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Why!!! Did I read the whole fucking topic..!?!? Useless. Horny. Middle. age.d foreigners.

... no offense, but I've hated simpsons every last goddamned season its been on. Lame stories, rare laughs. Too... message in every episode. Preach to ****** guy or south park. :-P

I haven't gotten wood out of a pic since I saw a pregnant latina getting fisted a while ago. Like, a week ago. But that was *****/shock wood. Like, fuck yeah I'd tap that in an instant, hot nasty skank, mmmm.

weelllll.. considering how long it's been since I've hit 6,000 I'd actually be kinda disapointed if I didnt get a 7,000 thread one of these days soon, here. ;) heh

Well ACTUALLY, I'm pretty fond of those. To wank to, nothing else. Eww. My mind goes slumming, not my body.

Question = How long can you go? Answer: Kenny, sitting in jail in HALF BAKED. I dunno.. maybe, five.. six.. HOURS.

This is why I ***** most of my calories. At least I know what kinda poison is in this bottle. Lovely, lovely neurotoxin. As if any... well, MOST of you OCSM's didnt look good enough already, after some'a this gin and club soda you guys are just so lovely. Such lovely tits, such shapely forms...

Right now? Nothing. ::picks up glass:: Wait, wait.. status change. ::sip sip gulp:: Okay, gin and club soda.

It is. The place he'll be sent to will be filled with ACTUAL *******.. mankillers. They'll beat on him and make him their bish for the rest of his years. Unless he's some sorta badass, then he might make a gang that you'll see on that discovery channel show one day. "GANGLAND"

Meh. Seen a million of 'em. This is.. the internet, remember? You dont even have to TRY to find hotties on here. Sometimes, especially in the late nineties, they'd just POPUP! She looks like what society considers perfect. Soo.. with that said, please show me a none-airbrushed, non-makeup pic...

Been using Opera or Android since 2005 and 2010, respectively. Opera has always been superfast, supersafe. Soo.. this left me the obvious question, why the hell DID anyone use a browser that needs 50 plugins and the latest computer to run at internet explorer speeds? (assuming IE is still speedy...

Same thing happens in American prisons. Religious diets get preferential treatment. Ready-made food, bigger portions to offset the lack of pork (or fake pork, veggieburgers/turkeyburgers). Just tell them you wont eat food touched by human hands or youre Jewish/Islamic/Muslim/Vegan and they give...

Oh hey, I've got a slightly defective one. It's big, it spooges pornstar amounts, but it only works with ONE girl and ONE guy. and I'm that one guy. Jack it or get into my ex's hole. :shrug: A'course it doesnt help that I ***** a lot, but EVEN BEFORE THAT, MAN! EVEN BEFORE THAT! ::points at you...

I was unenthused until I saw that vivid is like.. *PRODUCING* this. Not just a handicam pointeds at the action, it's actual porn. Awesome. Well how enthused were YOU the first time someone took your ass on camera? ::rimshot::

Years after the fact bump.

Kathy's Song - Apopgyma Bezerk (VNV Nation Remix)

Those winds sucked. I'm right above indianapolis and saw the rest of it. Lightning hell.

4chan? Depends on if you beat off to **** or not. Depraved? I used to say ************, but that's gone now. Eh, I guess any of the youtube porn equivalents. *****, ********, etc, etc.

oh lawd, this thread is going nowhere. But with a SMILE. ;)

Not too big for my taste. ;) I live in Indiana, around here that's called NORMAL size. If you're thinner than that, people assume youre doing meth or just a teenager with all the benefits it entails. :)

Agreed. If people are offended, by all means complain. Peple complain, people judge, people run government. Let the people govern. That's how it was set up.

The last of which being.. you have a cunt for an avatar, dear. lolol

that is all kinds of awesome. YOU GET REP, SIR! lolol

Most intellectuals lean towards the left. That's just known. But somewhere along the line people find the left just about the same and then just disparage the whole system. It's always a lesser of two evils, unless you think "A vote for independent is a wasteed vote" is false. You cant please...

This topic makes me want to ***** heavily. GOOD THING I ALREADY AM! BOOYAH! Soooo.. where's the pics of future wives? I just see future ex-husbands. I aint clicking on page 1 and 2 just so I can post something relevant, so cmon now. POST PICS! ;)

::click click click:: Well hmm. Um, neither. I have nothing against putting my dick in small pink areas, I just.. well I'm kinda tired of porn since, eh.. 2007. I come here for teh chat more than anything. I know, unwanted opinion in this kinda topic. But thanks for the links to something new...

Ehh, I played the first one thru on multiple difficulties, challenges and such. It was addictive but dammit, too short. This one will sate my appetite for a few weeks. Thank you, batdevelopers. :)

Legend of zelda. Mario series. Crash bandicoots. Any metroid game, even tho I've played them all. (peer pressure?) Sonic the hedgeehog's. Just about every first-party game, really. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE SEE IN THESE PIECES OF ****?!?! Sonic? Mario? Run around. Same ****, diff game. So now you can...

Re: Who made you cum today? My ******, FeISTybabe from fistingsex.com and a couple other people. I beat off like five times today and needede some extreme stimuli. LOLOLOLOLOL

***. Straight up, no ice.

LOL, enuff with the silence of the lambs funnies! And nice profile quote.. if you could call it that. :P

Hard to find a side to agree with on this. ******** without justifiable cause? Racial ******** in a white state? Ehh... White guys, you dont need to learn to fight. Because YOURE WHITE. Dont put yourself in a situation you cant come out on top. Black guys, really..? Beat on random whiteys? Yup...

Hey, dont jump on the new guy because he's used to NORMAL bulletin boards! NSFW is still good etiquettte in the rest of the world! :P As far as the choice goes, Harmony Rose because she would enjoy it to the fullest and cum hard. As far as the fetish goes, I like yellow, I dont care for brown...

call me a puss, but I kinda dont wanna see anything get eaten. Thx for the opportunity, tho. :)

My ****** is like this. My ex is like this. What you can do is this: Just tell her how you feel and then keep talking to her. Insist on giving her a gift, but youre never going to make cool points with her. Ever. Just be her friend. Be there for her. Lay good pipe in case you two fuck, make...

If noone stands up for our rights, no matter how small... we will lose them. It starts with one protest somewhere and ends up being outages anytime the cops want to be fuckign lazy fucktards like they already are. Those who would give up essentialliberty to purchase a little temporary safety...

Re: Woman held for assaulting 12-year-old girl for 'looking at' her 30-year-old boyfr I dunno about you guys, but the 12 year olds I grew up with arent the 12 year olds these days. If the guy didnt put his dick in her and catch a felony then the GF would beat her ass... (or threw her to teh...

She is apparently no more. Webpage redirects elsewhere. Hmph.

Aint no rest for the wicked - Cage the elephant

I'll ***** to that... unlesss youre not really buying. Then fuck that, I'll take a johnny walker red label shot and guinness sstout pint. Thank you.

Wow, I cant even remeber how many bad threads I've read in my lifetime. I believe the worst of them all was WAAAAYYYYY long ago before threads were merged on whim and the duplicates got like, one or two posts before being forgotten. Ya know, it's actually a GOOD thing they're merged, while they...

Dude, I want in on this list!! Fuck posters, fuck mods.... there, do I qualify?!?

Not you, ya ****** twat! I want the forty-something I've had most of my board life, and her departure disrupted that. :-P

...............can't think of clevet response. Inault will do, instead. Wtf is wrong with this media whore?

I can't rep you and see how much yoyve gained so ill intend it instead. :-P

Same woman I asked to be my wife since 2003. This might be done "grat expectations" bullshit but I believe in one True love per life I ***** for her, i' d die for her. And no you get no details of her. :-P

*** and dew.

I must spread before giving to sooner again. No rep given, but much intended!!

Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. Consodeting how little TV and internet ibpve seen..... Snooki, jennifer tilly and zac efron. WAit... what??

Easy. Keira on rosies. More cushion for the push in is a real thing, unleeresssss... tosie has been fistint the hell out of her hole for the last ten years.... rosie would be virgin-like.