That old hag embarrassed herself more than her intended target. My ******-in-law speaks Tagalog and very little English and I sure as Hell wouldn't appreciate some ignoramus intruding where they have no place. I do want my ******-in-law to learn English for reason to improve her life and...
Ultima Lucha has come and gone and next is Season 2 of Lucha Underground. If you are any kind of wrestling fan do yourself a favor and watch these videos.
Something interesting about ugly broads I've noticed over the years is that they can get laid easier charging forty bucks than trying to give it away for free.
Jesus better move His Divine Ass while the Jews still control Israel before the Persians take over that neighborhood like they did mine. Watch out for real estate speculating yahoos with impeccable manners and charm who conveniently forget to bring money. Every time the sun rises I see more sand...
If Jesus actually came back down to Earth watch many priests, reverends, rabbis, and imams run frantically away like cowards like they could actually escape their punishment. I guess they have a reason to be God fearing.
The 660,000,000 Dollar Man
Suffering is redemption and all things in life require balance. May this coward be chased until he can run no more. A putting down of a man of education and cunning can be quite a challenge, even sporting. His head might not be nailed onto a wall but his remains can be stuffed into a crawlspace...
Sounding the alarm bell by ringing the dinner bell early. Tonight I will have some Chicken Tikka Marsala that I got from the Trader Joe's. Tikka! Tikka!
Better or worse that Martha Stewart's ******* Chamber of Dr Sadism?
"It's Mistress Angela down here, shitstain!"
"She made my asshole look like a medium Pepperoni Pizza! I'll be back next time I'm in the mood to have my starfish crusted!!"
Does she even play songs at her show or just run around playing Truth or Dare with the audience? Who is her target demo these days?
Any of you fellas have ********* that followed her when they were **** during her Hannah Montana period and you also worried they'd follow Miley's example into...
Wasn't McCain 2 years younger when he ran than Sanders is now? Both are old and Hillary is 67 herself. I don't need what Bernie Sanders has to offer so I have no need for Bernie Sanders. He is way more honest than Hillary though. I have some respect for him as an adversary because at least he...
You mean all the countries in the continent of Asia uniting? Allahu Akbar Ching-Chang-Do Tandoori Banana Ketchup 9/11 at the 7/11 fer Chrissakes! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
My Japanese Godparents are the sweetest racists you'll ever meet. Still trying to get my new Pinay wife permission to enter...
Bernie Sanders is the Dennis Kucinich of this election cycle; too honest for anyone to believe in. I might disagree with him on a number of things but at least he seems like a good human being who fights for what he believes in. I recommended my aunt vote for him instead of becoming one of...
Who would you feel is the most ethical and trustworthy Presidential candidate we can pick regardless of party? Are character and openness something we should consider before voting?
I agree with that too. Some have other motivations and loyalties of their own though. Who knows what Chucky does but there aren't enough Chuckys to make a difference.
I don't care if they can look at themselves in the mirror. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder especially if the beholder holds the 5 20s. Let Carson Daly whine for them tugging at heartstrings on one of his cornball NBC PSAs.
What will he do? What will he do? Here's something from the New York Post...
http://nypost.com/2015/07/23/how-obama-is-using-schumer-to-nuke-the-us-israel-alliance/
Grampa Munster probably wishes he could hide from this taking temporary political cover hunkering down in his coffin for a few months. Shoulda never let Herman wander around on his own like that.
This is one of the most encouraging and inspirational stories of sisterhood to usher us into the weekend.
Nikki Minaj could use Taylor Swift as a butt plug letting that blonde hair hang out like a sexy horsey tail.
I have a tenant that's both Jewish and a Democrat. I was having a nice day assembling some new outdoor furniture and he comes marching up into the driveway foaming at the mouth on how, "Obama betrayed the Jews!" and "He just threw Israel under the bus with that nuclear deal!" My new outdoor...
When I lived in Austin one of the best fucks I had was from this buck-toothed, racoon-eyed, marble-mouth skinny stripper from The Yellow Rose. We almost knocked her house off the wheels a few times. She was so dumb I'm betting she's not alive anymore.
I don't care that they made it through the 12th grade. My main concern is that I'm not the 12th one lying on that mattress today. Keep it clean ladies, be low volume, and I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.
I'm sure there are a few suckers out there or broads wouldn't pull shameless crap like this.
"I deserve the money. I shouldn't have to lower myself and work like the rest of you."