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Good thorough answer there, Torre. I think I prefer the standard Jewish Chinese Food better than the Chinaman Chinese Food too. Too much ginger in the other stuff.

Portuguese is the official language of the buttsex.

I have a Jewish tenant. He's a serious beef & broccoli guy. I mentioned to him I heard if you're looking for a good Chinese restaurant and don't see a Chinaman around find a Jew and ask him. He agreed. I actually referred him to what is now his favorite Chinese place. They serve the lunch menu...

I took the wife out for Chinese Food the other night. It was a new place that just opened. Not the type of Chinese Food I was used to. No Egg Rolls, Hot & Sour Soup, or BBQ Ribs. They did have some Kung Pao Chicken which was good. Lots of ginger in the food all around. Anyway, we go downstairs...

https://people.com/sports/former-professional-wrestler-dick-slater-dies-at-67/ I didn't think anything could put away that crazy sumbitch. Somewhere in the sky there is some **** drinkin' and pill poppin' with "Captain Redneck" Dick Murdoch and "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer. One of many stories...

Ants like crazy! Ants everywhere! Ants! Ants! Ants! Ants, I tell ‘ya!

Washing your famous corned beef and cabbage down with a gallon of spoiled milk would really give you some sweet gas. Impress your lady by lighting one on fire.

The original Analogue NT Mini for NES is out of stock and I don't think they plan on making more. They were $449. The Analogue Super NT for SNES is priced less at $190 and is available.

Thanks for fixing it. I so appreciate.

Difficult...

I keep waiting for that stack of dimes he calls a neck to break.

Hitler is relieved this Socialist ****** his purity test. "One or two mistakes 200 years or so ago. No biggie."

Analogue is a company that has already made high quality models of the NES and SNES. They are expensive but this may be the best way to play your old Sega or Nintendo games. The Analogue Mega SG has a micro SD card slot and is compatible with Master System, Game Gear, Genesis/Megadrive, Sega CD...

You plan to kick her to the curb by blowing her out the door?

Nice seeing the hooker handing over the envelope and still getting fucked. She almost made in off the corner into polite society. Almost.

From Muscle Shoals...

Some people need to live on forever because no one will be born to replace them.

COC sampling 2 of the ingredients of Sludge.

So great to have Pepper Keenan back in COC.

Congratulations to Canada!!!

I think it's high time for this. This will keep 2 Asian fellas from getting together drawing straws with the one pulling the shortest straw being the one wearing the dress.

Silly hooker and rodent face attorney.

I agree with James Woods. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/james-woods-wants-licensed-hunting-195954409.html

I think you're on to something, sir.

I’m waiting for a woman to reply with Jim Morrison. He do the sex with many, many women and also was one of the most annoying people ever when he wasn’t singing a Doors song.

I had a crush on a girl named Mercedes in the 10th Grade. When I got the guts to tell my *** about her he didn’t exactly look at me like I won a classy German vehicle. I remember him telling me, “Watch out for those kind. You can get them pregnant by shaking hands with them.” Maybe that’s why...

That too. I was referring to Don Lemon, a lemon being as sour as Don is a fruit.

Yep. Why would we punish the Saudis now over one ******** foreign person when they didn't receive even a slap on the wrist from us after our 3000?

Funny how many people get their names for a reason. The character on the right sure is a sour fruit.

I see your point. The PC Police are everywhere. But, in saying that, do you not feel that the Jews are a people that people are more hesitant to criticize than other ethnic groups? I do. Heck, in America, some practically celebrate you for attacking Christians or White Men.

Tolerance is two-pronged and reciprocal or it's **********. I accept you but you accept me too. Diversity, by definition, is "a range of different things," which could mean outside appearance, inner thinking, or a variable of other things when it comes to people. My marriage has a lot of...

Re: I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauce Cat Diarrhea

If you can't keep arching and reach I'll get it for 'ya. You like syrup or jelly?

He's got a point there, fellas. We make fun of every race, religion, nationality, and gender and it's hunky-dory but once you poke fun at a Jew or call him out on something the meaningless little anti-Semite cards start getting flung everywhere. Why are Jews exempt from criticism? Many other...

Years ago I shared a small, one bedroom/one bathroom apartment with a girlfriend. She'd be on the couch trying to relax and watch TV while I was in the bathroom not too many feet away pinching off a loaf and playing a marathon session of Tetris DX. She'd beg me to open the window. I did for...