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When my pubic area looks like a rainforest and smells like the sewer I use Veet Hair Removal Cream. You might burn your bacon and blister for a few days but soon after you will experience a feeling of clean in your junk that you never have before. There are a few warnings and precautions but...

If Stormy can’t make it rain in the strip club she’ll be in The Valley trying to flag down cars on Sepulveda and Sherman Way. I’ll drive by with a 20 hanging off a fishing pole seeing if she’ll chase after it.

So in the end after everything is calculated who really did pay for the sex?

Maybe the Ocasio-Cortez will be the Democratic Candidate for President in 2020. As a waitress she averaged 19.7% gratuity which should translate to some high political approval ratings.

Tonight we ate Filipino Food at Max’s in Glendale. Afterward we went across the street to the Glendale Galleria which was full of wannabe Kardashians walking around.

Kristol a little light in the loafers like Lindsay Graham, no?

I ended up just fine with both a nice birthday and Christmas present. So appreciative and grateful for everyone’s help. You guys really went the extra mile on this one.

Still working on the warm part. Guests are on their way and I don’t want them to be cold.

Charles Bronson worked Pennsylvania coal mines when he was 14 years old wearing a dress he stole off some old lady's clothesline. No one ever made fun of him. Bronson was 5'8 1/2'' according to IMDb. Afterwards he joined the military storming the beaches of Normandy wearing a sport coat holding...

Wonder how many in Chicago will get whacked for Christmas then then packaged up in a body bag with a nice bow on it and greeting card hanging from the toe. Santa should enjoy his tactical advantage and bump off a few just for kicks. His vision is going on him so he only aims at the ones that he...

Last night’s football game was good.

Today I went to Target and got the Atari Flashback Classics for the Nintendo Switch and played the heck out of it. It has 150 games from the Arcade Versions, 2600, 5200, and I think 7800. Really fun if you're into retro games and/or Atari.

Also agree. Becky has really stepped up and taken it to the next level.

I was living in Austin, Texas in the 1990s when I saw Desperado in the theater there. When Salma did that nude scene it got amazingly and borderline uncomfortably quiet in the theater and seemed hard to breathe. My pants started getting tight too. Salma Hayek is like Raquel Welch and Sophia...

This woman look good in purple dress. Maybe if you look like her he would want to do the sex inside you.

She dead. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/actress-sondra-locke-longtime-clint-eastwood-co-star-partner-died-012844722.html

Looking for a handout, huh?

Maybe he have wiener like Chinaman so you not know you even do the sex. If there is white stuff then sex was done. Good for him even if not good for you or you know no.

I miss the big blond hair and deranged coked-out eyes some of the goofier sluts of the 1980s had.

That’s some serious Latina Heat and I like my Mexican Food Cuban style too as long as it’s on the caliente side. Vanessa is around 65 but I’d still do her.

On the Smackdown side things aren't as bad. I really dig the new heel enviroNAZI Daniel Bryan and enjoy when he calls people "FICKLE!"

I’ve had Hookers With Benefits(Lemon Drop being on Social Security) and still ain’t caught nuthin’.

A buncha SJPs(Sarah Jessica Parkers) those SJWs are!

Right on, Rey! I miss Vanessa Del Rio! If she still liked to do the porno I’d still watch and be Punishing Percy like there’s no tomorrow.

Tucker’s show is good. Who’s Bill O’Reilly?

Can't beat a hand holding Sondra Locke who's grip was strong enough to hold onto Clint Eastwood's wiener for years. Didn't she try to put out a Country album? Best role was as a hooker in The Gauntlet. She was naked often.

She'd have to be keeping the faux-Bronson's balls floating to get acting work just like the OG Jill Ireland with genuine actual Bronson. Almost too late, Rey. These millennials here don't know who Jill Ireland is. If the Cardi B had her tits chopped off then maybe... whoever the Cardi B is...

In The Philippines they serve pieces of fried chicken and spaghetti. I think you can get a 20 piece of McFishHeads for $4.79 also.

I agree. Stereotypes wouldn't exist unless they were true 75-80% of the time. I've really grown to like the little broom/dustpan combo. It's like having a broom and dust broom w/pan all in one. Great for sweeping up the kitty litter.

Sure. I could talk Bronson all day.

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We have those big white and red boxes that we stuff full of stuff and send there too. I'll figure something out. Things tend to turn out OK even though I'm a bundle of nerves beforehand.

Georges, if you like the later Bronsons like Death Wish 3, 4, and 5 I recommend you also see The Evil That Men Do, 10 To Midnight, Murphy's Law, and Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects. If you want some older unknown Bronsons then check out Violent City and The Valachi Papers.

I got a Death Wish 3 T-Shirt that gets a comment or two every time I wear it.

How are you doing with your shopping? Is your wife difficult to buy gifts for too? My wife just got a new SUV last year. She owns pretty much everything in the Apple Store too.

PC Matic runs TV commercials all day long but I don't know anyone who's bought PC Matic. I will say the guy in the commercial speaks decent Engrish.

If I were to guess and he'd want to jump in with both feet I'd say Michael Bloomberg. Isn't he a Democrat this week? Would Joe Manchin have a chance? He's a moderate that might be able to court enough of both sides with his politic-talk BS. I still feel if the Democrats draw a hard-lefty for...

Might already be unless someone can prove there's actual pork in a McRib. The new halal Sausage McMuffin w/egg(only available for the month of Ramadan) is great. Get one of those even if you have to strap a bomb to your chest and demand it.

Thanks Georges. Does anybody or do you know anybody who uses PC Matic? Those commercials are on the TV all day long.

Does the I Heart Radio app work? Conway Jr’s show is entertaining and topical. Conway Sr calls in occasionally. I think you’d like it.

I like he holds the McRib with his Nosferatu fingers.

This guy doesn't need the ignore button.

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I don't know if you get him on the radio back there but I listen to Tim Conway Jr on KFI 640 out here. Conway Jr gets really excited over stuff. He absolutely loves the McRib. His enthusiasm is contagious so I buy one thinking maybe Conway Jr is on to something. He sounded like he joined a...

I'm not a fan. I hear the hype every year with its return. I try it thinking this time I will like it. It ends up being my annual pork sponge sandwich w/BBQ Sauce, pickles, and onions.

More fake Bronson stuffs to enjoy...

This doppelgänger looks like Charles Bronson and Danny Trejo's love *****. Bronson's ethnic make-up made him versatile as he played all kinds of different parts. Georges, what is your favorite Charles Bronson film?

I like Lucha Underground, NJPW, ROH, and sometimes even Championship Wrestling From Hollywood better than RAW. On Smackdown I am very interested in Daniel Bryan's crazed EnviroNAZI heel character.