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  1. Torre82

    Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom

    Ah yes, liberal thought is progressing while history fades. Welcome to the new camelot. The economy might not be so great, but our brains are working instead of our credit cards in the meantime. :)
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    Nick Cannon Sticks Up For His Wife.

    Laughable. (Insert explanation that serious topics deserve serious replies, while silly topics...)
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    life

    I do believe a 'poseur' who listened to the music.. believed in the music and dressed like it just realized that he took it more seriously than the artists or advertisers. Then he smacked himself and made a thread about it. Welcome to reality, where music.. politics, dating, religion and just...
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    Warning: Dont give your **** testosterone!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090507/ap_on_he_me/us_med_testosterone_kids They warn that side effects include: These include enlargement of the genital organs, aggressive behavior, early aging of the bones, premature growth of pubic hair, and increased sexual drive. Soo, um.. still waiting for...
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    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers *AHEM*. I do believe those trousers belong to anyone but YOU now. Take 'em off! Guah hah hahh!
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    Favorite pastime as a ***

    Video games. Later on the 'net. Nothing else until masturbation. Truth be told... now it's in reverse, I wank more than I browse the net, I browse the net more than I play video games. So there's that. S'pose that's comforting, in a way. I never climbed a tree, played a full game of anything...
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    Brown Bras

    Just what the hell is it.. with white chicks looking good in brown lingierie and black chicks looking good in white?! Oh well. More wankij for me. :P
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    Why thank you. Your posts are quite pleasing as well. :nods:

    Why thank you. Your posts are quite pleasing as well. :nods:
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    Duke Nukem developer goes bankrupt

    Bailout I'm 300% against = Duke Nukem Forever.
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    Finish the Sentence

    Just what the fuck are you doing without my dick inside you?! So I was thinking..
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    1st wife 2nd wife

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say his third wife might be Sidnee Steele. Call it a wild fuggin' hunch. :shrug:
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    Brown Bras

    Brown bra? Cool. Way too much brown cock in one picture, completely winning the race for screen time? Not so much. I dont mind interracial, but I'd rather see more female.. less everything else in my pics/movies.
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    Duke Nukem developer goes bankrupt

    Common sense isnt so friggin' common. They were sitting on the biggest fucking goldmine of a sequel.. then NO! They fucking ****** it. Do you know how many damned computers had a registered version of DN3D on it?!? Do you know how many friggin' dukematch games I've played? OVER DIAL UP...
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    Hobbits 'are a separate species'

    Less Dildo Faggins, more lard of the wings. Anyone have any good parodies? New ones? Seen the badger one, the hobbit-a-pult, the .. hell, I've seen 'em all. Good stuff the first few viewings. ;)
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    The Secret of Nimh.

    When I'm complaining or wielding a comment that will possibly be reviled/disdained by others I dont post tits. Cuz I wouldnt want tits to be guilty/reviled by association. ;) I dunno how many people actually liked Nimh.. so I didnt include tits in this venture. :P You know how defensive people...
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    Jodie Sweetin

    Re: "Full House" hottie Jodi Sweetin Hot girl? Sitcom? No thanks, I've had enough crazy girl for a few lifetimes. A nice rack and a smile doesnt go THAT far.
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    The Secret of Nimh.

    You're cordially invited to actually post about something other than tits. Feel free to hit the reply button, indulge yourselves.
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    The Secret of Nimh.

    What the hell is this movie about? I was bored off my ass in the first 10-20 minutes while I was a ***, I found out I hated Don Bluth's bullshit during my teens, and now that I'm in my late 20s.. I picked up secret of Nimh and GODDAMMIT this movie is still boring as ****, makes absolutely no...
  19. Torre82

    Lord Serpentor, the slaves await your punishment.. shall I strip them or did you wish to do so?

    Lord Serpentor, the slaves await your punishment.. shall I strip them or did you wish to do so?
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    Evolution of Lesbian Porn, why and what do you think?

    Honestly? And no offense.. but too much thinking, not enough ********. But, eh.. whydya think gay-for-pay dykes are made fun of, these days? Because there are girls out there who ****** the hole with everything they've got and really work it. It's impressive, sometimes. Much, much better than...
  21. Torre82

    freaky boobs, let's collect them all here

    Oh YEAH?!? Well I can correct YOU!.. ... with.. my dick? Dammit, I'm not winning any awards for originality, here. Bah. ::corrects myself to erotic stories::
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    Philosophical Question...

    I think this involves too many details for an intelligent reply. Sooo.. I think they all suck for not having sex with me. Off-camera. Hopefully considering me an eligible marriage candidate. Approval is hawt.
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    Man Throws Baby From Moving Car...

    He brought the *** into the world, he can take the *** out. And by that.. I mean that's one less fucked-up ***, one less fuckup of a *** in the world. Two problems gone in one decisive blow to morality! HAI-YAH!
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    What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country?

    Re: What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country You liberal swine!
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    What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country?

    Re: What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country ::sigh:: This topic will go nowhere while that censor is engaged. Can we not speak freely amongst ourselves? I know.. I know.. it's harmful somehow. But cant we have that extra bit of freedom? :P
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    What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country?

    Re: What's the worst insulting words to call a man or woman, in your state or country :shrug: I **** being called well hung, silver tongued, 12 peckered goat boy. But they keep praising my manhood, SHEESH! Cant a guy have a phat cock in peace?!
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    Fox Media Bias Thread

    Oh dear gawd, this topic will not begin, endure or end well at all. Everyone slowly step away from it and resume your lives.. we dont need 3 pages of flaming and a maleonetwo closing (ear)mark on it to see how badly this can go. :P
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    US to invade Iran any day now?

    Wow. Now THAT is a flat crotch. It's almost inverted. (well ya know, not counting the whole.. hole.. thing) So flat. So.. wide. So birthing hips. Hawt, even.
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    which *** do you own?

    Oh noez, I've wandered into the republican topic! Which supposedly is filled full of *** owners who would only give up their firearms when pried from their 'cold, dead hands'. By damn dirty apes, no less. +1 for the Heston.
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    Just wondering, I'm sure it's been asked before.

    One would hope that is sarcasm, but.. eh.. ya never know. heh
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    US to invade Iran any day now?

    Anything seems likely these days. **** me if we pronounce war on someone else. I'm tired. :yawn:
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    Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNN

    Holy fuck Dom Deluise is dead?! Either I didnt hear about it.. or it's new. Bedamned either way!
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    Why is DeadPool so Awesoem?

    The shame of it is... those boxes are white. :(
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    Agreed.

    Agreed.
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    I am getting high

    Weed? *******? Positively no reason for it being ******* seeing as cigarettes and ******* are actually ADDICTIVE and twice as dangerous overall. Smoking it is entirely benign, and the dealer isnt on your damned street corner, he's miles away. If you want to keep a dealer off the corner, CALL THE...
  36. Torre82

    FreeOnes Auction - Fall 2009

    The usual. Posters, webcam time and memberships. The unusual. MORE DVD's in the shop! More things to BUY! Btw, yes Petra.. shameless twittering! ;)
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    >> Top20 searches for April 2009

    Agreed. Cuz.. ya know 20 outta 20 actually have BOOBS! 100% is a lovely number for 'breasted' individuals. Lovely, round titters.. bless every last one of 'em.
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    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    I'm a liberal. Cuz I'm cool with just about everything that can.. and does happen. I mean.. all the preventative measures taken, all the laws enacted.. all of fucking everything.. it's all a joke. So ***** happen, do we outlaw cocks, cucumbers and dildos? Fuck no. So guns **** people, does it...
  39. Torre82

    its a bird...its a plane...its..

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2d9xydv&s=5 Invader Bewbz.
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    thinking about another woman

    Guilt lasts a month, regret lasts a lifetime. Take that any way you want it, that's the way you need it, any way you want it.. duh-dununna nunna DU-DUH! She loves to laugh, she loves to sing, oohhh she does everything. She loves to move, she loves to groove, oh she loves the lovin things. ANY...
  41. Torre82

    ******* and next morning numbness

    :shrug: I've got dementia, hastened along with alcoholism so I've been that way for years. The good thing is yes, you focus on one thing.. life seems far away and people are just sort of.. *there*. You're not aware of space/time. It could be any day of the week, and you're not 100% sure of what...
  42. Torre82

    MiniDog's new name?!

    Mmm, milkbewbz = the secret desire of every man. Latch on and become a helpless slave to your erection and desire for titty. Gawd life is so good sometimes. SO WHERE IS MY TITTY?! ::looks around for a pap to suck on::
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    Turkey Scaloppine with Dried Morels

    Ah, the interesting things you find at porn boards! ;) ;)
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    Squirt Girl Poll

    Cyth. She can cut down a whole squad of bastids with that violent spray.
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    MiniDog's new name?!

    Um.. lets just say I've been a *good friend* of hers since a year ago, before she showed anything. Then I kept asking, and asking, and oh my god look at THOSE TITTIES! MOAR MOAR MOAR! Then I .. with subtlety.. suggested she share those nipples with some of the populace to see how much they...
  46. Torre82

    A Thread Dedicated to Squirting!

    Welcome to FreeOnes! Enjoy your stay!
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    Black Girls in White Stockings / Ebony Babes in White Socks

    Agreed. The contrast is fucking awesome when a black girl wears white. And by wear white.. I mean if she wants some white man-makeup on her face, she's perfectly fine to suck me. I have no problem with that. Just thought I'd volunteer that. Yeah.
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    Nice1.

    Nice1.
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    best tits

    Um.. you know that's actually him, right? Bear = Slang for 'Large hairy male'. Just sayin'. ***** tight. ;)
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    MiniDog's new name?!

    I wonder whose pussy this is: http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=26655_scan0022aaaaa_6459aa_123_219lo.JPG Seems familiar... ::readjusts my pants:: My my, how does she moderate without staring down every few minutes? A tasty little slit.. More? Comments? I wonder if she ever spreads it...
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