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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Milena leaves us no choice. Cease your board rules nonsense and comply with the FAKE MINGE!

If that's your next picture set idea.. and you go all Lady Sonia on some guy and assimilate his cock with your hand and Borg Fleshlight appendage.. I am so joining. Well.. joining next month. ::slaps head:: As Simply Red sung to us, "Money's too tight to mention". ::whines at myself:: I really...

Nope. But a turtle might mistake it for a small fish and eat it. NOMNOMNOM! The fleshy russian commiefish. Mmmm. Latin name "Ivanus Dragoca"

Oh Torre, please.. dont tease me. Put it in me. MMMM .. ooh, so big..slow, SLOW! Oh sorry, just remembering what it's like to get laid. So what's up psych? Still getting fucked over for being intelligent and nice? Yeah... me too. Might as well commiserate togevver, eh guvna? (random accent moment)

Dude, that's not He-Man. That's the motherfuckin' Punisher. Well, the first one. The showtime late-feature kinda movie one. Better than the thomas jane one, IMO. Oh wait, maybe it's that sniper guy.. err, a boxer? I cant keep track of these beefcake hollywood types. I just know that some little...

"If he dies, he dies." ~Rocky 4 "If my body is this hugegantically gigundo, why is my cock normal man size? DAMN YOU RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS IN ROCKY 4! DAMN YOU!" ~Dolph the Lundgrenner.

Re: DEADLOCK! U Will All ORGASM Just By Seeing These 2 Gals! I can't choose! HELP ME Ya know it wouldnt be so obvious if they could just master the SHIFT and CAPS. Well, that and how easily excited they get. :sigh: Excited and loud. That's the telltale. When adults are "in a mess" or confused...

I just ran out of mojito mixer and the *** is gone. That bottle of J. Walker red isnt going to last the next 2 days. I'm thinking some mean ****'s gonna go down. Better keep your head low and hope a stray bullet doesnt hit'cha.

That's a really specialized/specific request. If it exists, it'd be there. If not.. join Manuel's site, get all the clips and make your own. Share it around, burn it to DVD, do whatever.

Oh for fuck's sake, OF COURSE YOU DO! The whole point of 'society' is to put a government in place that speaks and works for the people. As much as people **** it or want to believe in a half-anarchy.. without government, just who the hell is going to watch out for you? The corporations? The...

::thinks:: Um.. any of them that I'm not compatible with. Assuming I get the chance, that is. Cuz, eh.. I have a penis. In the ownership of this penis I would have to turn in my man card if I ever turned down sex. (Brazilian and Czech men dont even count as men, because apparently there's tons...

Exactly. Every time someone throws a hissy fit about taxes I should just refer them back to the camelot-esque, decadence and shallow to a fault country we're living in. We have water. ON TAP! We have food. So much so.. that we can choose whatever we want, whenever we want.. 24/7. We have...

Listen to The Jagger. He's the motherfuckin' JAGGER. Do you NOT get it?! Sheesh. You get the spyware warning, you get The Jagger telling you his command, and you havent immediately posted in praise of the huge amount of wisdom expounded from that man?! I tell ya, the youth today... ::shrugs...

Oh I get it, and there's a certain scene with gauge from years back that stands out in my mind. Then she did that shtick where she puts her hands on the floor and gets fucked... um.. "gauge-style"? I dunno what to call it but she did it way too much. Just stop that right now, young lady. Go...

Yes. And wank-worthy to boot. Everybody wins. Well.. the grass is honestly not appreciating it. But it's HER grass. HER ****. She can orgasm whereever she damn well pleases, too! ;)

Dumb american bullshit. Sorta like the treasure trove of items in EVERY given dumpster behind a restaurant, supermarket or average home. People are fuggin' WAAAASTEful. A huge shame.

*******: Helping people have fun, get laid and become Jedi Masters since the dawn of friggin' time! ;) ;) ;)

Oh I know they will. They'll take my ******* and I'll simply pay for it. Thru the nose. Like everyone else. Will people be mad? Always. Will they unify, pick up arms and take back their country? Hell no. Soo.. you enjoy your right to ***** whatever. Call it overtaxation, call it the price of...

Well that's not really our choice. The taxes we pay.. eh, people see it how they want to. If you're pessimistic, sure. Every last penny went to guns, bullets and dead ******** in another country. The poor ****** down the street? Why not, eh? My money went to them, the lazy bastids. What about...

::reads the article and laughs:: That guy from 'Supersize me' is wearing a fucking huge joker type smile when he reads that. Unhealthy, overcaffeinated people unite! Oh wait, Bob's running late cuz he had to stop at starbucks for his caffeine therapy. Hold on a minute. Hey you guys in the back...

Interesting to watch, but I think the value of the scene switches a little too much towards the guy. Okay.. so you have like hulkamania muscles and the chick weighs 75 pounds. That's like 2 different fetishes I have yet to appreciate. Unless it's a muscle chick and a teenager. Which would.. be...

Fear not, I am here to quell any disturbances from the teetotallers. ::reads the topic, focuses on Will E the drinkless Worm:: Ech. I see your abstaining ways have befouled the minds of too many a young, promising padawan. I fear our alcjedi numbers are too low to sustain the council yet...

What he said. BananaPalmer and Fartimus usually keep my subscribed threads fresh and funny. As far as the others go, mostly just old threads that I've been waiting to be bumped and discussed anew for a few days. I doubt they'll be fully resuscitated but, eh.. oh well.

The troops are the same as people. There's a lotta assholes, a lotta people that believe in whatever brand of bullshit they're slinging to the masses. But never shoot the messenger without judging them, first. Wal mart? Bad. Any given employee? Overworked, underpaid and buying INTO the madness...

The **** is giving me no relief. I want to down some of that Walker Red Label but I wont be able to *fully* appreciate a fine scotch like the walker label provides... so I do believe I'll make myself a *** mixture to get me where I need to be. It's 2 in the morning and I'm not tired. AKA ****...

Faith? No more.

Ah, I'm home. I actually had a good night. But I have an empty bed and noone to love. So I throw on Dave Brubeck's lounge jazz, finish off an Arnold Palmer half'n'half iced tea and lemonade to hydrate, down a leftover **** to start with, (I really dont like **** but it was free, soo...) and then...

I ***** because of all the reasons and more. I very rarely get mad when *****, so I consider myself safe. I get social, so I can actually talk to.. and ask out.. and somehow relate to anybody when I'm *****. ****, teens, adults, females, males, old people, not the dead people tho. That's Wuce...

Harmony Rose, easy win. I love her body, esp. her face.. and friggin' hell she's always in the hottest sets. (IMO)

What up, big worm? I mean big perm? That is a funny.. kickass.. motherfuckin' screenname. You're alright in my book already, perm.

A more important question would be.. Who cares? The moon has no resources, no living environment for humanity, no real potential for anything. Sooo... why even debate it, except to say.. whether it's fake or real, there are truly NO reasons to even concern ourselves with it.. or spend...

Does lots of sex make your ballsack bigger, stretchier, meatier? No. When you pass a turd thru yer ass.. does your O-ring get fatter each time? No. It's just luck of the draw. Like being born with a sizable cock. Some start stretching their lips, sure. But it's really only like taking a rubber...

Altogether I've had about 5 years. But it's an open wound since she's still around.. she just didnt tell me where she is.. what she's doing.. what ***** she's smoking/injecting/whatever, and she hasnt called more than a few times in the last 2 or so years. She tends to come around every 8-10...

Try Daijah over at ATK hairy girls. ;) A search engine will probably pop up a dozen free galleries for her. Google 'atk daijah'.

Ugh, what used to be an excellent source of geeky goth chicks that play more D&D than go shopping on daddeeee's credit card... is now a collection of gothmare-before-christmas, emo/suicide chic, vampy trampy twilight-loving chicks are are honestly.. too hawt and too unbelievable to be ACTUAL...

:nono:Just because she AGREES with Bush politics doesnt mean she'll have a nice bush. :nono:

******'s day = Find a ***. Sex her. If that's a no-go, then whack off to a mature lady's pics that resemble the *** you tried for. Doy.

::readies the astroglide:: Now THOSE are MILFs. Not those bullshit models who havent had anything bigger than a pornstar's ego shoved in/out of their snatch!

I'm quite a fan of your posts as well. Have a Janetastic day. :bows respectfully:

Your house or mine? Okay, mine. Sooo.. Jenteal in Mobster's Wife? No. Jenna in Pure? Meh. Salma Hayek in Frida? Right ON! Ready yer dicks, lads.

OH HELLLZ NO! FUCK RAYMOND! That bastard is going down. His ******* is cool... his wife is HAWT, but Raymond has to fucking die. ::builds a nail/shrapnel bomb RIGHT in front of my TV::

I like it. I love it. I want more of it. "And I think it's gonna be a long long........ .... TIME!" ~Shatner timing his sentences in overdramatic form as usual.

Wish I could. I'm not browsing on a PC at the moment, so I cant install those twitter scrollers/tickertape applications. Plus the captcha's on every last site never work on a PS3. The other day I tried to join some model's site and it wouldnt let me even get past the captcha! BAH! Me and penis...

It was a few days after my 19th birthday when we were laying there in my bed, during a storm.. We were talking about life, sexuality.. and.. well dammit her breath on my neck was tingling and I couldnt take it anymore! I turned over and...

Good to see you're back. Hopefully for a few hundred posts... maybe a thousand. ;)

LOL FAX! Jesus iz reel I saw him mowing my lawwn last week. Praise Jeezus. Now consuela.. she's way better, she's like supermaid. That girl NEVER complains or slows down. Of course.. she doesnt know much english, but.. I digress. Anyway, this topic is pretty much *gone*. You cant argue the...

I could share a story but it's against board rules unless it's part of a news post. :P

Score +1 for reality. Around here and downtown Indianapolis the **** have already tried so many *****, had so much sex... the laws might as well be changed. If the teens are fucking, I might as well be joining in and smoking and fucking with them. Fuggin' hell. It's no longer "If there is...

The internet? Loosely held together, mostly controlled if they who wish it... wish it. Yet if they want to reap the benefits of a WorldWideWeb, they wouldnt dare try to control it. It's safe for the foreseeable future.

While I dont believe this at first glance.. I'd definitely open the converter box to check. Jus' sayin'.