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S...p...a....m.... Copy, paste... SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM There, now I feel better. Oh hey ther e *****, what up?

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Stereotypes, eh? I leave for two Years and we STiLL talk about the same ****?:-P ;-) some are true, many aren't, no one cares... bcuz they want the quickest, most believable answer. And if the stereotype has Been around for years, weeeeeelll... ppl r lazy. Hence net words like lol instead of...

I rather prefer opera, despite the near complete lack of plugins like FF. ATM I'm actually super pleased with the android browser. Google might know EVERY last fucking thing I'm doing but their program works pretty intuirively and doesn't eat my memory too fast unlike the ff`s , seaminkeys and...

Re: The photos that show how soldiers gritted their teeth for surgery in the Civil Wa I'm torn between two opinions. On one hand this USED to be the price of freedom. On the other hand... dammit I don't know if I wanna toss up my ***** or pour another so I won't remember this tomorrow!! Lolol

Scotch? The hell u say!! I haven't had any scotch since like, last month. I think. Sup jaggy?

Yiff, where u be?

I'm still...err, I'm back!!! Yeah.

But...but... I don't like neg repping ppl!!! Sup everybody. Soooo... where the fuck HAVE I been???

::groans and laughs:: Oh, the jokes in here are just about awful. In a good way. ;)

Nothing good will come of this topic. But by all means continue this *discussion*. lol

I feel somewhat gipped. Even tho the 6 dollar burger doesnt cost 6 dollars. Heh.. hmm.

What up jaggy? Been offline a while.

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers You give the most porntastic compliments, my friend. Half the fun of visiting the Milena thread is reading your posts. Bravo, sir! Bravo!

Cum... glasses? :shrug: There really is a market for EVERYTHING on the net. Huh.

So start playing yer asstar so we can hear it. Bring it, spanky!

::beats off to chicks and sells it to the milk company:: Hetero milk, as requested. ::beats off to a few cock pics and a DP scene:: Homofaginized, in case you're running low. Sweetie. ::wink::

That picture is fucking hawt, not funny. Friggin' hell.. my cock is complaining about the complete lack of THAT PICTURE in my life. I'mma have to beat my cock up, I think.

LMAO! The replies are funnier than the pic. Right-fucking-on!

All our penis are belong to them. ::sulks at the reality of it all::

fick mich harter, god-fucking-dammit!

Honeymoon video, wherefore art thou?

Agreed. Why the fuck isnt that an acceptable answer? Whiny fucking eHarmony screening process. What do I like in a woman? All the wrong things. What do I need? Oy vey, where do I begin?

::scratches head:: What gay show.. I mean game show is that from? Super bikini challenge? Whatever. :shrugs:

No production value, I'm not in it, what's the point?! Oh wait ****** is off limits on this board. Forgot that. :P :P

#1 Baby-batter UP! #2 His gaying average is thru the roof! #3 Good hit, let's go back to my dugout and play with my balls. #4 Aerodynamically speaking, this should carve thru my ass. I mean the air. I really meant air, so yeah.. dont judge me. I mean, unless you're cool with my ass.. #5 There's...

::laughing ass off:: At first I felt bad for her, but.. HARRRRRR!! Oh hell yes, classic. Only on the net. Only here.

Let's see.. do I want to buy a whore or buy a girl a shitload of drinks for ******* sex? Whore is cheaper and more talented. Decision made. Cute shirt, tho. And by cute I mean.. I chuckled and moved-the-fuck-on. :P

Yes sir, I like it!

Funny? Some. Most were simply kentucky ****** photo albums. Which are laughable by themselves. Not haha funny, but ha..omygawdno funny.

::chuckles:: ::chuckles more:: aheh.. ehh, well not exactly. If I ever see a pussy coughing.. I'm soooo checking for vagina dentata. (teeth in that fucker!) If it's just a plain pussy with no teeth.. mmm. If it has some chompers.. well.. honestly I might try it for shits and giggles. But if...

::mental image of a 'My name is Earl' Jaime Pressly-esque lactating trailer girl:: Mmm.. my cock awaits this lactating barbie.

Malt ******, an undefined costume and .. no answers. I'd laugh if only I knew what the costume was. What is he, the garbage bin at a starbucks? Did they *dick* around with his coffee last time? His sack is in a sack? .. eh, I just dont know. Somebody explain it. It = no sense.

The food chain. We're at the top and loving it. ... OH FUCK IS THAT A LION?!?

Sup sky? How's it goin this week, friend? Good postings, good postings. Had to send some respect your way for the continued contributions to the board. Have a good night/morning, sky.

Stop your useless attacks, rebel SCUM! :***** lightning: ehhh ****. Batteries ran out. Dude, pop the guitar hero controller and throw me some AA's. Quick!

What's the number? I thought they were disconnected. Dangit, why am I always the last to know these phone #'s?!

Hmm. ::wonders about the smell, then quickly dismisses the thought:: Err.. ::so who exactly is going to sit on that unwashed dick, he wonders further:: ehh, no. ::he walks away from the topic with ***** in hand, ready to wash away this headline with the rest of the rubbish that needs...

I fucking **** ****** missions. The convoys dont protect themselves worth a **** and every damned tactical reload is another couple of bullets aimed at my ass! Now base-bomber missions.. I looove those. ::insert sarcastic disclaimer::

::squints and reads the fine print:: Oh fucking hell, I thought this was about the black guitar guy taking it in the ass. I expected a funny story with witty anecdote about woodstock or something. UGH! Disapointment, another noob looking for justification in wanking!

Never met an Xbox fanboy I've liked. If I meet someone who would pay the pricetag, I might just have to get violent. Anyone with me on this one? I mean.. cmon. Two and a half G's for what, exactly? Light up shoes that arent even endorsed by Microsoft? Oy.

Girls? Mature? Only after getting their minds and hearts handed back to them. When you dont have to earn a mate.. life is too friggin' easy. These days, they dont even have any useful skills. Most cant cook, they arent funny or consistently cute. They're just fun to stare at, have some sex with...

Dunno any. Happy stalking. I mean that. Seriously, and all. If I had a dollar for every chick who is too fuggin' paranoid... See, on the nice side of town.. where I live now, but NOT where I grew up at.. showing interest in a girl who has no interest in you is considered 'creepy'. Yup, you...

::looks at your location:: Washington, DC eh? Figures. Another ancient politician who couldnt give a **** about 'the ********!! OH THINK OF THE ********!' unless your name is on the ballot. ;) Seriously, though.. w2g fellow American, you ex military too? 91W combat medic. ::waits for a...

::ahem:: Now, by crack whore do you mean she lives for cracks and crevices that occur on the body like a pussy or ass? or, mayhaps you meant the narcotic, eh? ;) ;)

::was about to type a huge story about last night but decided not to:: Yeah, I was ***** last night. But .. yeah. :(

Re: DEADLOCK! U Will All ORGASM Just By Seeing These 2 Gals! I can't choose! HELP ME "This is the funvee, the humdrumvee is back there. BYE!" ~Tony Stark, Iron Man

Go vote for the conservatives, you old coot! **** is hawt. **** is life. Hawt, yellow life. ***** IT AND FUCK WILDLY! YESH!