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Studies conducted by me more than suggest.. but have found a firm, steady link between fucking.. and humans. Humans fuck. They like, love, want, and try.. to fuck all the goddamn time. Hearing people talk about fucking makes other people want to fuck. Sorta like.. when you hear ******** it makes...

Your GF is attractive. Ego: Satisfied. My desire to see tits: Disapointed. My next thought: image.. BAM! ima...g...e... BAAAAMM! ::makes a karate chop motion:: Image BAM! ima.. err. Hm. ::wanders away::

I figured it was the right and just thing to do. Beat everyone else to the punch.. after all some members might actually WANT to post their cock. I just wanna lampoon them in that moment between where the thought forms in their head.. and after they've clicked post and realize.. why the hell...

There are plenty of sites devoted to it already. Dunno about porn downloading, tho. I've found a few BB's where people share a tiny selection of HQ stuff to satisfy my needs. Not that those do me any good on this playstation3 with a complete lack of winrar/sevenzip. Sooo.. my dick suffers, the...

In the odd case I really, REALLY want to see the local news I'll put a few quarters in a box and pull a paper out. But.. why?! Newspapers are so, SO behind the times. If I want instant news I just pull my up my browser and stare at my homepage. I get to see who died before they even died. Of...

First.. I dont have MSN. Second.. I dont even have a computer, anymore. I'm browsing on a PS3. (if the economy magically bounces back I'll get a PC again) Third... you have a PS3, yeah? Arent you l3ggy, the RE5 maniac? I dunno. msg me back when ya can. :P

What the fuck are all those numbers? My first car was a... err.. ::gives it some thought:: A blue.. chevy.. something. It had fuel ********* and 4 cylinders. I'm not entirely sure but.. it sucked tons.. upon tons.. of ass. Sort of like a go kart posing as a car.

::stifles a huge laugh:: FreeOnes is so against ******* downloading it isnt even worth a laugh. They wouldnt add a warez section if you were to take over the bandwidth billing! :P

How far are you guys from your jobs, 20 friggin' miles? Buy a friggin' bike or start walking. Geez. Now if you start complaining about food I can empathize. But can you honestly move closer to your job, get a lower rent and entirely skip your drive to work? If yes.. stop whining. If no.. sorry...

What Willy Worm said. But you'd have to pay these bills in order to get me: Rent. Power/Water Food/***** Whores/Strip joints Gotta include those last two. I'd bareback every last whore I find.. by the end of the first year my dick would fall off, disown me and cuss me out for a week. (including...

In my butthole. I've got this nagging hemmorhoid that keeps rupturing... while it's healing I keep having this pleasurable itch but it's not like I can just grab some paper, jam it up my ass and start scratching it during the middle of my shift in full view of the public. So I clench. I sit and...

Fuck you, you ****-licking ass eater. You get on your knees and beat your little dick until it cums. Dont you fucking dare hit my carpet, you cum on yourself and gather it up and eat it, you worthless sack of ****. After you've cum I'm going to rub my cunt on your face until you're hard, then...

Hearing Obama news from one of the biggest opponents on this board.. Which is sort of like hearing about what is gay and what isnt from someone who considers himself the straightest, most heterosexual guy. Those who feel the **** and disgust think way more about it than those of us who 'JUST...

Cheffy *** dont you dare go to the club! You need to save that money for food and the move! Unless you're guaranteed to get laid. Then I'd say go for it.

::puts the cursor over the options:: ::thinks about them:: ::re-reads all the posts:: ::closes this tab on the browser::

A woman saying she wants communication is like a guy asking a girl who she has dated/fucked/sucked/threesome'd/fisted/*****-sex'ed with. It's a good idea.. until it actually happens. Then you're disapointed. A month later you're fine and all, but both parties have then become used to it. My...

::thinks:: I'd like to know what all you mods/admins look like! Other than that I'm drawing a blank for suggestions. I think there needs to be like.. a pub somewhere in the world with the name freeones on it. Members should get a 50% off discount.. and there should be visible nudity all over the...

I can, indeed. this thing wont let me burn DVD's or edit photos, tho. BUT I LOVE MAIL!

Well they wouldnt be able to charge 2 bucks per song or song pack. Soon as they stop sending out DLC they should throw it all on a disc and charge full game price. Of course they should also add more clothes.. accessories.. hairstyles, etc, etc. (50 to 60 bucks)

Nope. No computer to send mail with. I'm browsing the net using a playstation three! Oh the shame! You know how hard it is to fap using a video game controller to browse the net? Well.. I suppose you dont. So you better fly over to the states (with only lingerie as spare clothing, please) and...

::thinks:: Club soda or *****. I've never used either for such stains.. but I hear that club soda gets out just about everything. And *****.. well that ***** livers and brain cells so it's just common sense that it'll **** a small puddle of unborn ******** just as well. Either way.. when...

Well earlier I was beating off.. before that I was at work. Before that ********.. then I was really, really *****. I dont remember much about that. Before that I was mildly *****. I think I beat off once then, too. Then I wanted to get *****, but I was at work. Before that ********. Then I...

Not to be a sourpuss or nitpicker.. but.. why couldnt this be enabled for ALLLL members? We need a place to put our dick pics and wallpaper collages too, ya know!!! ;) :P :( :O

What. The.Fuck? I have absolutely no idea what language that is. And to make even more sense.. why go to an english board.. read english posts.. and make.. oh.. wait. I get it. Very funny. Hah hah. "I dont know really" indeed. Except.. by funny.. I mean not really. Nope. Not even a smidgeon of...

"We are now at war. At war with terrorism." ~George W Bush That was incredibly vague.. ya know.. the whole point of the last president's two terms. We're at war with an idea? How can we win a battle against an intangible belief in doing harm to another country? You cant **** or imprison an...

Nope. If I switched genders and had the exact same life.. then I would've been burnt so many fucking times by the other sex that I'd wonder why the hell I still even consider myself heterosexual for them. Then again.. if I had tits and a hole I just might make use of it for a job. Doubt I'd get...

::still out of it:: I woke up and the clock said 6:50P and I did the 'OH FUCK IS IT 10 MINUTES UNTIL WORK?!' dance. When my common sense flooded back into me I walked to my living room to see that the sun was actually up.. thus.. not 7 in the morning. I walked back to the bedroom and downed a...

About as humane as Dixie Dash's body! That shape is just a cruel, cruel tease. I have this cock, you have that body.. what's the deal there, Dixie? How come I'm not getting laid, eh? Ya know what really grinds my gears..

The whole idea of antivirus is ancient. The browser should be able to stop bad code/bad downloads when it happens. The OS should ask whether or not to install it when appropriate. Not every-last-fucking-executable like Win Vista... but when actually situation-appropriate. Were you browsing...

::reads her wiki:: Why is she popular, again? Why did her *** get 15 minutes of fame? Does she have a ***?! She's not exactly attractive, either. Sorta.. like a corn-fed gal without the 50 extra pounds to actually show for it. Saw a picture where she's standing next to Ashley Tisdale.. just...

Bjork? Lol.. but she's so... insane. An artist has to show her true colors, sing them out and see what happens to truly be accepted. Bjork is batshit insane. Not that I'm complaining... I'd taste her hole anyday.

She looks to be in her 20s. Arent ballgirls/boys supposed to be like.. teenagers? They run around, they use their endless energy..they're not supposed to be sexual objects. No way is that a ballgirl. She's too.. fuckable. (noone posted an age, dont **** meeee!)

Agreed. Complete... overrated.. bullshite. For the record, if she's legal I'll punish her myself. Let Max Hardcore film it. If she's not... um, she has a ***, right? Whatever happened to parental concern? I could've sworn she has Achey Breaky Heart for a ***. (dont remember his real name, nor...

Re: Octomom bailout...seriously? WTF??? Wouldnt play on this system. Summary, please?

Metallica. (ugh.) Creed.(just no.0 Disturbed.(Get down with your own sickness.) Rob Thomas.(Emo lyrics.. every single song. Always whining.) Anyone off these Idol type shows. Daughtry, Clay Aiken, etc. The Doors. (Dropping acid does not make you an artist.) Elton John (Used to make music. Then...

Mmm.. been a fan for a long, long time. Still have your ALS scan stuff laying around nearby. Never fails to arouse and excite. ::bows respectfully:: Enjoy your victory. ;)

... have no idea who any of those ladies are. Sooo.. I recommend Kylie Wylde or Janine Lindemulder. Depending on if you like younger or older. ;)

Your local *********** should have some. Not the dealer that deals mostly in weed.. the one that also sells nose candy and vein-parties. They'll have it or at least be able to get it. Btw.. dont actually use it for getting laid. You run many risks that noone needs to mention. Just do it the...

I tell ya, it's not often that I get to neg-rep someone. Thank you for the opportunity and guilt-free opportunity. Judging from your demeanor.. maladjusted australian or asshole indian? The lack of tact... I've found only in those two groups. Mostly Indian, tho. If I had a dollar for every time..

ahh, ****. ::starts retracting my dick:: Fucking borneo people cant leave a guy's cock alone. Assholes.

Whether you're a law abiding citizen or a rampant ****** of the legal system... ya just dont fuck with the police. Cuz they can legally fuck with you right back. Waiting in line is the proper thing to do. But gets you nowhere. Calling someone incompetent is sure to get you jack ****. What.. you...

GUAH HAH HAHHH! All your minidogs are belong to hot dog bun!

Meh. I do not harbor anything above slight-likability for that ass. But it was a nice try. ;)

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers The cun shall be glorious. Amazing. Spreadtacular pink, luscious goodness... I may have to turn the voltage down on my cock.. lest I blow the transformer box outside. The power of the Milena-gasm will be that charged.

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers I've only seen five pics and I think it's her best set, yet. Nicely filthed, fartimus.

It's alright but I dont have a genetic predisposition toward it. ::cowers in the corner, eating tuna salad and listening to evanescence:: Dont judge me! meeeeh!

Natural techniques? Use your dick many times per day. A vascular organ gets bigger with bloodflow and exercise.. and stays bigger over time. There ya go. Now stop yer whining about yer cock size. :P

Stereotypes exist because this is the **** they actually do. And often. White and nerdy... watermelon and chicken... beheadings from the religion of peace.. All too true to be fictional. :P

Nice enough to bump it after 5 months! WHOOHAH!

Indeed. Threads should be repped like people.. for better or worse. ;)