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Errrrr...yip.

Ms Piggy (AKA Ms Potato Head) and she can stay as... I mean... for breakfast. Looking forward to the hash browns also.

How many toes on each foot does an Australian with Diabetes have?

This Monty Python thread is the bees’ knees.

He throws a baseball like a little girl. I guess we know who reaches for the 12 gauge when somebody hears a noise.

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Paul Di Anno fan, huh? Hmmmm... I just learned something about you.:glugglug: Enjoy this then. This is the full and complete Maiden Japan.

As for me I was only born here, grew up here, was here yesterday, am here today, will be here tomorrow... but what the heck would I know?

Check out good the quality of this footage from 1981 is.

Y'all shut your whore mouths while God speaks. BTW, retards ruined the word "special". Anything actually special now is retarded. Fuck you.

I also think he's not funny. I dropped Howard Stern right after Jackie Martling left. Jackie slayed me. Even his laugh tracks playing during Robin reading news stories about plane crashes. I take delight in humor based on gut wrenching human anguish and tragedy. If it's funny, it's funny.

Great chat. I like the term Emotional Hemophiliac. Sore candy asses basically. Not sure why the woman butted in like anyone was waiting with bated breath to hear her take on anything. Save it for Rachel Ray, Sugartits.

I see he still gets bookings for court.

No argument from me. If my properties weren't paid off and also under Prop 13 it might be less embarrassing living in Detroit. I remember a cop ******* a Central American guy waving a ***** at a crowd of innocent people. Officer Rodriguez spoke Spanish but he didn't know how to send the proper...

Vince would keep Linda in the cabinet also.

"Why not just put me in charge, dammit! After all, what's the difference?!?!?"

In all honesty I'm waiting for the Mexican Ed McMahon to walk to the edge of the border holding a giant check he'll hand our carnival barker. I may hallucinate at times but I wasn't the only one who envisioned something close to that. I'll even accept an IOU from the Mexican Paul Schaeffer at...

All hail Epicus Doomicus Metallicus! The original...

I found my song of the day and it's not even Noon. Johan Längquist, the original vocalist from Epicus Doomicus Metallicus, is back fronting Candlemass. I got goosebumps hearing his voice again. Sounds so good. Please give a listen. Hey Johan from the board, I hope you listen and like it too. I...

I hear **** porn is very poopular.

Dat am right and I mean all of it. More and more people are becoming aware of it too. Look at the mountain of evidence on Michael Obama's bulge.

Better lay out the wire or the Pepper Bellies will storm the valley.

Hopefully both.

That little bastard also didn't disclose he took an integral part in the 1993 music video "Whoomp! There It Is!" Witnesses report seeing Hussein hanging out in the park flipping bags and constantly looking at his pager.

What an embarrassment that Islamic Kenyan nincompoop was. You'll find as many pictures of Michael being pregnant as you will Barry Soetoro Attorney At Law standing in a courtroom.

She has tons of them. Actually if you removed them and weighed them about eighteen pounds. I put a pile of them on a teeter totter with one of Lemmy's warts on the other side and see who wins.

Merry Christmas. Where the heck you been? Hope you didn't leave the castle without papers.

It's fine. I wouldn't worry about it.

I'll give you a Harrumph on that one, Governor. Mary Christmas.

All roads lead to the squared circle.

Buuuuuuuurrrrrp... Bleeeeeecccch... Uuuuuurrrrrppp. Good. Back to normal, dammit!

Ditto. I'm not wiping my wiener off on the drapes on the way out either. May all your Christmas Message Board Store Of Pornography dreams come true! If you ***** please post. Nostrovia...:glugglug:

I'm sorry, fellas. Had to burp. Feel better now. Back on topic...

Y'know what? I haven't smoked weed for a week and I doubled my coffee consumption. Can't *****. Can't eat. If a certain someone took me off ignore I would crush his soul like a Chinese **** can before Jesus blows out his birthday candles. I took pleasure terrorizing my tenant last Monday. He...

Merry Christmas, buddy. Of late you've made me laugh so hard I almost split my taint.

I'm trying to be thorough. Dude sure gives a new meaning to black male.

I hope everyone is having a pleasant afternoon.

Panders for votes.

Divider In Chief NRA Salesman Of The Decade

Seems the thread switched and got turned round.