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He sure looks like Charles but doesn't act like him. I think I'll miss this Bronsonsploitation film. Charles Bronson did better fight scenes when he was 73. Death Wish 5 > Death Kiss 1

From the 1970s sitcom Three's Company most people would choose one of the blondes to bang. Not me. I know the lady who likes to do the sex the best in that Santa Monica apartment building would be Lana.

I got nuthin in high school from the ladies. I was a jock with weed in my pocket and still couldn’t find a way to get my dick wet. Friday would come and I’m thinking about Monday and the girls I want to see who want nothing to do with me.

Went out for Persian Food at Shamshiri Grill on Westwood Bl. Had the 14 Oz Filet Mignon with grilled veggies and Basmati Rice. Great dinner and deal being less than $30.

I remember my English teacher coming up to me, putting her hand on my shoulder smiling at me with pride, then letting me know she's giving me a "D" so I didn't fail. 2) Smoke weed 3) Smoke weed 4) Smoke weed

Why did he quit his job?

That's a little cheap.

Help me. Help me. Oh please, help me. Christmas is right around the corner and my very Catholic wife's birthday is also in December. I need 2 good gift ideas. Help me be good for once.

Demon ****** on Atari 2600. Still a great game.

Tonight we went to an old steakhouse in Culver City named George Petrelli's. I had a real nice 20 Oz Porterhouse with baked potato, veggies, French Onion Soup, and a salad.

Way back when I was dating this one gal. We went up to her ***'s house in the Hollywood Hills. Her ****** did not approve of me. We were inside her house and I excused myself to use the bathroom. There was a bidet in there. When I came down and sat back down at the dinner table I looked over at...

I do admit to still be Punishing Percy to her in her honor. Never in my life have I known a woman who loves cock so much. The only reason she charged is because she'd rather be thought of as a whore than a slut.

Naw. Married. My chasing after lower priced, high mileage, roadkill quality hooker days are over. Lemon Drop is massively old too. Who will be the unlucky guy who calls 911 after she strokes out while he was inside of her? I used to enjoy watching her false eyelash crawl down her face like a...

I don't mind regular liberals but the leftist tards who run Sacramento **** up every morning trying to figure out how they can make life more expensive and less fun. Our outgoing Governor looks like a vulture and the new one smiles like Wink Martindale.

What time was your *****? I took an afternoon *** yesterday and dreamed she kissed me in a certain area until my knees buckled. Even in my ***** I gave her a peck on the forehead afterward.

Imagine pushing that salmon back upstream and you'll know how what a fag endures.

Every once in a while the client gets to do the bait and switch.

I got a good look and just realized something. Jordan Kushner is so Jewish looking he looks like he's wearing a yarmulke even when he's not. What type of cabal was he spawned from? Anybody check Ivanka for bites on her neck???

Ahhhhhhhhh... the dreaded three second **** and a ten minute wipe. Worse if after all the clean-up you feel more tremors going off in your gut signaling another scalding blast of butt gravy. Squirt. Wipe. Repeat.

This shameless Jew from Montreal is about to drop his 6th Christmas album. He doesn't even sing. Just an LP full of Shatnerisms. Where's Mel Gibson's Hanukkah album dammit?!?

Only a man of such immense inconsistency could ever create the greatest ******* sing-a-long of all time. Sing along, fuckers! C'mon now. Well, i was ***** the day my *** got out of prison...

That's more like it, Outlaw!

A beautiful Country song about Mormons sung by the last guy you ever thought was a Mormon... except having the 15 wives and all.

So many good times. So many embarrassing secrets we shared. She's seen me at my best. She's seen me at my worst. I picked up the hammer but couldn't go through with it. Such a loose end allowed to be hanging around. I know better but I'm powerless. We will just expand the ****** with the new...

Monday Night RAW has been more boring than soccer lately. It's not the weed that makes me nod off.

This entire album. Light up, sit back, and relax...

Got something called Deadhead OG. Love my Indica smoke after 10PM. One top shelf ounce is still $250 at my dispensary.

The Clintons probably made sure the only living witness was Billy Jack Haynes. If Billy Jack Haynes said the world was round scientists everywhere would be conducting new studies. I think Vince McMahon personally edited this video. The wig was Billy Whack's idea though. "Life is a work and...

I share your opinion but also know others on the board may have different experiences than we do. I worked the door for years and have already had worse stuff said to my face with eye contact than any insignificant internet dingleberry could possibly unleash on me here on their best day while on...

Charmin keeps my butthole fresher than a French lady’s armpits.

Rob Halford actually did a good Christmas album.

Returned it. Battery wouldn't hold a charge. Basically traded it in for a Mega Everdrive x7.

Is this her?

Top Ramen Twenty Seven Cents Four Minutes And Eighteen Seconds Sure Was Good.

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Any good stories of hissy fits between sweaty perverts that you had to get in the middle of? Could you please give some funny, interesting, even toe-curling details if you leave out the names? I try to never bother you. On a scale of 1-10 how fun is it being a mod? You get perks? I dunno as I...

Huh... what?

Not much of a surprise a business relationship between a rodent-face lawyer and an over the hill hooker goes sideways. I wonder if Mikey slipped it to her a few times without leaving any roses on the night stand.

Seems a few of you go with a combination of Bitdefender and Malwarebytes. I should get the premium editions for both. Is the Premium VPN necessary and basically what the heck is a Premium VPN?

I fall into the latter category. Not sure if it's something to do with my nose or mouth or something else. I either go clean shaven or grow a full-on Jihadi beard. My *** was lucky as he grew an amazing evil black mustache.

I never went through the agony of having and passing one of those sumbitches but I heard a few ***** curdling stories. What say yoos?

Our correspondent out in the field, Chef Joey Hernandez, finds culinary nirvana inhaling an entire chicken while sitting in the front seat of a Toyota Corolla parked inside CostCo's lot. Only $4.99

Some gypsies just picked my pocket and now I'm completely out of cash. I'll have to stop by Walmart to get your chips.

I was escorted on the beautiful Aisle Of Ralph by a warm and welcoming Rosita where we were able to uncover the bags of Pork Rinds allowing me to have several keepsakes from my trip. It was a bright afternoon as none of the bulbs were out. I had my passport handy if we were later to partake in...

I had one one minute and forty eight seconds ago.

Put yourself on high first and everything will taste better.