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There isnt quite one that's less than forever-away from me. Ah well. Guess I'll send them that Wildberry Infused tea I've barely touched in the past year. Never really liked it. Sad, actually. I could really go for some tea.

Are we partying, yet? Why am I still clothed? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! Oh, hi. ;)

My thanks to you, my good pokemon! It wasnt easy getting to 6,000 posts, lemme tell ya. There were TONS of interuptions like work, sex and video games. I'm lucky to have survived it all!

And the fucked-up part is that it keeps getting lighter with each curl. Hmph. Speaking of! Time to go refill my glass!

Moved to the snobby side of town December 2005 and never looked back. No homeless, noone asking for anything other than an application to fill out around here. A'course car thievery is on the rise since there's a fuckload of BMW's, escalades and such on this side of town. I say serves 'em right...

I couldve sworn this was the topic where someone mentioned a ***** orgy. Oh well. Give her a ******, sexy party anyway. http://discharges.org/h/0904

A little too much work for everyday sex, but on-camera.. quite entertaining. Bravo, Mr. *****. An emmy goes out to Miss White for supporting cast. Well done, well done. Gotta love these internet meme's. Laughworthy, if nothing else. I'm pretty fond of discharges.org (if it still exists) for...

Lame. Fight the urge to be punny, people. :P

What's a Maybach? Is it practical or just overpriced.. sorta like a comic book #1. ;)

Brains.

Whelp, I'd be a guinea pig but I doubt it works on this Playstation3 I'm using to browse(barely) the net. My last comp died a horrible death and is now a footrest. ::looks under the desk, smiling warmly before kicking it hard:: Piece'a'****.. gotta get a new'n one of these days..

::sigh:: I've always had bad knees. The extra weight is nice to look at, and oh hey it's easier to pick up this box.. lift my girl over to here.. etcetera, etcetera. As far as your question goes.. anything else. Prepare for the future. Work some extra hours. Muscle is a fleeting, temporary...

Heh heh.. if only they knew that beforehand they could've made it longer, left in more scenes.. caitered DIRECTLY to fans of the novel. (Like myself) Ah well. I wasnt disapointed in the movie, just wished for a slight bit more. :)

**** and ******* are her ***** of choice, get it right! :P

WELLLL... I could go for full picture sets with accompanying High-Def videos from NaughtyOffice. Anyone else in agreement?

This is truth. There was a time in my teenage years where I thought muscle equals pussy magnet. Then I turned 20, joined the army.. got buff.. could run a mile in a nanosecond, could do 100 pushups without a drop of sweat.. then some time later I quit the military, went home.. did jack **** and...

So are we to believe that only the vocalist... or the guitarist.. maybe the drummer are to be excluded from making *actual music*? They're all musicians and while it might be a discredit to the person.. or the entire band.. to do it your way or our way, one person or one-for-all... they're all...

Wait.. I'm getting a vision.. I see that you didnt check the post date. They're on their 2 year anniversary, if they're still together at all. The vision is fading now, back to reality. The reality where she's already up to the whale-dong and getting her 9th piercing next week. The clit. Man...

::throws stuff:: You commie-loving bastard! .... therefore G_d exists. And he plays on expert with his dick. Wirelessly and without batteries. He perfects every song. Before the first note. Chuck Norris would be scared.. except Chuck Norris IS G_D! GUAH HA..hah...er...I need a *****.

It's redundant, for one thing. I'm a male.. you're a male.. when exactly arent we battering our dicks.. aheh heh.. and moreover basting the inside with all the ***** we *****, eh? Do you know how *** and ****-battered my whole body must be?! The thought is strangely tasty. In case of my death...

Re: Where can I free webcam sites? Guantanamo Bay. They've held webcam sites for YEARS without evidence. A damn shame is what it is. FREE THE CAMWHORES! FREE THEM NOW!

I would hit it before, during and after her addiction became public laughingstock. Her music is good, her body is hawt and.. plenty of other reasons.

::sniff sniff:: I DETECT BOOBIES! FEEEEEMMMAAAALLLLEEE! Alright ******, give up the info. Do you have boobs or not?!

Fucking awesome. Except that plenty of words are still missing.

Oh dear gawd, there you go overthinking your meal, again! Yes, that would be a tasty meatstick.. or rather meatLOAVES.. heh heh.. AHEH.. eh.. yes, anyway. ::chuckle:: To the seasoned, experienced tongue that would be lovely but you must remember how little culinary.. oh what's the word...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Daisy's pathetic tits were ********* under the blitzkrieg of titflesh from Milena. She should have capitulated earlier and spared the carnage. Oh, the horror. ::mock shuddering::

My thanks to you, good sir. There's just so much to lampoon on this fine board.. it's like being a *** (with ADHD) in a candy store. (and ritalin in the glass case behind the counter) .... wanna ride bikes?

Ah. Much better. I just couldnt stomach the thought of a meal without spices or ****. ;)

I sense a great argument in the *****. Much posting will there be. Much suffering.

This kind of circular, self-indulgent thought is far from proof. G_d isnt math. You cant prove X exists by writing it on paper or spraypainting iit on a wall. G_d is a faith-based argument. Hence.. this is actually a truthful representation of the argument from 'The Other Side' of that fence...

If I was a rockstar.. I'd be self indulgent, arrogant and paranoid. Which is to say: "Hmm. An overhyped, ******** girl wants to meet me? Ehh.. I dont want to EVEN chance it. There will be no R. Kelly mishaps on this one. Tell her no. And put this song on repeat! Duh nuh nuh dunna nuh nuh.. MM...

Sup Shayd? Long time no wifeswap. A'course I have no wife, so you get the fleshlight. haw! On-topic: Do anything. Do everything. Enjoy it to the max, and for fuck's sake take pictures and/or video so that when it's all over you can remember it ... no, TREASURE her.. for the rest of your life. A...

As the argument in my mind goes.. Stevie or Clapton? I like Clapton, especially his blues. But I just *ENJOY* every Stevie song so much more. They're lively, they have a soul... and fucking hell, just watching him PLAY is a treat. ****** those strings, *******! Play behind the back. Over the...

I dont like the castlevania, out of this world and TMNT: Turtles in Time listings, personally. My memories of the SNES? Started off with horrible, awful fighting games. Had some memorable and unique games. Actraiser, any given flight sim, the heart of the final fantasy series.. (ff4 thru ff6)...

Malin.. oh you Silk Spectre, you. I'll watch(men) you kick ass and take names anytime.

I just cant focus on a single genre. They all have something to offer and it's.. what's the word.. it's a shame, I suppose.. when people discount other groups they havent tried. When I get home and I'm in a depressed mood and want to brood, I can put on radiohead or Clapton. When I'm wanting...

Before some whiny bastard complains about anything.. everything I didnt mention.. I'm nice. Too nice. I work hard, I treat everyone with respect.. I liberally use the words sir, miss or ma'am in most conversations. I've been with a few, stayed with most and contrary to my good-natured actions...

Ya know.. my love life is so bad, lemme tell ya.. I might already have done so, but I ***** like an alcoholic fish who is dehydrated and the only ************ is cowbell ******. AHEM, anyway.. this chick at my work was whining to me back on valentine's day that she was spending it alone. In my...

1Nine Inch Nails 2Boney James 3Amy Winehouse 4Jamiroquai 5Brian Setzer Orchestra 6Tears for Fears 7Chevelle 8Stevie Ray Vaughn 9Michael Buble 10VNV Nation Based upon diversity of songs, length of my appreciation for them, and how little I get tired of them after all this time.. all these repeat...

Some members of this board have ****. The ones that actively claim a '****** life' seem like such pacifists.. it's hard to even think they'd do anything but standby and watch a travesty being committed. They might prove me wrong, but this sort of thing doesnt happen often enough for me to...

www.TheRapBay.org Aheh heh.. heh.. err, some will get that. Some wont. Either way.. the OP needs to look up the definition of 'vague' and remedy his post(s) immediately. Full length videos of WHAT?! Rap or porn? Was rap by itself as in.. Rap Music; or rather was it part of the title in whole...

Beat what, your dick or the challenge or having a ****** cock? I dont have a scrip for acyclovir so I've got the lesions! I'll be buggered if even using a fleshlight doesnt hurt like a bish, right now. Moving right along.. what topic are we derailing, again? Oh right.. decent musical group tells...

Sooo... pics? Inquiring cocks want to grow. I mean know.

You kick it this time, I'll skip the 2 minute warning and start fisting your endzone like a madman! I've still got a bruise from last time...

If that mask was in color.. and picture-perfect.. I would so fucking start working on my Walken accent right this fucking moment. Instant hilarity. Instant weirdness. Perfection:Attained. "I had this damn watch up my ass..." ~Walk, the 'Fiction.

You dirty slut, you're just as bad as I am and got laid far less than me! For this transgression I'll sling homoerotic undertones at you and make the board guess whether we're having a secret affair via long distance camshows! GUA HA..ha...err ****. Had a Lex Luthor moment, there. Explained it...

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While this is nice and all.. isnt the reality a little closer to the poker tournament? A dozen or two people register.. a few show up.. etc, etc. But yes, good luck to you guys. Enjoy the show. Record it. Upload and share it. Many of us cant make it to a party so you should at least show us...

hotwife? I was expecting pics.. or a story about a HAWT... WIFE. Not a girlfriend. Not to split large, wide.. gaping reality-hairs. But that's called being a cuckold. You enjoy it, I enjoy it.. the trust issue is apparent.. but fucking hell when she comes over already full of someone else's...

when you were here before, 'couldnt look you in the eye. you're just like an angel... your skin makes me cry. you float like a feather.. in a beautiful world. I wish I was special... You're so fUckInG SPECIAL.. But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the HELL am I doing here? I dont belong here. I...