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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    grobyc eht etavitca ot emit si ti nataS retsaM droL
  2. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    If I were a professional wrestler this is the song I would walk to the ring to. Take 5 minutes getting from the curtain to the ring too. You can't rush pure evil.
  3. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Penny Marshall RIP

    Huh... what?
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    Penny Marshall RIP

    RIP. Laverne will now be in Heaven with Squiggy.
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    °°°Der Deutsche Thread°°°

    Big fan of German Silent Horror especially The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari. Nosferatu also, of course. Teutonic Thrash Metal is awesome too. I wish Germany the best of luck and I hope in the future they make decisions that benefit Germans. I am genuinely concerned about you guys. My best friend for...
  6. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    So You Wanna Be A Pro Wrestler, Huh?

    "Gordon Solie... I have walked the back streets of Singapore, and laid with the Maiden of One Eye on the sands of the Uncharted Quarter... I have chewed the Betel Nut, and the Chairman of the Board has sent the Purple Haze from the depths to pass to me the golden spike, so I can purify the...
  7. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    This is for you. Enjoy...
  8. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Good experimental Black Metal concept album designed to be heard in one sitting.
  9. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    So You Wanna Be A Pro Wrestler, Huh?

    As a California boy I was always more of a NWA guy than WWF. During the last days of Jim Crockett Promotions when they bought out Bill Watts and overexpanded I was able to catch a few shows at The Forum. I’m grateful I was able to see those. I saw Dusty, Flair, Road Warriors, Koloffs, Rock ‘n’...
  10. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The fact of RAW being a borefest is Vince McMahon’s fault not some gimmicked up character that was given all the blame. Who put him up there in the first place? Corbin is kayfabe authority only.
  11. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    So You Wanna Be A Pro Wrestler, Huh?

    I admit to being a Kevin Sullivan Army Of Darkness mark. I never was able to watch Florida Championship Wrestling in the 1980s anywhere on TV out here. I heard what Sullivan was up to in Florida so I followed reading the wrestling magazines. There’d be some great and bizarre pics that drew my...
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    German Gov’t-Backed Push Seeks To Re-Educate Pre-School **** from ‘Right-Wing’ Families

    When they finally graduate high school I hope the government issues a set of knee pads to go along with their diploma so they’re not sent out in the world getting rug burns left and right, back and forth, in and out, up and down, left and right, hot and cold...
  13. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    So You Wanna Be A Pro Wrestler, Huh?

    Bob Roop stretches the fuck out of this guy. Army Of Darkness 4 Life
  14. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    American beanie (parody)

    Thanks for the response, Assari. Merry Christmas by the way.
  15. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    You Go, Mike Tyson!

    To heck with Cassius Clay. That was a promo. Dark Poetry if you will. In my World Tyson is still working Babyface.
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    You Go, Mike Tyson!

    In Tyson’s 5150/24/7/365 head I think the phony morning talk show host was starting to resemble Evander Holyfield. Morning Latte Boy was legit frightened enough his gonads and Adam’s Apple kissed. Tyson’s keeper did nothing when Mikey snapped his leash and ran wild. #AwesomeSauce
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    You Go, Mike Tyson!

    Such a delightful clip left on YouTube in 2014. I never saw it so it's new to me. Mike must have been off his meds not being able to find a Walgreen's in Toronto. I promise this is good!
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    American beanie (parody)

    What about this part below? Was that true? I don't mean to offend but I heard about it. All Hail Finland!
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    American beanie (parody)

    That's America Jr up there. They know who their ***** is so we're cool. You guys **** Russia still? Let me know if this is false. I heard during WW2 Finns hated Russia so much that many of your Jews through in with the Germans. Is that true?
  20. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    FWBs and .. STDs / STIs

    My next door neighbor has a drone and I already informed him what would happen to his drone if he flew it too close to my windows. You'd have to be a real sickie to want to see me; a large, saggy, middle-aged man leaning over prone with one leg in the air reaching under and past my taint to...
  21. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    American beanie (parody)

    America already has a hat. It's called Canada.
  22. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    FWBs and .. STDs / STIs

    How long does it take you to complete this hygienic ritual? You reminded me of times when I tried using a razor and a mirror. I put the top down on the toilet then lay the mirror flat on the seat. Then I waddle my fat ass toward the mirror and squat over it trying to give a few swipes with the...
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    Fellas, Tell Us About This ********* You've Been Smoking Lately?

    Really nice. Thanks for your much appreciated contribution to this thread. I've said it before but I'm jealous of your skills.
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    FWBs and .. STDs / STIs

    I'm no good with the clippers and razor as every time I try it looks like wet hamburger down there before I'm half done. I prefer the guacamole dip Veet leaves.
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