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Happy Thanksgiving to all. Just enjoyed my Thanksgiving Dinner and now enjoying my Thanksgiving Diarrhea as I pass this message of good cheer to you all. Home is where the comfortable toilet seat is.

It's nice to see Johan back to his normal self coming out so unscathed and unaffected by the recent tragedy in his own country to find the ability and focus to comb through the headlines to shine light on such intolerance in America. After all, having a ball-hair of defiance toward terrorists...

When are Black people going to realize that Al Sharpton profits off their misery and banks on their failures? Where is the Black leader that projects positivity and believing you can succeed? Many immigrants come to America having much less also not being able to speak the language and find...

I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your thoughtful responses and extend an additional showing of gratitude to Iceman for throwing up in his mouth. Considering this special time of year allow your toenails to grow to make some Christmas ornaments or maybe some earrings for your best...

I like it all too as long as I don't get surprised with a turkey wiener.

I could eat turkey tit sandwiches all year long. This year we're feeding 6 people and ordering dinner and pie from Gelson's Market.

The ones that are big enough to pick a lock with I pick up off the floor and put in an empty **** Zero can. The smaller fragments I push under the couch and my ******-in-law eventually sweeps them up.

Indeed. Those grapefruit half bolt-ons are shameful. Absolutely shameful, I say!

Last night I saw Howling II: ... Your ****** Is a Werewolf. I've seen this film many times first as a *** in the theater way back in 1985. I was naive then expecting a nice follow-up to the original The Howling. Now I look at the film differently enjoying the camp, drooling over Sybil Danning's...

Hey, I can't find my old "Italian Jaws Rip-offs" post/thread. Can anyone help me find it? I'm trying to order some DVDs and wish to buy what most people would avoid. I just purchased Enzo Castellari's Great White from 1982...

Best Erik Estrada film of all-time! Enzo Castellari was a real maestro pulling out a stellar performance like that. Heck yeah!

I thoroughly went through Amazon.com making sure I now will have every Van Damme and Seagal film available. I already had most of them and made sure I got Blu-ray unless DVD was the only available which, in that case, I got that. However, my collection is still missing No Retreat, No Surrender...

I ***** a lotta, lotta soda pop so I try to ***** diet to avoid all the sugar. Anyway, I'm a **** Zero guy. I like it ice cold right outta the icebox full of carbonation. The other day I chugged one after eating some kebab, hummus, and salad for lunch and practically melted my buddy's forehead...

Great and informative video, Will. Thank you, sir. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?865029-Who-Is-The-Goddamndist-Goddamn-Bah-Gawd-American-Treasure-On-This-Here-Board

Never heard of him/her Good Got'ny nude pics? Thanks Obama Whoopsie

I saw that on the TV. That Twitter sure trots out the delusional retards.

Would I be assuming too much that you'd rather roast black wieners than eat black burger?

After the gym I make a call To this hooker that looks like a deflated blow-up doll She answers the phone on the second ring Knowing there's some hard cock I will bring I've seen her for years and know the score She's definitely more slut than a whore You'll see a deranged grin when she opens the...

After I dine at Natalie Thai I stop by Lily's to go and say "Hi" Over there is a rub and tug Where I always get greeted with a great big hug She says, "Long time! Long time!" After wiping off some fella's slime From her face that's made up like a mime I'm taken by the hand into a room That is...

I don't like taking the Lord's name in vain any more than I like using profanity. Isn't "Geez" short for Jesus?

Pay attention and look through your windshield every now and again!

Hope he's grilled and confronted about being an A-Lister also. Great job getting the AIDS though! Wonder if Lauer feels like confessing anything.

The Expendables 2 (Jean Claude Van Damme plays a great villain) (Chuck Norris' beard is perfect like it was applied with a magic marker)

The Expendables(Expanded Edition)

Thinking it over Charlie Sheen might be the most likely suspect. If he is an A-Lister than that "A" must stand for the AIDS. Congratulations and Feliz Navidad to Carlos.

I don't think the AIDS wants to catch whatever Mickey Rourke has.

KFC gives me butt gravy with 4 **** nuggets mixed in. I think one or more of the 11 herbs and spices plays tricks on my stomach then tickles the inside of my starfish unless the gloriously frothy diarrhea gets ******* out of my rear. A 3 second **** and a 10 minute wipe.

My sympathies to the people of France and to Johan and Georges from around here. France and America have had a long friendship.

Just had a bucket of Original Recipe with some biscuits, mashed potatoes & gravy, and corn the other night. KFC is on my regular rotation of fine dinner choices. Congrats to Supa in the Germany.

A good **** Zombie film called Outpost.

Why run down and pay for one of those sites when you can walk down and fuck 'em all.

I stopped listening when Jackie took off. He was very inspiring and the true conscience of the show.

I'm sure these two have crossed swordfish jousting each others' face off having a few good men over for a ******** and several days of thunder staying alive well into the Saturday night fever seeing who'll be the top *** and last samurai having all the right moves creating risky business for the...

It's hard to predict how these Hollywood characters like to get their stockings stuffed for the holidays. In a time thought of for giving many would rather receive preferring their gifts unwrapped. Back in the 1990s we had a President that had a painful aids problem guilty of such indiscretions...

Heck yeah!:banger:

I recommend acquiring a minimal amount of micro self-esteem to ward off all the micro aggressions this unsanitized world can bring.

Robert Downey Jr. has had loads of hot goop splattered and spackled all over his taint over the years. Maybe he's the one thankful for the Christmas AIDS. Probably wasn't from sharing needles but more from fellas being double-parked in his butt.

I mostly dial up Freeones on the telephone. I prefer my desktop but when I'm logged on I'm usually building a log cabin in the terlet as well.

I'm hoping it's all the above.

Heck and double heck no! She's gonna have a bunny tail chocked full'a dingleberries and cummy bears!

Thanks for noticing, predicting, or assuming correctly. I have had periods when I've generously rewarded myself but scowl on ever developing a reputation of being bountiful to others. Fooey, I say, and Bah Humbug in advance!

Samurai Cop

'Ya darn tootin'! I pride myself on being a cheap cheapo.

I cast my sole and honorable vote for Will E Worm. He tells it like it is whether it is or it ain't. Face palms to eternity and keep shining the light on those Hebes. Impact Wrestling is still spiraling down the toilet though.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ex-olympian-reveals-shes-living-171958982.html She won a bronze medal at the 1988 Olympics and has a Fancy Book Learner Degree from the Stanford to be one of those Doctor people. She now lives in a bed bug ridden trailer out in Hillbilly Country and panhandles...

A darn good guy who hasn't been around for awhile. I enjoyed him poking fun at me and my future wife suggesting a tribe of Flips would take over my house. His words rang true but we're all happy together. Anyway, I hope things are going well in the New Jersey and he's winning big at the track.