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Two dumps is nothing to sneeze at especially if pinched off before lunch.

Not at the moment though.

Barely 10AM and I took 3 shits already. How 'ya like me now?

I might lean toward Seagal but Jean-Claude has made some decent DTVs too. Here's some of the gooder ones. Don't forget to stop by the ****** store before popping in the DVD though. Steven Seagal Belly of the ***** (2003) Shadow Man (2006) Urban Justice (2007) ****** Whipped (2008)...

I got a nice wife from The Philippines that pampers me, doesn't stress me out, and makes sure my balls float. Her job got me some good health insurance and I'm getting used to the Filipino Monkey Chow. I blame American White men's deaths on American White women. Avoid the Praying Mantis and get...

Both, first on Saturday and Part 2 on Sunday. Juno was so fucking hot!:rubbel:

"WHOOPSIE!!!"

A Reince Priebus Crap Sandwich makes you wish you'd let Jared from Subway fix you up a Grilled Cheese that he cooked up on the heater of his cell.

*****: 3/5 Sober: 3/10

The Safari I **** typing on the telephone though.

Been a fan of this guy since I was a ***. One of the best baddies on film ever. Just got Sharky's Machine on Blu-ray and will enjoy watching Henry as a psychotic cokehead. Silva is also a God of Italian Crime Films. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798328/

Enter The Ninja on Blu-ray starring Franco "Django" Nero. Love those old cheesy 1980s Cannon Films.

Pornstars, Celebs, or Civilians. I'll go with Maria Molina and/or Elita Loresca.

How is she not one of the ladies on The View? She'd fit like a glove in that crypt of desperate attention seeking D-List ***** nincompoops.

Poor Shrek was the voice of reason in that room. Monica Conyers was one step away from flinging her own *** at him.

Detroit proudly defends their crown of the Laughing Stock of America every year. Accidental Comedy is still comedy.

Put it in the wrong hole and fix her little red wagon.

Last night had "The Works" Frisco Burger at Marie Callender's. Sure was good.

Found some good All You Can Eat Korean BBQ on the Westside at Galbi King on National Bl just east of Sawtelle.

2 from Hammer Films: The Curse Of Frankenstein The Mummy

What an outrageous accusation.

You know it. "New... Day Rocks! Booty!"

As far as the debate the winner was between Hillary or Bernie but Lincoln Chafee was definitely the Senator Tim Calhoun of the night. "Glass-Steagall was my very first vote. I'd just arrived, my *** had died in office." "I think you're being a little rough."

As one of the middle-aged sweaty perverts around here I'll take both the fat chick and the fattening sandwich.

So far my legion has 2 cats and 3 flips. Yessir. You are welcome, my fellow west coast admirer of Filipinas. Really enjoy that thread you made as it's chocked full'a the friendliest and most generous vaginas on earth.

Allow the Power Of Positivity to infuse your soul and may each and every one of you have a blessed weekend. #Tacos #HammerHorrorBluray #SweetPinayPoonannyPie

Heck no! I ain't going down there. I'd rather spend a few extra bucks staying in LA and save the risk of venturing into TJ. There is plenty of sopping wet Latin pussy for hire here.

Suffering, Anguish, and ****.

Cuz dat am raciss to the Japan peoples.

I've had a couple that got married several years later that I found out through the Google. One I was happy for and the other I had pity for the poor guy who got stuck with her. The last significant relationship that I ended I'm still holding her hand over the phone as a friend basically telling...

Heck yeah! Yum! Yum!

Where has this master thespian been since 2012? It is mucho entertaining reading his comments from the IMDb board. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000325/

A great Breakfast Burrito from a car wash off'a Olympic/Sawtelle.

Armie Flores http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?848953-Filipina-Armie-Flores-Really-Makes-Me-Sweat https://www.google.com/search?q=Armie+Flores&biw=1536&bih=847&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIlbbhpe-9yAIVjH6ICh2oYQ1i#tbm=isch&q=Armie+Flores+nude&imgrc=_...

I'd eat a rat if it had those sexy charbroiled grill marks on it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If your Bush's Baked Beans have fur on them, make a fur coat. May all of your frothy diarrhea dreams come true making your toes curl as you *** outta your butt.

I, in fact, had Burger King tonight and went with the tried and true Double Whopper with Cheese. I also had some Chicken Fries, Potatoey Fries, and Onion Rings. Where is your God now?

I admit to using the light of a coal miner's helmet to check a gal for VD, see if her clam has mydia, or if her yeast looks infected.

I tend to be forgetful and disorganizized at times. It was still in a Hughes Market bag that I left and pushed to the back of my garage along with some other hidden treasures. Enjoying that supper of free chili was a real feeling of triumph.

I don't see a problem consuming these beans. I recently enjoyed and survived eating a can of Stagg Chicken Ranch House Chili that I found in my basement that had an expiration date from the 20th Century. It was maybe even better than if I ate it during the suggested time frame.

YouTube = JewTube Don't get caught in their diabolical web or they will steal your mind and harvest your soul.

Lily Figuera