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But I cant wank off to *********. Soo.. it's '*****', but not 'snuffporn'. From the few meatholes videos I've seen, it's actually rather odd that they didnt take it to the next level and just **** them off at the end.

More! Moooarrrr!!

Carmen Electra. She's got *sex hair* written all over herself. Mmm.. sex.. someone remind me what that's like.

I'm so glad this topic is filled with common sense and not religious rhetoric! :) But, eh.. I'mma need more proof. Stay thirsty, my friend. ::pokes titsrock::

::scrolls down:: Nice.. nice... nice.. nice.. bra... more bra... honestly, what're they talking..OHHHHH. I see what you meant, thar. PARIS HILTON'S EYES in tittie form! guah hah!

Stay friendly, my thirst.

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Never even seen that set, before. Mayhaps it's a fake? She doesnt look quite like she did in earlier years/earlier sets.. I'mma call BS on that'un. Yessir.

That's what happens. You just keep posting and posting.. and one day you have 6,500 some-dang-how. Didnt mean to reach 1k or 2k.. didnt much think about it, I just kept volunteering my opinion and jokes and they kept liking them every so often. :) Time flies, eh? :)

I've had a change of heart. Cuz.. ya know what's sad? That fuckbag tiny-cocked excuse of a man shows some confidence while high off his ass at a concert and probably gets way more pussy than me. That by itself is reason enough. Taze that useless douche and carry him off to jail or prison where...

:sigh: Never ask a serious question on freeones unless it involes politics, religion or a legendary pornstar. That's your heads-up. It's up to you whether you learn from all these taunting posts or not. :P

A few over the top moments, a few times I wished there was a half hour more movie to explain it all and give more story.. but overall I really friggin' liked it. MORE DEADPOOL! Gawd I love that character. In limited doses he is AWESOME, in overdose.. just obnoxious. But hey, that's Deadpool...

They arent gonna fuckin' **** themselves, boys! LOCK 'N LOAD! Who wants .50 cal duty this time? Spleen, you're on point. Stay frosty, people.

and what's so wrong with 12?!? :P

Regarding your post in the 'they set water on fire' thread, those girls are from Gregory Gali tsin's old site. Supposedly one of the girls on the site was 17, and he filmed himself sexing her and got sent away for it.

Most of us dont exactly come here for the porn, anymore.. I mean sure we'll check MyFreeOnes or fave babe links, yeah? But anyone with 1000+ posts is really here only for the discussions. Agreed? :P

***** affect the libido. An unused organ tends to shrink. WHOO! LET'S GET HIGH! Oh man I'm so not in the mood to fuck. Let's ******** on Thurgood's couch. Or... the chair.

I once farted on a girl's face simply to see what would happen. Stay tits, my rock.

To answer your query, mail please. ;)

Maybe I'm missing the point, here.. this woman actually NEEDS sex and just took it. A pornstar NEEDS money and happens to have something between her legs she can sell and yet never give it away/lose it. Soo.. the point is that we shouldnt want a pornstar cuz they'll **** us a friggin' lot...

Sex = 7 or 8 (gotta love that first six months with someone!) Wank = 12 (Started hurting before, during and after 8)

Did they read and remember phone books, too? Just thought I'd ask for the sake of curiosity. Seeing as how I'll probably never watch that series, and I cant ask for a download on here. :P

The reader's digest condensed post by spleen, for your viewing pleasure.

Ah yes, the gal!tsin girls. Shame about him and that 17 year old. His girls were better.. IMO, than MET-art.

What, like lightning bolts? OHHHH, you meant.. 'higher power', right. Cancel that 'Paging Dr. Zeus on Olympus' comment. ;)

There may or may not be a reason her face isn't shown. Then again.. hm.

That ****'s bananas. B.A.N.A.N.A.S!

...Sadly hawt. If she can do the Alizee /dance move.. penises will EXPLODE.

Ah, the glock 17. A full auto handgun is actually pretty friggin' awesome, yeah. Agreed.

Umm... I dont really feel anything except a slight contempt at the use of a tazer at an outdoor venue where it didnt much matter. Meh.

Agreeing to disagree, here. I like Nikki's tats, Janine's.. and a few others. Not so much Lacey Duvalle's, tho. Anyway. See that 'Officially Checked Star Member' underneath her name? That means it's actually her. As in.. she'll actually read what you posted one of these days. As for criticque...

Re: What are your fetishes? Black, ***********, ********, overage, big clits, huge tits, huge nipples, uniquesexygirls, nonnude, solo/masturbation, shemales-on-females, assfucking while pussy is focused-on, pornstars who post on BB's consistently, flirting with women in power, DP, celebs...

Chavez sent me to befriend you. Accept it as a token of .. oh hey boobs! ::runs after them::

Old guy in grey shirt on the right: "Yup, my ******** does me proud!"

I'm going out on a limb, here.. but that's probably a really hawt, talented chick. Invert the eyelids, suck the noseholes shut.. and FUCKING HELL THOSE LIPS WOULD FEEL SO ANGELINA JOLIE-GOOD on yer cock! Sooo.. any before/after style pictures with her? I'd so hit it just for the lips. But she...

Conflicted. Wish me luck, I'm going in for a closer inspection. With my tongue. :facepalm:

Re: Soooo, having sex with her will be like Star Wars??? You mean with my ******???WT Assuming is so, so dangerous in this situation. Is that really a girl or a very smooth, pierced male belly? Is the rest of her super geeky and fug? I mean.. that's the usual star wars curse. How many cheesy...

Industrial 0wnz.

Well he has to make up for the obesity SOMEHOW. ... it IS a he, right? I mean.. right?

Top ten captions for picture 2: 10. WHO WANTS COWDER?! (****** guy reference, the ********/ipecac episode) 9. Cower under my spell of fleshy mucosa! 8. Anyone else notice the cow.. the eyes.. LOOKS GUILTY?! "AHAH! Caught you red-tongued, evil cow!" 7. Cow're you doing, my little friend? 6...

Round 3, begin! "CROWD, YOU NEXT!" ::the people scatter as he climbs over the ropes::

Once a month, yes. Twice a month if you count your GF's cycle.

I like cumming on the cervix. And thru it. Around it, too. I like pussy. Very much. Fun to cum in, really.

"Like ministers discussing a defeated, contemptuous and weak enemy, they quibbled over a book.. when there were bigger matters to focus upon. The context of the situation was totally lost on them, apparently." Sooo.. a nearby third world country is to be discounted.. why? Seriously, though...

Your public is sated. For the moment. Soon they'll want more... more, MORE! Buy some batteries and turn the lights on. It's showtime. ;)

Heeeey! You off in the restroom masturbating to the mirror? ... I mean cuz, ya know... that's what I'd do if I switched bodies. Roll my new boobs around, feel inside my new pink and see how much fun it is to have a clit! WHOOHAH!

Boobies? BOOOOBBIIIIIESSSS?!?!?? TITS!TITS!TITS!TITS!TITS!

Many thanks for being an active member. Too many OCSM's simply post and run. You're a familiar face on here and that's fucking awesome. To celebrate your 400th post, here's the Beach Boys with Sloop JaneB. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPt0ob40fC8

I see a trend starting! The public wants more boobij, apparently! ;) Oh wouldja look at that, I have some tits in my own sig! YAY FOR BEWBIEZ!