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I'll microwave a 3 day old Whopper and it will deliciously ascend into my mouth. No grave robbers necessary.

Keep it simple, people. Cheap too. Tonight I had another 8 piece of Fried Chicken from the Ralph’s. Stood in line for 4 minutes at the checkstand. Only cost $7.99. The other night I had a plate of Pork Rinds covered with Hormel Chili. About 3 minutes. Cost approximately $5.48. How low can...

Hope he at least cut him down first since he was the one who put him up there.

Where is The Bob Newhart Show on that list, sir? I still watch Carol Burnett Show (variety show) too.

Macron pours out his heart while Bin Salam is grinning at him looking like he's about to lean in and pat him on the cock. Macron rides bitch to Vegas if he is allowed in the car at all.

Good for you, Rey. You’re so tough you can still look tough while ******** a Wendy’s milkshake through a straw. Rambo looks like Jackie Stallone if he tries that.

I give her the Beijing Beef Pounda Express no Chop Chop Suey because I plan on taking my time before bathing her in my Hot ‘n’ Sour Sauce.

These guys look like broskies about to do a weekend roadie to Vegas. Is there a Hangover sequel possibly made from this?

I was taught these breathing exercises to achieve inner peace which is a fine replacement for the ignore button. Shaaaaaaaaaaaaanti!!!

8 piece Fried Chicken from the Ralph’s. $7.99

I don't.

Showing video is raciss.

Pork Rinds covered with Chili.

I’ll enter her before 3PM and get an extra punch on my loyalty card.

And write a letter I shall. Time to get the scissors and Elmer’s Glue out so I can cut and paste items and pictures from Chinese Restaurant menus arranged in a way so she knows that I am interested in doing the sex. Our afternoon rendezvous will be the best lunch special ever.

Next time you order your Robot Hooker don’t get the model with the coin slot because they tend to be more temperamental and unreliable than the ones that accept bills.

The only way I can speak to her in her language is to do it in the form of ordering a meal. I want to make good impression so she will be Wonton me.

https://usa.kaspersky.com/free-antivirus

Thanks Adam. Do you have an opinion on Kaspersky? I bought an Alienware Gaming PC and I'd be willing to pay for good protection.

When I was a *** I watched The Jeffersons. I always wondered why George walked that way. I later learned it was because Sherman Hemsley played George Jefferson.

Some Filipino Menudo my ******-in-law cooked. Gonna eat some more later after getting high.

I assume half of the China babies will grow up and become Asian ladies.

I give her a real Kung Pao number four Beef & Broccoli Mu Shu Pork into her Fortune Cookie as she enjoys both the Sweet & Sour making her eyes so slanty they become vertical.

Trojans block crawly critters in creepy cunts but I need something for torrrents and tubes.

Nice to know Michael Bloomberg has excellent taste in women. I don't know. I don't watch the business network but she does pop up on that pencil-necked geek Neil Cavuto's show. I usually have the TV on mute during the afternoon so I just stare at her thinking about inserting my penis into her...

FNC just got some new Asian Eye Candy. That smooth golden hairless skin... those plump lips... those slanty eyes that look up at me while my wiener gets kissed.

If not Malwarebytes, what is the best anti-virus? I just bought a new PC Desktop on Cyber Monday.

Seems enough concentration of tear gas makes for a pretty good wall on a temporary basis. The Mexicans will handle the Central Americans if they are left long enough at the border to stew. If the policia are diligently sloppy and unprofessional enough it may discourage the next caravan. May...

I made chili cheese dogs tonight for suppertime supper dinner. I ate 5 chili cheese dogs and washed them down with a cold, crisp, and carbonated **** Zero Sugar.

A 1/6 size Centipede with real arcade rom and trackball. Love this thing.

2 of my mini arcades

I have 8 here tomorrow including my wife and me. I get dinner with all the sides from Gelson's Supermarket and heat it up. Got my Pumpkin Pies from there too. I brought it all home and the wife heats it up and does the cleaning. I have all 3 NFL games programmed on the DVR. Plenty, plenty of...

I want to put my branch in all 3 holes of the Ocasio-Cortez. The establishment Dems are the ones wanting to fit her for a pair of cement boots. She’s not getting with the program.

Nothing was ever going to happen to the Saudis or Crown Prince no matter what evidence was produced. These are the same people who played their part in 9/11 and see a Christian man carrying a Bible like he might as well be carrying a bag of heroin. Somebody please explain the petrodollar. Does...

Sure looks good.

I agree with this part. Whenever people feel their *** rights may be restricted they may be more apt to rush out and stock up while they feel they still can. Perception is reality here.

Fuck him. Anyone in government who talks too tough about *** control ends up becoming Firearms & Ammunition Salesman Of The Year. Barack Obama's face sold guns like Uncle Ben's sold rice.

Terrific, RJS. Keep us posted on your goodies.

She good. I do the sex with girl.

He's a chef of some sort and used to work at California Pizza Kitchen. https://twitter.com/_joeysworldtour?lang=en I am a Personal Chef & YouTube Food Critic. See my YouTube food reviews at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC9uqoIkY8Nd7J9Gnk98W1w

Always loved that show. I have the DVD set. https://www.amazon.com/Barney-Miller-Complete-Hal-Linden/dp/B005BUA1JY/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1542600248&sr=1-1&keywords=barney+miller&refinements=p_n_format_browse-bin%3A2650304011

Either that or the insufferable outhouse down below.

I try not to do tricks around the household with my cum. When it puddles up on the bathroom floor I just wipe it up with some TP.

"Midterm" Murphy Brown sure rocked the election. Candice Bergen is an unstoppable ***** of progressive ideology. "Pull my haaaa'aaaair..."

I ordered something from AliBaba one night and the next morning I was missing a kidney.

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Joey knows it's time to get a new car when his floorboard is ankle-deep in crumbs. If he slashed his wrist it would be to put more nacho cheese on his chips.

Yoga Pants is an interesting possibility. He’s getting a lot of buzz on talk radio out here about him running. He is Jewish though. Mitt Romney had enough trouble being Mormon.