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I'm sure there are a few Chickenheads that work at McDonald's.

I'll take the divorcee and have some real fun with her getting my knees buckled.

Tonight, instead of passing right by going northbound on Sepulveda trying to make the light at Santa Monica Bl, I stopped by Zankou Chicken which is an Armenian/Mediterranean place. They serve rotisserie chicken, which I think I'm getting some of next time, but I had a Steak & Chicken Kebab...

Instead of shark bites man it'll be the other way around.

Joey thought it was pretty good even though there was a fishy taste mentioning that he used to be a prostitute explaining the difference between gangbangs and orgies then venturing into top 'n' bottom talk. Hopefully the McDonald's Secret Menu is as flexible as Joey is versatile. "On a scale...

Joey likes the Mc10:35 and, since, Joey is an American Treasure, arguing with him is forbidden by law. http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mc1035/ "Where's your God now?"

XXXL Fatburger Dino Velvet's #1 Favorite Burger

Pentagon Jr is a serious Rudo! "CERO MIEDO!!!"

Keep smiling and looking pretty, Antonella. Those teeth might be the nicest I've ever come across. I'd shower a nice lady like you in pearls.

Cute face and pretty smile to go along with those mammoth juggs.

I'm not much for Jimmy Fallon either. He had Bill Hader on the other night, who is actually funny, and, instead of letting Hader do his whacky things and impressions, decided to do a buddy sketch in 3 different parts where they played cops who spit food in each others' mouths. Pretty lame and...

The breeze of a fan can be quite nice.

I gotta lotta second generation VHS that I dubbed off rentals from Odyssey Video. I guess I'll box them up and donate them to the church. Right after I change the labels on every tape. "Boy, I got me some good free **** to donate to you fuckers!"

I see what he did there throwing in a bit of Bait 'n' Switch Goldblum into the mix avoiding touching his chin for 10 hours. He piqued their interest so much over time I don't know how the chopper didn't crash with the passengers dying from suspense as much as from impact. "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Oooh...

I think I can because I Tom Arnold'd him once at the gym asking if he could sign something then rushing in overjoyed the next day presenting my copy of Death Wish running off at the mouth at how good he was as Freak #1 also trying to get him to contact Larry Fishburne, who he was in Deep Cover...

You been hunkered down in Rosie O'Donnell's bunker with no electrickery? I bet with Stockholm Syndrome her farts don't even smell anymore.

If I ever had a decent job I wouldn't have been fired from all those crap jobs. The best job I was qualified for I was judged too crazy to be hired for. Thank God I have money or I'd be broke. I'm an egotistical insubordinate with a Messiah complex with poor work ethic usually too stoned to...

Why only one when you can send a battalion of hairy gay Jews? Maybe they all end up coming to the table by cumming all over the table having the most disgusting orgy ever. Watch out for Captain Bizarro at the Persian Bizarre. Reza drives a hard bargain.

I gotta mention Wanda Sykes. She wasn't even funny enough to be a cast member on Mad TV but Fox built a show around her which replaced Mad TV. That show belongs in the landfill that houses Rosie O'Donnell's Variety Show and Magic Johnson Hour. "OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA! I is funny!"

People confuse him with that Transsexual hooker that accidentally(intentionally) jumped(was thrown) out of a window.

I make sure to have enough grease in my diet so my **** chute slip ''n slides ejecting turds outta me all day at intermittent levels occasionally as far as mass varying shade and buoyancy but on a consistent basis. If I haven't just gone it's cuz I'm about to go.

I was on a plane once. Went from LA to San Jose. That flight was not even long enough for a good **** so I ain't got much experience flying. When I go to The Philippines they better **** me up good and strap me down good. I'm no picnic when I'm angry and even a bigger bear to deal with when...

Yes. Then there will be true cause for celebration.

Yes. Yes. I will make notation of all of this sage advice. If only they could get rid of that darn water so taking a boat would be cause for less anxiety. They should move the ocean to California because we ain't got none.

If you mean "pinch off a loaf" I'm good for about 2-3 per day. Pretty good.

No Sabbath covers fer damn sure. "What is this, know what ahm sayin, that stands befo me Figure ain't black and she's pointing at me Turn bitch 'round quick to check the bu'utt Find out I'm her ***'s chosen one Oh noooooooooooooo!"

Black people act surprised when I know what CPT is. :facepalm:

That is true. Perhaps I should flex my literary prowess to influence and clog up arteries on an international level. The people who don't go into cardiac arrest will be sent to their graves from the methane pollution that finishes off the planet. Where is your God now? Dead.

He should go to Armeniastan and sing their national anthem in front of his wife's people at their big soccer match.

I would like to visit Europe one day. I don't go anywhere. I have money but have never been east of Texas and north of Frisco. I like Los Angeles but have to see the rest of the country and some other parts of the world like the Europe. I have fear of heights and water and am trying to postpone...

If it wasn't for his ****** he'd be getting booked at Pink's serving hot dogs.

You gotta be kidding unless Kathy Griffin's comedy translates well in Germany like Jerry Lewis in the France. Agreed. Chelsea Handler is definitely not funny. Add that Whitney broad to the list. I remember her NBC show.

I BRING YOU FIRE!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Catrina...

SURE IS GOOD

A barrage of sass...

This one here segways into social commentary for 20 minutes making her poor attempt at comedy even more awkward. More disjointed or asymmetric ending than anything happy from Margaret Cho.

I'll be wearing out the mute button to stave off the nervous green diarrhea. I'd rather have the team of Jared from Subway and the Papa John's guy provide the commentary than Mike Tenay and Don West again.

A wadded-up piece of paper next to the kitchen wastebasket.