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The langoliers. ::runs away::

Released by the bureau of the obvious this week, whofuckingcares by the ohmygawdareyoufuckingkiddingme?! is the next section of files to be released to the public by the freedom of information act. In these files we examine the politics of Iran. Iran so far away, I couldnt get away. For some...

Sooo, soooo wrong. .. she'll actually carefully lay the french fries across the BigMac in zigzagged order, squish a ketchup packet onto it, carefully open the salt and shake onto the ketchup so it sticks. Put the bun back on top, offer it to her freshly-milkfed ***** and feed him a vegi-patty...

We can do it. We have the technology. THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR HICKMISSILE! Just press the button and small towns full of backassackwards conservative republicans are wiped from the earth! You too can enjoy open-minded freedom of thought and the ability to say 'Her tits are fake. Her dress is too...

It's from the new Batman movie, ya doof! Cant you tell Christian Bale and Harley Quinn when you see them?! :P

Re: How about a most for Big Tittied Mature: DEAUXMA!! Now.. I'm not complaining, and it's never effected my lust for Ms. Deauxma.. but does anyone else think she has the loosest gaping pussy ever? The thing is always open, you can see all the fleshy goodness inside her.. and half the videos...

Can I have the tits after they're 'offed'? I'd make them into a paperweight. I might not get much work done staring at tits every so often.. and it'd make a delightful conversation piece. I guess the shame of it is that I wouldnt be able to touch, poke and smack my face into them. Well not to...

I'd point to his ****** and say yup. Me too. The woman was just so awful she turned two guys the other way. .. then I'd go make a martini or two.

Eh. Right thing to do. Sounds bad, but it was the right call. I dont believe the fine should be harsh or endanger her job, tho. Talking on the cell phone while driving should be smacked, regardless tho.

Mmmmm. Palin in a french made frock with nothing else on.. the mind wanders around this thought and gives it much glee.

Sadly true. Way overpaid American workers doing way less work for way inefficient American cars. Foreign cars are better made, cheaper made... let the justification for it fall where it may. I say embrace some reality while we're all suffering. A car needs to actually serve some purpose, be...

You leave mah woman outta dis! ::takes Mrs. Harding and hobbles away with my cane:: You righteous bastards. Ow. Ow.. Ow... ::hobbles slower::

Oh yeah. I must've been smoking two joints back when that CD came out. ********* effects the memory. ~Thurgood Jenkins, Half Baked

DogFemale FTW! Wolfmother is spanktacular! :P

Clicked the link to see if it was the black guy that was leaving.. then saw the white guy. Then remembered the black guy is actually Hootie. He has blowfish, not ladies. Laughed it off, then wished I could play some old 90s/early 00's music like BNL and Hootie. Oh well. ... goddamn that is a...

What's with the huge rip on cement blocks? Give 'em a break.. at least they dont have mouths. What's Fallon's excuse? :P

It's hard to pay attention to your own *** when you're in mine. LOL Oop, time's up. SWITCH! ::sends yours back over::

Translation: "I'm lying online and telling you about it. So you cant call me a liar." Well isnt THAT an oxymoron. ;)

If octomom says things like that... and my dick was in her.. "Shout. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things I CAN DO WITHOUT. C'mon, I'm talking to you. ~Tears for Fears, Shout

Oh, about 2, maybe 3 weeks.

She earned it. She's a dirty slut. I like it. She's ********. Pay no attention to what I just said. Sooo... ::looks around:: back to the top ten threads, eh. :(

::reads this all seriously like every other post... until I look over at his Dirk Diggler avatar:: LOL! Aw that's sorta funny, yeah! Eh, maybe he just liked the movie. Right? On-topic reply: 8, give or take depending on how nasty she's talking.. what I'm watching.. if it's the fifth or first...

Guah hahhahhh! Glad you noticed! ;)

Always. I'm not one of those dickanus's that can dry whack or hump a sock. I need actual sensation. I need.. ROOM SERVICE. (Johnn Mnemonic reference)

It's probably cuz you smoke two joints in the morning. You smoke two joints at night. You smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more. 311, plz.

Well.. I dont wanna call ya out on that.. but not all cops are asses. It's just that all asses *ARE COPS!* or mid level management. ;)

But it's lovely!

Use your new sig, babe. ;)

Want to camchat/camshow with a pornstar? Nope. Would I pay to do so? If I could record it/download it afterwards. Something about watching a girl wank off while using your name and thinking simply about you.. works very well for me. But camming and cybering are addictive. Easier.. cheaper...

Of course I'll take it. Thanks for asking. You need my address, yeah? I'll use it. And often. On-topic: Pink Lady Wonder Wave Speed Bump Super Ribbed Honestly most are *too tight* for me. I had to leave them above a radiator (heating, not auto) for an hour and then thrust in and let the...

Dude I so voted for you! Welcome to the board, Mr. President! ;) ;)

I can use both exceedingly well at other things as well, and I didnt switch hands as a .. 'result' of wanting my other hand free to mouse around.. it just sort of happened. My cock tells me the left hand has a better.. *rhythm* to it, as where the right hand's grip and pressure are better.

Way too much mention : Stretch marks and insanity. Rationale : Many pornstars... ***********.. and FreeOnes members are plenty insane and we seem to like it well enough. Further thought : Forget stretch marks. Think of a hallway. Now.. take a hot dog and throw it as hard as you can. Now suspend...

Tried this game. Played it a bit on and off line. My opinion is the same as the rest of the SF series. I suck at it.. the combos ruin the game.. and online is sorta like choosing expert in guitar hero/rock band online.. you're sure to find people who spend way too much time honing their skills...

Pika pika. Pikaaa? CHUUU!

Happy cupcake. YAYYYYYYZZZZ!!!

Slashing deficit in half.. very possible. Doing it in four years.. barely possible. Tax cuts? No. Tax *****? Absolutely if we want to pay off the debt. Easy fixes? Cut foreign aid across the board. Pull out of iraq and downsize military spending by about half. Execute lifers and habitual...

An areola hater? Say it isnt so! Nipples are beautiful, wonderful things. Bigger.. better.. more noticeable, please!

I find it funny that someone mentioned Duke Lacrosse players and Duke LaCrosse posted immediately after. If you agree with this sentiment post a 'ITSLIKEOMGWTF?!' Or just post anything at all. It really doesnt matter. Not really. I got a chuckle, tho.

Holeee ****, did we just agree on something? The world must be coming to a catastrophic tragedy cuz I thought that would never happen.

Corporations. They dont want to pay us our due wages, they dont want to keep jobs here, they dont want to pay immigrants enough even overseas.. they hire machines when they can and even try to shortchange the technicians that repair the machines.. Since when did massive, incredible expansion...

OH YEAH?!? Well today I was trying not to click on this topic and call bullshit but I'm here now and dammit my mental images are running wild! Alternate reply #1: Oh yeah?! Today I fisted my cock off! It wasnt bad at all! In fact I think I have visible stains on my green shirt. Alternate Reply...

Whew. For a second I thought Conan was gone forever.. thank G_d Leno is gone. Never liked him and his.. cHiNnnN.. just not funny. Agreed about Andy. The show wasnt the same, but still had plenty of comedic goodness. A show needs a sidekick!

Must be extremely rarely. Because the place is called 'Cracker' barrel. ;) LOLOL! Yup, you're definitely not a dining-out consumer. More power to ya if you eat at home.. save money.. keep that cash to yourself. That's wise. But your server knows people very well.. and that is why many people...

::inhales sharply:: A ..um.. *respected* ::cough:: financial expert.. ::cough:: saying the economy will get better will cause a beneficial effect. .... ::looks around:: look, I dont wanna be pessimistic but we're fucked. The leading economy.. in a global market.. is failing. Short of a...

::Clint Eastwood style 1000 yard stare:: You're one of those high maintenace customers.. a 0% tipper.. a whiny rotten complainer, EH?!?! ::hopes I'm wrong::

Home ownership is down. Companies are dying. Why would we ever need a NEW architect? Older... experienced.. proven architects are already there. Save yourself the heartache. Save your money. Become something USEFUL to society. 70% of the workforce is in customer service. Cooks, waiters and...

The point of the editors.. quality assurance guys and the rest.. not to restrict free speech so much as to avoid things like this. Complaining about Obama - OKAY. Saying the stimulus bill is written by a bunch of tard monkeys - OKAY. Hinting that the Obamessiah is a primate? Oversensitive black...

Trailer 1 is gone. Trailer 2 sucked. Trailer 3 was funny. Looked okay. Not that I'll watch it or anything.. but if those are the high points of the show, it might be otay.

They're trying to addict you, ASAP. Salt.. fat.. sugar.. caffeine.. taken in regular, consistent doses.. it addicts. **** want sugar, teens want caffeine, adults want fat, and seniors want salt. That's just a generalization.. but it's true that what we love.. is bad for us. No longer do we have...