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  1. Torre82

    Ok, *ahem* Women are putting wasp nests in their vaginas

    Beauty is pain. If you want to self-harm because your vag is loose, go for it. Every harmful action you can do to skin causes it to scar and 'tighten', soo... I mean.. fuck letting a doctor give you a 5000$ bill for what you can do yourself. Slowly. And dare I say.. 'green'ly. *rimshot* (Saying...
  2. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    Eh. *shrug* I just see average girls putting on ... and taking off.. absurd clothes. Am I really the only one so jaded by (dumbass) uniforms? Nurse, maid, officewear, lingierie... d00d, negative on ALL that. The more outlandish the uniform, the more I find it unsexy. It is like, what is with all...
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    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    Girl x watches a metric fuckton of anime, for some reason always identifies with the most obnoxious character. Throws on a neon blue wig, exposes half her tits and ... Profit? And to make it even worse... WESTERN COSPLAYERS OMFG YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FACE OR BODY FOR IT STAHP DOING IT. A proper...
  4. Torre82

    Has Maxim become too tame for the Male Reader?

    *puts on my thinkin' cap* WELLLLLP, lessee.. Pix aint nudes. **** talk slanted more an' more towards that gay-assed craft **** hipster. The average male doesnt realize how cucked his thinking is, and the average female is still the average female ~ doesnt understand a goddamn thing about life...
  5. Torre82

    What the hell happened to the 24-hour grocery stores?

    Agreed ~ I miss the 24 hour days. But it isnt cost-effective ~ those meth heads just walk in, grab a bite to eat, a 12 pack and walk back out. The cop that has to post up at the front of the store doesnt care for it, the overnight stock guys would rather not deal with anybody around them, the...
  6. Torre82

    Student Loans Debt Dodgers

    I feel like it is a huge detriment to most people. At the back of your mind, you have to question it at EVERY given step. Even while I'm getting my prereq's outta the way, I'm seeing thousands printed out for... nothing(?). For each semester, thousands are just piling up over courses I could...
  7. Torre82

    Just don't suck

    ******. I'll be a real man and fuck himever I want!
  8. Torre82

    Woman scales Statue of Liberty base in apparent ICE protest

    Quite a few steps above facebook activism. Getting yourself arrested for your beliefs used to be an excellent starting point. I neither applaud nor dislike what happened ~ it didnt effect me.
  9. Torre82

    Add Morgan Freeman to the MeToo list of celebs

    My (ex) wife came over the other day. Didnt call ahead or ask. Came in, I cleared away the projects I was working on, put on some music and said I'll brb. Went to go make some yellow and wonder how she is. Came back in and she was naked on the bed. I am... just.. traumatized. Am I just some...
  10. Torre82

    Movies so awful you couldn't finish watching them

    *thinks* Huge list. Because even if it is beautiful or life changing, it doesnt make it easy to watch. For example: Her. Lost in translation. Requiem for a *****. Fast and Furious any. Transformers. Jurassic park movies that arent the first. Any shock-documentary like super size me, bowling for...
  11. Torre82

    DVDs Including 3+ Women with Same Name

    .... wait, this is a thing? I mean, I know this is a porn board... but you guys actually watch porn? And know their names? *shrug* Alright, must be a new thing. I get bored with them after the first cum. *looks down at my wedding ring* That has multiple meanings. But sometimes I like the whole...
  12. Torre82

    The Surge

    Just played a dark souls clone ~ except it fucking sucks. Ya know, liking a game that kicks your ass for any and all mistakes... is one thing. But to take that formula and push out all the reward and only offer risk.. blech. Dark Souls = You could actually tell where you were going. You found...
  13. Torre82

    Name A Commonly Found Ingredient In Food That You Really Dislike And Won't Eat

    Food? That I would not eat? .... or INGREDIENTS?! Wow, um.. mustard. Mayo. Horseradish. Ketchup. A1 steak sauce. Lemon when I have a choice of limes. (Lime pepper, water with lime, **** with lime, etc) Normal table salt. FFS kosher or MSG! I want my food to taste as good as possible, not as...
  14. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    It all works out okay in the end. Good part is that this ISNT the end, just a middling, mediocre part... like the calm before the bomb.
  15. Torre82

    Fallout 76

    Steampunk = so cringe. Like cosplay.. or anime.. or normies. :)
  16. Torre82

    Ugly chicks

    I need your best skanks. I need trailer trash. My balls arent gonna empty themselves to these quote/unquote beautiful ladies. I need legit, girl next door types. And by girl next door I mean the chunky ones. The butterface. The meth chick. The amateur girl that makes you stiff and also scared...
  17. Torre82

    What is on your agenda today, fellow Freeones?

    When the wife says it, its like ultra pressure. Like wtf do you think I'm doing, here? Just moving around for no reason? Nah, I'm trying to giff you them babies dangit.
  18. Torre82

    What is on your agenda today, fellow Freeones?

    Gettin swole? Playing games? You ever mix the two? Every time you die and/or beat a mission = max out pushes, crunches, squats. Maybe more of a borderlands thing. Not Dark Souls/The Surge. Too much death, no time to recup.
  19. Torre82

    Cuntpeople.

    English muh fuh, do u speekit?
  20. Torre82

    Who are you jerking to right now at this moment?

    Do you ever actually say anything or do you just post the same pix in every topic? Like... I get it. You like Kenna James. Words, bruh. Use em.
  21. Torre82

    What is on your agenda today, fellow Freeones?

    Current: Fap Brush teef/shower Go see a flick. **** off some downloads, absolutely fuggin EVERYTHING needs to be patched up. UGH Walk for a few hours, see the sights. Turn into 2 knives, be a beta.
  22. Torre82

    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    You should pay her phone bill. ****** reply*
  23. Torre82

    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    Big fuckin cock? PIX OR I CALL BULLSHIT! :) Also, if you could put that cock into someone, that would be even better. *sits back and waits for the dix pix to roll in*
  24. Torre82

    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    14 years later and I still wanna bang your ***, Vamp. Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Dracula: What is a man? [flings his **** glass aside] A miserable little pile of secrets!
  25. Torre82

    What are you listening to right now?

    https://www.radiotunes.com/datempolounge Previous 3: 7DD9 - Broken Heart Bill Burr - No reason to hit a woman?! Jigg - So Hot
  26. Torre82

    Hip hip. Chin chin.

    Hip hip. Chin chin.
  27. Torre82

    Afa you big fat buttfart! You are gone and stuff and things!

    Afa you big fat buttfart! You are gone and stuff and things!
  28. Torre82

    Games you would like to see get remastered?

    To all of you that have the desire to see a 'remaster': Have you tried the PC version? Consoles are forever limited by their creation date/hardware. The PC version comes with the best textures and plenty of options.. and if it doesnt, you can usually ***** the graphics thru your very own...
  29. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    Simplest explanation: Echo chambers. People who used to be the 'dickhead crackpot at the end of the street' are now militant believers in the various organizations they have instant access to. Left seeks more left. Right wants to hear more right. The politicians and corporations are to blame...
  30. Torre82

    Your longest ********* / model crush

    Right.
  31. Torre82

    Fallout 76

    Bethesda cannot create a game that doesnt crash every time you play. In the absolute worst examples of it, fallout 3 might get a good 30 minutes inbetween crashes. Then again I've lucked out and had a 6 hour stretch of non-freeze goodness... like, once or twice. The real problem about fallout...
  32. Torre82

    Porn girls you want to see blacked

    Rant number two: Ya know what else is particularly awful about blacked, the net, and interracial stuff? It is sexist. Dont get me wrong, here.. I am not referencing double standards or #MeToo or any of that, I'm just ultra annoyed at the amount of BBC bullshit, out there. Here is my examples...
  33. Torre82

    Fallout 76

    Bethesda has NOT impressed with Oblivion, Skyrim, F3 or F4. Are they good games? Kinda. But they arent Elder Scrolls or Fallout. In the same way that Squ-Enix took over Tomb Raider, Hitman and Thief ~ Are they good games? Kinda. But they arent what got them to this point. Ya know what games are...
  34. Torre82

    Ghost Recon Wildlands

    I wished the game was better. It looked great, it looked promising, the UI and squad setup was sexy time... and then I played the game. The AI is super useless, on it's own. But it does a hell of a job in keeping you alive, drawing attention to you via firing on anything it (cheatingly) can see...
  35. Torre82

    Poll: Obama 'worst president' since World War II

    *looks at original story* *looks at the numbers* From June 24 - 30, Quinnipiac University surveyed 1,446 registered voters nationwide with a margin of error of +/- 2.6 percentage points. A tiny portion of the population that have already registered - their minds are already made up. I find...
  36. Torre82

    Netflix's Altered Carbon

    Modern media companies: Better than your parent's HBO/Cin/Sho crap. And FYI, no. Game of Thrones doesnt count for shat. Why call it season 8? It should be season 32. It took 8 years x 4 actual changing of seasons to get to this point. Any tension to actually see the show was half gone when they...
  37. Torre82

    Porn girls you want to see blacked

    None of them. But for the sake of calling attention to the usual ideal, I always see the exact same thing. "King Kong mandingo" takes down "Skinny, 4 foot tall blonde chick that looks like a *****" on BlackedRaw! No thanks, I'm not really into the whole racial cuck thing. Also, by extension...
  38. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    People grew up. Got tired. Got married. Got disenfranchised. Got jaded. On that same line of cause/effect... not all of us really 'left'. Some died. Some got locked up. Some are hooked on somethin'. Ya know what really sucks? Losing a few years in a government institution and having to start...
  39. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    That's life, moreso in a digital age. Some people got a favorite pub or meeting place. We got virtual places. And it isn't bad. It's easier.
  40. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    Greets, mister L.
  41. Torre82

    what is the name of the male pornstar

    You were... Searching for the searching section? How very apropos.
  42. Torre82

    Declare your love for your favorite adult model / porn star here

    Miley Cyrus. She has wrecked my balls. I see her showing off and i just wanna bangerz. Me and my balls when we look at you, we just can't stop! Oh, Jolene!! *bates* (Yeah, i just referenced a 'few' songs)
  43. Torre82

    Whose ass you would most like to eat?

    Jodie ******'s, with a Merlot. A ginger sauce with orange drizzle around the pucker.
  44. Torre82

    what is the name of the male pornstar

    Wait, i think we do! TO THE MAINPAGE! *Batmusic ensues*
  45. Torre82

    what is the name of the male pornstar

    Why don't you just email the admin? Usually one of these will hit someone important: admin@teenstryblacks.com Webmaster@teenstryblacks.com Default@teenstryblacks.com Mailerdaemon@teenstryblacks.com
  46. Torre82

    Who would you make out with for hours?

    Nikki Nova. Angela white. Jenna Jameson. Kobe tai. Ashley Anderson (the milf, not the young blonde) Naughty Alysha.
  47. Torre82

    Whos the best big tit porn star of all time ??

    For pure size? Minka. Milena Velba. Miosotis. O'Pearl. For being obnoxiously hot, Tiggle Bitties. Deauxma. Mischel Lee. Angela white. Nice huge size on a tiny frame? Mandi Collins. Some of the czech casting chicks (Lenka, iirc for example)Abbey from we are hairy.
  48. Torre82

    Who is a perfect 10 for you?

    Perfect? Hrm.. *puts phone down, ponders this* I really don't have one that has consistently pleased me. I certainly don't like the average definition of beauty or desirability - i like trailer trash, old ladies, and... Well i guess i like what I'm not supposed to. Beautiful chicks make a shiver...
  49. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    Sooo, what you're saying is... I didn't miss anything. :) I made it to the bottom of the first page. Almost. What'd Vicki have to add? Speaking of the vna... Dawn Allison is on that team, now.. isn't she? Did she divorce? I recall seeing a vaguely lesbian thing with get, maybe a year ago?
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