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Not that I've ever found it on a site besides allover30, but there is a sybian video, too. Do I recommend it? Kinda. She is pretty subdued about the whole orgasm thing. Not a screamin', girls gone wild affair. Her interview vid is more sexy, tbh.

This new CGI is AWESOME. I like the previous incarnation, 'put a ***** face on pornstar body', but this create-a-person thing is doing it for me, too. Cuz sooner or later it'll be fed the traits of someone you find to be 'perfect' and then... porn heaven. You are jerking it to fake people and...

The local bar or club. People: Get a smartphone and a plan, put all their information on a site and answer 1,000 questions, drive 20 miles and pay for a hotel room to get pussy. Me: *walks 5 minutes, doesnt even buy her a ***** from the start, talks to her for an hour, gets what I'm after*...

Although not a fix, I believe modern browser functionality works in your favor, on this one. Do a middle mouse/mousewheel click to pop open a new tab. Tabs are here to stay, *******.

Do we really need another generation of those types? Mandatory job training should be a thing. One basic, one advanced. or if they are the rebellious sort, send off to the military. Nothing is quite so calming as being taken down a notch and being paid to protect the country. Religious exclusion...

Admittedly this is JUST like Japanese mainstream porn ~ porn exists. The clit does not... infernal blurring. So yes. But no. But maybe.

*looks over* Sean, your 'right leaning' policy is headed to the floor for discussion. So to speak. heh

I feel like making a Heather Graham, sometimes. But then I find out she hasnt made any good nudes in years and I instead just shoot out a weak random 20 picture gallery. That sentence makes all the sense and none. #Logic

What? :P Ya never know who is secretly that amateur pornstar. I think if I browsed long enough, I could find Petra or Adam or one of these mods.. although maybe that is more FetLife stuff. (Mods who edit posts inbetween whipping or CBT or.. I dunno, whatever people do behind those closed doors?)...

No doxxing but I'm gonna look for your profile on ******* or xhamster or whatever and see if you have some homemade vids. lolol In fact, *checks my own ******* profile* Nah, only pix of the ex's and wife. I should really upload some stuff... hrm.

Indeed. A complaint topic about complaints made in a topic about complaint topics. If you make a topic complaining about complaining, then you arent.. quote/unquote 'part of the problem' so much as a human that has emotions about other people having emotions. Which is to say that you can...

He must be related to Carson Daly or Ryan Secrest, cuz there is that certain 'something' that people dont like about 'em. I've tried to watch his show, many times.. and the guests are the only draw I can appreciate. Rogan himself seems.. I dunno, like what he is? (A talk show host) And talk...

Es extrano que no haya mas noticias... Su madre esta negando? Necessita mas informacion. :\ Y! DONDE ES NACHO, ACTUAL?! https://gamer4k.com/the-truth-about-the-supposed-hiv-of-nacho-vidal/

Odd that interviews dont show her walking in, and speaking sessions.. (all few of them) switch to another camera before she goes back to her seat. Closing thing to an ass shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeuzWWKrew Switch to .25 speed, via the cog.. and the best ya get is 8 seconds to 9...

*half the board members blush and make a 'teehee' before sighing, wistfully*

I caught a highlight vid on youtube, this last week. A step above college, and I like some of the rule changes. Check the wiki for how they run things a bit tighter, aiming to keep games as short as possible.

I mean technically, there is a barebones communist story to be made, already. She loves her motherland so much, she will do everything it takes to cater to the proletariat class. Alexandria, a servant of the people. Stroking the fires of a civil, democratic peni ... society!

Ah. Nice. I can definitely see where the green energy reference comes from, so.. to speak. Ahem. But then you said 'soy based' and 'stiffener' and, ya know.. I'm just not sure about soy products and estrogen imbalances, these days. Sauce: https://labdoor.com/article/soy-protein-good-for-men...

If communities = a bunch of illegals, sure. But nah, I'd call it a door to door cleaning service. :)

Building border wall = Okay, actually not the worst idea. Spending 2 years doing nothing, while he had way more support in all branches, tho = ... ?? Now making a big fuss over it because statistically, he wont reach the same amount of deportations that the Obama or Bush administrations reached...

It should be SOP to CYA from the HIV.

FINALLY, a post I can masturbate to! Mmm. Thx 8581 muss go typing 1 hnded now

AHEM. It is etiquette to say "America" in a purely patriotic, masculine manner. You follow this up with an even louder "FUCK YEAH!", and if you want your audience to gain rapport with you.. 'Matt Damon' in a monotone, semi-autistic voice. You will momentarily confuse some conservatives, but you...

No current comment, as I havent watched/listened/vetted her... But on a related note, if one wishes to diversify like the U.N., then it is nice to have representatives like this. Different strokes for different pokes. Wait, different fucks for caucasian cucks.. Dangit, I'm going to get this...

I'm sorry Mr Hustler, but it says here on your resume.. green energy.. bonings? Please explain that. ;)

Take the hard-line now, ask for forgiveness later: Media shutdown while you send in the troops to absolutely obliterate MS13 and the cartels. Just no mercy. Scorched earth. US and Russia did it with Afghanistan. Did it work? Of course not. But you set a country back 100 years and install Israel...

With Gamestop about to go out of business, where does that leave GS-published Game Informer?

Newly released dating sim: 50 $ Taking my waifu to some joint where we share an appetizer, get 2 mains and a few drinks: 80$ Negative, sir. Costs too much to waifu. But.. I mean.. is waifu, so.. fuck. *is broke*

I OBJECT! I object that you guys are moderating! and that.. you broke my post when I was watching Ow My Balls! I OBJECT!

On second thought, I'd watch it. Would not sexytime it, but would fappyfap. Sooo.. who was it that claimed her, first? Pool? Assari? I'm already scrolled down the page I cannot go back up. lolol :P

Left humans: FASCIST! DO WHAT WE SAY! Right human: ...?? The rational human: Whelp, time to leave. *heads to New Zealand* :)

Ah geez, Rick. We dont talk about uncle MorTecai. Its like.. its not what we do, we gotta.. we gotta suck on Israel's dick, Rick. We gotta suck it. Cuz.. aw geez, I dunno man. We just do. #RickAndMortyReferenceForTheDay Israel gets 3ish billion in the latest bill. The 'wall' gets 1ish. Just to...

Give the lamb his creature comforts and they will never revolt. Revolution comes only when the comforts are taken away and the idea of rising-up is preferable to laziness. This man attributes all that is wrong with democracy. He may very well have no idea that the freedom to yell at a democrat...

I was cooking beans for chilli, but that's not appropriate when butt stuff is on the menu. Chinese take up sounds decent. cooking beans for chilli, but that's not appropriate when butt stuff is on the menu chilli, but that's not appropriate when butt stuff butt stuff

http://archive.is/t1fOP "It remains to be seen if these matters will be addressed in the final version of the legislation, which is still in flux" "20 violent crimes that would be eligible for early release under the bill: Trafficking ******* or methamphetamines, even if convicted as a kingpin...

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/government-shutdown-february-2019/h_5b42fd8dfbf76152912806a586452254 "Trump to announce 8 billion in funding for the wall, tomorrow ~ via executive action" Yup, McConnell already more-than-hinted at it. He is declaring a state of emergency. But what is...

*shrugs* "En Blau has seen the list of actresses who have filmed recently with Vidal; they're all aware of the news. Industry sources confirm that none of the scenes involved condoms because that's what porn consumers want." Well yes, but at the expense of someone's life? HIV isnt going to ****...

Favorite food/comfort food/soft *****/mixed *****/snack. Fondest memory/worst memory/best job/worst job. Do you like sex/do you **** sex/are you good at it/what hidden talents do you have in life? or in sex? or school? or at your day job?

College should be mandatory, but like military AIT. Do you really need 2 years of your life taken up by classes to tell you what you could learn in 6 months? AND when you are older/tired/unsure/LGBT/broke? High School should be the primer, and shorter. There is nothing to gain by spending extra...

As an... observer of this.. FreeOnes spectacle, I think I approve. Or I might not. I'm not sure what is going on, but it is relevant to .. somebody's interests. All I know is that I want pix and vids of something happening. Adam, Petra, Carmen.. whoever. Cuz I mean, hey.. we've seen pornfan99's...

You were correct. Members of his campaign staff have openly admitted that Trump wasn't even the person who thought up the 'wall concept'… his campaign staff developed the idea of a 'border wall' as a way to keep Trump focused and remind him about his immigration policy… He was so scattered...

For a second, I thought Sean was back.

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My original thought, going into the topic.. was that yes, we all did. But I never hear *** talk about some super-soaker turdfest when I was 0 months to 3 years old... so I guess I was pretty 'regular'. Recalling some mishaps.. when we had to stay hydrated and eat MRE goodness in basic.. and...

"Conned me" "Gabbing back and forth" "Se hablo Mandarin" I'm so aroused in a Jewish way, right now. I once told my wife (half black, half mexican) to speak like Fran Drescher... it was the weirdest boner, being nagged at, rubbed and yet seeing my (Dark, like.. Wesley Snipes dark) brown girl do...

Oh, you. The socialist agenda will be pushed no matter who is elected. The racist guys who elected Trump to save their guns are getting more legislation against them than the black guy did. I get that the charade has to continue, though. The idea that Obama was a democrat is a falsehood. His...

Many guy's thoughts: Man, naked chick! I gotta jerk off. The other guy's thoughts: This looks really uncomfortable. Is she okay? He is just... going to town on that girl, and she looks dry as hell. She is rubbing to keep any tiny amount of wetness going, and I guess so long as they are earning a...

NotSureABoutClickbaitTitle.jpg I do believe these things happen, tho But to record it is nice. :)

Ocasio Cortez = Garnish next to the steak. Nice to look at, but you arent meant to eat it. Red pills pay bills. Go woke, be broke. But the same logic that applied to Bush Junior should apply to Ocasio: If you dont know how to do your job, surround yourself with experts who can advise you, or...

You guys please me. Such faith and zeal in your side. Its nice. If we can live in the same world and just exchange heated words, then we are fine. :)