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I start again. Dan Cortese(formerly of MTV<which was formerly Music Television>)

I just pulled the magnificent Excalibur out of the stone and will forever reign in triumph. Consider your starfishes permanently lanced! I give you... ...ELAYNE BOOSLER

A cool gust of wind blew up my anus as I kicked the covers off but had the fan still on.

The funniest thing about Paula Poundstone is that you can't trust her around ********. A few of her nanny cams made it to America's Funniest Home Videos. Hide your ******** but it's not because she works blue! Bill Cosby hasn't made many people laugh recently. I go with him. "This is going to...

The other host of "The Feud". The Desperate Desperado of Comedy. At this point he doesn't care if you laugh with him or at him. Too bad he can't fit in a cannon. "Yeah! OK! Anything!!!"

Is Steve Harvey still a comedian or Dr Phil in Blackface?

Similar theme to the "bland" and "sassy" threads. I start again. Yakov Smirnoff

Hopefully when that occurs Debra Messing will pop out of a cake in a smart pantsuit then read a poem by Maya Angelou. It would be such an inspiring and empowering moment. "... And suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. THANK YOU...

"Your breasts, they are so large. You give Russian with them or entire Soviet Union job? What a country!"

Sassing it up at the cop shop with a very sassy mugshot.

For some, working longer hours is working an entire hour.

Maybe in doing this we can have our cum together ****** soldier moment. Here's my initial contribution. As sassy as she is gassy.

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My Someone's not a fan of this thread anymore than she is having Jeremy Piven's tongue shoved down her gullet. "I told you! Don't mess with The Mess!"

Debra Messing's ears are burning but at least she wasn't offended this time. The woman must be given some room to spread her wings and grow, to bloom, to succeed, to lead... "I will soon unleash King Ghidorah to destroy Earth!"

Heck yeah! Take those panties off!

I don't think Charles is gonna stand for that.

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My You could probably get gonorrhea just by picking up and holding a box set from any season of Entourage. Debra Messing would never even entertain doing a cameo on such low-brow, sophomoric...

You will. My next door neighbor is a Persian fella. His Persian ******-in-law is crazy about dogs and spoils hers like crazy. I asked him if he was interested in getting a dog. He mentioned they die and he doesn't want to deal with the sadness. I told him some stories but stressed that you enjoy...

I'd rather see True Romance: 22 Years Later with Patricia Arquette and Christian Slater just to see how those crazy **** turned out and the other hijinks they got caught in the middle of. "Well I'll be darn. I tell 'ya this is the 37th suitcase full of narcotics that I've accidentally ended...

Hey guys, Ariana has apologized again. Again. Look at the amount of inconvenience she's put herself through lowering herself to actually deal with people she hates. "I am totally like... so sorry."

Adopting another cat is saving another life. I took in this old cat once that was broken up like it had been hit by a car but survived. Considering the life it lead it was shocking how nice and trusting this ****** was. I gave it the last 3 years living inside the house with as much luxury as I...

CSI: Cyber? I didn't even know that show existed. I wonder how cheesy that CSI is. Patricia was a bit of a lady hoss in Boardwalk Empire.

I'm sorry, buddy. I've lost many ******* in my life. I've taken in countless cats that ended up in my back yard looking for food. I think it's great that you adopted your cat at the age he was. You gave him love and companionship for the days he had remaining to him. ******* are always...

Saw her name dropped here a couple times recently. Was it the teeth, the weird accent, she's getting bigger, or the fact you were surprised she's only 47. "I heard some things. I heard a few things."

I'm a lifelong Raider fan. My *** liked Lamonica and my guy was The Snake. Such an entertaining player and personality during an amazing era for the team. A one of a kind that will be greatly missed. RIP Kenny Stabler

She has natural C-Cups. Concave.

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My Will E, you're like the Powers Boothe of Freeones. No matter how shitty a movie is, if Powers Boothe is in it it suddenly becomes a great film. Thanks for hanging your hat with us slobs for a...