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Embrace it as a long-lost *******. Welcome it into the ******. Become one with it. Then.. type. Before embracing.. not so much typing. Not at all. Please.

Networking. I believe that's what they call it in real life when you meet friends that can take you further, financially. Honestly, though.. wasting too much fucking time talking. Not enough time fucking. Who the hell has the money and time to get laid? Fucking hell.

Greetings, Texecutioner.

Eh.. cool factor? In the short term a gunshot wound. In the long term? Stabbing. There's no such thing as an uncool stabbing. You *****.. people know you've been in a fight.. and you get SCARS! Whoohah, everyone digs scars. It's like some badge of living that you dont have to pin onto a vest or...

Indeed, I am sent to the penalty box for being intelligent, a good-listener and being indulgent in everything people like having justified. (G'head, have another *****! You've earned it!) As it stands, I only have 1 female friend like that and she's fucking awesome. Even tho we're sexless...

Ah. This is true. On all accounts. Although it's not hard to find a high-res spread shot of Nikki's Nova. Why I just found a few in recent minutes that have me worked halfway to a lusty frenzy and I'll certainly enjoy those labials while I utilize the freshright.

Hmm... I'd hafta say shot. Depending on where the bullet hit/******-thru.. I've got enough time to start a recovery effort/phonecall/bandage up. Stabbing? Painful, invasive and messy.

Are you referring to the gay bar in downtown Indianapolis or metaphorically referring to bung? Not that.. I've been, ya know.. like downtown. Near holes. Men's holes. Puckered, gleaming tushy starfish. Ahem, anyway.. I've milked the gay thing too much in a topic that has an ACTUAL post by Nikki...

Well.. you have a picture of a cupcake as your 'avatar', and your posts can always, ALWAYS be found in political and current events threads. Does that make you an ambiguously gay anchorman at CSPAN? Ehh.. to answer that question we turn to Chef Chicago Town live from whatever bar he's drowning...

With all that said, and all I've read.. I am now going to close the curtains/blinds and proceed to worship Miss Nova via the cunning use of.. a fleshlight. That might sound crude, but there's already topics and boards and oodles of people gushing with compliments and such.. I feel that by...

Maybe I'm going about this whole 'getting laid' thing the wrong way.. As in, I'm not getting any and according to the stats guys are just taking it without their consent oftentimes. That works for me. C'mere little femfem's.. ::throws a net and drags back to the batcave::

Watching us? Say it aint so! I might have to brush off my exhibitionist side for the public.

Ask the fascists, I just post here. :P If it makes you feel any better.. I was outdrinked (outdrunk) by teenagers, today. Geez they remind me how much better my liver functioned years ago. ....fucking cute, too. Note to self: Steal the redhead chick from her bf.

I just plain didnt guess. Unless I posted while *****, in which case I probably put down some ludicrous date like august 1st, 2020. I mean.. what's the point?

Fucking glorious. If only Milena would get on that bandwagon... Close up, high quality kitten. Tasty.

This topic smells like emo. I advise you all to run.. or put a tampon in your holes to stop the ******** drama you're dripping all over this thread. Please.

Super mega awesome! ASTROGLIDE COMMENCE! ENGAGE!

Rawr!

More, more! moar!

ewww, modding! Wash your hands afterwards. ;)

claireee clairee clairington, wherington are youuuuu?

Sexcellent. I have much cum and no puss to fill-it-with. It's a pleasant 65 outside and I am ready for mail!!! GUAH HAH! :)

I'd Harley her Quinn anytime. Gladly. I'd probably pay for it, too. So long as the joker isnt watching..

I cant remember to put it on every post I make, ya silly Clairey! Did you remember to sit on my american cock today, hmm? I bet you forgot, again. :shakes head: I tell ya!

Columbo penis!

Click on a picture of my cock and your monitor will automatically go widescreen and accomodate. ;)

*******? Humane? Not a chance. Even putting a needle in an arm and doing it the bloodless, gutless way will.fuck.that.person.up. Death isnt a word or an ideal, it's *the end*. Cows, chickens, humans, seals.. whatever.. you cant end a life without harming it. They're scared, they're hurt... it's...

The line is just so useful: You may ask yourself.. how did I get here? You may say, how do I work this? You may say this is not my beautiful wife/girlfriend/whoever, this is not my large automobile.. Yup. Just about useful in every situation. Walking to work.. how the fuck did I get here? What...

You dirty racist, how dare you mention his color in an argument! Slimy schweine! Yup. That was sarcasm. How TF could that be considered racist? I'm not a fan of the double standard in comedy regarding black-on-white jokes are quite offensive when taken out of comedic context.. but.. well, fuck...

Just sharing the good word. Praise be, and all that.

Greetings. How's ... everything?

No comment. On any matters involved. Like moderation of links.. or whatever.

Thank you Billy. For only 389 posts, you already appear to be a wise, learned scholar of the FreeOnes. +Rep. On-topic: Yer ***. She's hawt. Or was. (No, not you my faithful Billy)

EPIC MEH. Did you hear? The Phil'delphia symphony orchestra is drawing attention for their musical performance of 'Meh.' where the hero goes to length to do.. just about nothing, really. It's a (bowel) moving tale of deceit, romance and.. wait, wtf? No it's not. It's a TV topic. congrats, I...

On the oft occasion that I inquire into the topics of this fine board of messages I've often found a veritable pornocopeia of excellent posts misplaced, out-of-sorts, ill-timed and missed delivery like a FedEx driver with irritable bowel syndrome. Those posts would be perfect on the first or...

Your local college campus. :rimshot: No, but seriously.. go to your local bar and find the youngest, entirely depressed girl who could lay anyone in the room and have all her drinks comp'ed. Then sly.. stealthily.. suggest while flirting that she could be a STAR! Movie, singing, porn...

****** hell I **** waiting for replies from OP's. Do they have no respect for our patience and schedules?!? SHEESH! .. and THEN! When they do reply, they wont post a link. They wont show us. Not that it even matters to us.. but if it mattered so much to the OP, WHY'D YOU MAKE A TOPIC AND THEN...

As I'm fond of pointing out to myself and others after a small debate with them about Miley.. Having Billy Ray as a ****** means the universe/karma/G_d OWES her big time. Thus.. she's a superstar at a young age. Ahem, that doesnt mean we have to like her.. honestly though I found those hacked...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Much hope for you there is, young Fartimus. Searching for Milena hole is like browsing a nonnude model portfolio.. every so often you will find some titty.

I'm glad you volunteered that information. You've laid my mind to rest, since you're the director and all. You financed it with spare change and we're all going to ***** easier tonight knowing it was you who brought the truthiest post in the topic to our eyes. HAH!

If they wanted an actor, they'd hire one. You walk by with your eyes forward or talk really softly to someone you're walking with. You sit there and eat your food quietly. You're basically a tree with eyes. Just.. be. Be there. But not.

Dolly Parton Dolly the sheep Dolls from Barbarella that ate her clothes Dollup of whipped cream Dollar dollar bill, y'all. wut wuuuut! Dole out some knuckle ******** Dol-inquent status on your payments. .. yeeaaahhh, baby.

Let's have a moment of silence.. for that dead joke. Let's also have.. a fanfiction brainstorming session about the title of this thread and how it could easily be made into an erotic text. Discuss. ::bows out and waits for Chris Hansen to show up::

:*****::*****: I'll be ****** in the other room. **** me when the revolution starts, I have POPcorn!

Amy Winehouse - Some Unholy War Then AW - Valerie

Why yes, yes they are. Sort of a shame since they're so awesome in other ways, isn't it?

::EPIC TRIPLE-FACEPALM MANEUVER:: The crowd is silent as the three hands pull away from the face.... A PERFECT TRIPLE FACEPALM! OH MY GAWD! HISTORY HAS JUST BEEN WRITTEN! OH MY GAWD, OH MY... OH.. this is just incredible, folks.

Truth. :sigh: Any girl who knows the TCP/IP protocol back and forth is either a wildebeast of a human or some superswinger chick who plays on the geeky side of things to get males while still interested in cunnet eatery.

Oh dear gawd I'd fuck that in a split second. Endlessly. HAWT HAWT HAWT

At least the cat had the good taste to use a blue shiny star as a... wait, what?