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I'm not sure how bad I snore. I used to date a gal who said I had a serious snoring problem but I asked the wife and she said I hardly snore at all. I think the truth is somewhere in-between. The wife isn't a complainer but my ex was hyper-sensitive about many things. I do drool all over my...

Looks like the Japan people at Toho are making Shin Gojira targeted for a summer 2016 release. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Gojira http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4262980/

I always thought they threw a sack over them at the bus station.

I ***** best lying on my belly. I'm thinking about trying to ***** on my side as my MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow is more for side-********.

Is it true that he likes to do the sex to and inside of another Congress lady?

No, but I pretended to if I thought she might kiss me on the wiener or worse. But too much bellyaching from a dippy broad makes my head hurt which would make me lose interest in doing the sex.

I thought you sent away for an E-Mail Order Bride from North Korea and she showed up by crawling through your monitor Ringu-style.

Gorilla teeth might work even better.

My dingleberries range from blueberries to figs as far as size but tend to be blue or blueish in color.

The recent one of Paul Stanley and Tara Reid that Gene Simmons ****** 8 months ago made the internets wiener cry and invert into its stomach cavity that soon launched an FBI investigation.

That episode of the People's Court would be the best ever and a Goddam American Treasure of a television program. I hope they book Anna Nicole Smith's ****** judge to attempt to keep order turning it into a real farce. See you there, Friendo!

I imagine the one with Lee Majors, Chuck Woolery, and William Devane buttering up and taking Paula Deen in all 3 of her holes would leave a negative and lasting impression.

Pliers work pretty good. You can get 6-8 butt hairs at a time if they're not too greasy.

My cats are nice kitties but also judgemental bastards. I don't mind if they are in the toilet with me using my pulled down pants as a hammock while I make number two but I like to have quiet and be left alone to enjoy maximum pleasure and fulfillment while Punishing Percy. I don't care...

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Jada might not pass for a woman but she could for a First Lady.

"WHAT THE H???"

Most of my porn is Asian ladies with White fella. I categorize them by how many Asian ladies with the White fella.

This place by me called Sunnin Lebanese Cafe is my favorite place for hummus. Very tangy and flavorful. I like to spread it on the flatbread after it's stuffed with chicken breast or steak. The worst hummus I've had is from this place at the Century City Food Court that tastes like cold goat...

"Hi, I'm Jared from Subway. Some people know me as Ace Balltoucher. If your sack smells like Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki then you've been Fogle'd."

Dan Curtis' Dracula starring Jack Palace.

The wife watches those tella novellas religiously. I also get horny and grab at some sweet Pinay Poonanny Pie lying next to me.

Thanks Adam. The journey of knowledge in life is never ending. Don't stop believin'!

There are cute ladies smiling and dancing all over the place with teary-eyed fellas trying to win them over. Seems there is always a hideous middle-aged crossdresser around looking to eat someone's bugala if the guy gets laughed at and rejected.

For me it's when my boogers smell like dingleberries.

My little wifey DVRs this stuff like crazy and I try to make sense of it. I do running commentary sitting next to her because I don't speak Tagalog. Anybody a fan of this crapola?

No matter what color pants or under britches I wear it's always the same color. Blue.

Indeed, Dieter. Our President may be a nincompoop but he might make you a fine dance partner.

Enjoying the new Nile album.

He must not also worry about looking like an idiot in front of the people he serves being the one who got trolled the worst by an Islamaphobia baiter. Calling him Urkel in 2015 is an insult to Urkel.

I hope he puts his money where his mouth is and allows unvetted Muslim refugees to barnstorm Vatican City. After all they are God's ******** too, aren't they? What possible harm could they do? There might be a few young boys mixed in the lot too.

It's mind boggling that we side with a country(Saudi Arabia) and consider them a friend and ally that had so much responsibility for 9/11. Seems we're being taken for another ride as our federal government tries to convince us that they are against Islamic State.

Yes. Good. I like. Yippee!!!

I did too. Yep.

I'm sure it's the Rolex of suitcase clocks but how the heck do you tell time with it? Wonder if there's an option to strap it to your chest. Maybe pops will tell us what time it really is. Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed

Good one, assari. How's that retard supposed to run away from the cops like that?

Oh heck yeah! This was the feel-good story of the week! No longer will I have to set my alarm to make breakfast nor bring a Mac-10 insisting they make an exception for me if I try to order it at 10:35. I'll take the #4 2 Sausage McMuffins w/egg Meal and make the coffee large w/10 sugars and 4...

One of our highly intelligent Congressmen warned of putting too many people on an island.

Trader Joe's is an American treasure. They make wise and frugal deals on blocks of food that's not expired yet passing the savings off to the customer along with all the loosening of the bowels. I heard in England they have this stuff called English Food that's got some pretty mixed reviews.

New Nile

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Be_Killed

New Soulfly

Really enjoying Dalton Castle on ROH TV. Reminds me a bit of the late "Sweet 'n' Sour" Larry Sweeney and also the present Marty "The Moth" Martinez. http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/8/12/9137539/meet-the-wrestler-thats-gonna-change-your-life-ring-of-honors-dalton-castle

All roads lead to the same destination.

If it is I you are referring to your other choices are mighty good ones and definitely Top 5 but remember we're talking about Outback Steakhouse here. I am going to McDonald's later and getting the tried and true always good and consistent #4 Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese Meal, largest size...

Outback Steakhouse for their Bone-In Ribeye. Sure is good. I suggest ordering the Coca-Cola for your beverage as it's nice and cold with plenty of fizz in it. Free refills too.