Tales, Pixeljunk Monsters and Linger In Darkness off the PSN. Decent stuff.. it's just sort of FUCKING LAME they dont let you copy these games to a flash drive or PSP. Although.. technically I cant do jack **** with my PSP besides use it as a storage device.. 'cuz it's...

It only took 2-3 generations of Americans to STOP listening to their parents and friends.. who had survived thru the great depression. "Back in my day we saved soap shavings! We praised above for a scrap of shoe leather we could eat! We lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the...

Uht.. uht.. LINKIJ! Cmon, I know youtube doesnt like copyrighted material.. even if it's posted by the copyright owners.. so how about a short (legal) clip somewhere else? ComedyCentral.com? FunnyOrDie? Btw, that joke is great no matter who tells it.

Well DC crippled themselves by releasing 2 'possibly conflicting' characters in a short time from their comic books. Dark Knight had Joker. Everyone KNOWS him, he's a part of American culture. What isnt known are the watchmen. You have a guy called 'The Comedian' who is basically a good guy...

' Good evening, this is the WFRE 1 news, with me is Cornie Holio and I'm Tim Algodon. Our breaking news story tonight involves the end of the internet, a nation's addiction and how it affects YOU. Joining us live at the scene is Peter O'Coolio. Pete-dawg? What's with those crazy white people...

::insert the sound of crickets chirping when civic isnt allowed to boot up his comp AND would probably be replying to a thread::

MOST CUTEST IS NOT PROPER ENGLISH! But if I ignored your shitstain on the scrolls of english grammar.. Trisha Uptown or Lil Coco(when she's not taking dick)

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You'll have my ******'s tit when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! ::suck suck suck suck:: Mmm.. bewbie.

The tournament bombed like a country music festival in New York. Like a mini-marathon at a veterans home. Like Barbra Streisand covering Disturbed songs. EDIT: Oh you are fucking kidding me, freeones has a porn listing for Barbra FUCKING Streisand? Oh my dick is so torn between hating and...

DUDE THE KEG IS EMPTY! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU DEMOCRAT BASTARD! TAKE YOUR LIBERAL WHORE AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY! "Stifler is holding a party but only nude liberals are invited. Death to con's!"

::laughs my fucking ass off:: facetious.. sense.. say it isn't so.. I thought they were sworn enemies. I see the ***** has found ways to blend into society. ::does the secret ***** handshake with face:: Welcome to earth! They accept you in superficial, pornographic and sugary ways now! YAYZ...

Aye. A few things annoy the **** out of me in Indiana... the HOOSIER (who's there? when you knock on a door. I **** you not, that's the only thing you'll ever hear.) state. Everybody calling it pop.. and why the fuck does everybody play euchre? How do you play that? It barely makes sense. Anyway.

Cow milk has all the nutrients a COW needs. Human milk has human enzymes, nutrients.. blah blah. It's extremely good for you no matter the age. Geez, you guys are being awful pussed out about something that comes out of a tit. You wouldnt have to ***** it at room temperature if you dont want to...

::sits back and waits for the after-action report:: G'luck.

Is make wind fat lard at people? I question thee at thus and recommend thoroughly bung cleansing. Is only Yoda here were perhaps translation possible alas no, not to be. Sex and sadness wait during period distresses make abstinence.

Excellent sig, my dear. ;)

Mmm. Now that's tasty. Show those off! Cut some glass with those hard nipples!

Well we COULD explore those oceans, but it's so friggin' wet and cold. Cant see worth a damn. Now in space.. we can see so far away that we're actually looking at what was there a few minutes ago, and a few years ago.. and very possibly things that died long ago but we still see the light coming...

::is thankful there were no pictures on the wiki page:: I'm already mildly disturbed by the whole crawling/itching sensation and fibers stuck in sores. I wouldnt want to see it just this moment. And to think I was in the mood for some boobies. Bedamned diseases! ::fist shake::

Definitely. I liked the prototype you sent awhile back. It was perfect. You made some great points in it.

No no NO! GERPHAIDS! Doy.

Pffft, you're a cupcake. Stop sugarcoating the issue that there's stuff to be found here. All that sweet talk isnt going to fatten up our wallets with the money saved. NASA has always sprinkled their money liberally onto space projects. But it's a nice sentiment, tho. Oh well.

Dont be so hard-onpeniscock the guy, it's hardstiffrigid to make AIDSherpeswarts funny. I sat here for about fivetenfifteen minutes trying to think of some clever way.. an offensive way, some sortakindamaybe way to make an AIDSsyphilisgonorrhea joke or story that might gather a...